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Eco-Religion
Worshipping Mother nature and the Earth with Religious Dedication
Look At This Effing Hipster in a Tree
Dec 4th
Because the mainstream media won’t tell you where to find trees. Its a media conspiracy, man.
I think that using an old iPhone 3G is so ironic, don’t you?
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Loading ...11 PM Music: Remy – “Missing You – The Incandescent Light Bulb Song”
Dec 2nd
Thomas Edison’s invention is going to be wiped off the face of the US by Congressional fiat. And this is Remy’s song about it.
Thanks to HotAir for the clip.
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City Union Members Use Witchcraft in Negotiations
Dec 2nd
A Santeria Birdseed plot has resulted in one non-union idiot being fired and another one in hot water.
From the MiamiHerald here:
Two North Miami Beach police department employees allegedly tried to cast a spell over the city manager’s office.
A note to prospective municipal employees: If you’re looking for a way to help out beleaguered colleagues, casting a spell on your boss is probably not the way to go. Two North Miami Beach employees — one a police officer, the other a department office manager — are in hot water after trying to enlist some supernatural aid in the form of what they believed to be a Santeria practice.
Their alleged target: City Manager Lyndon Bonner, whose plan to slash the police budget prompted protests and union outrage this fall.
Their mystical material: handfuls of birdseed which, according to an internal affairs report, they hoped to scatter in and around Bonner’s fourth-floor office at City Hall. But when they tried to recruit a janitor to sprinkle the seeds, she balked — and turned them in.
Officer Elizabeth Torres told investigators she meant the manager no harm: “I want to clarify, that it’s nothing malicious and nothing intended to hurt that person.” She was told last week she faced termination over the August incident, which took place against the backdrop of a contentious budget season. Unionized city employees must go through an appeal process before they can be fired.
Office manager Yvonne Rodriguez, who is not a member of the union, was fired last week for her role in the plot.
While Santeria practitioners have argued that their practice constitutes a legitimate religion and bristle at depictions of the practice as black magic or witchcraft, they acknowledge that public displays of their traditions can spook non-believers. And both adherents and experts say that the Afro-Cuban religion, itself an amalgamation of Catholicism and African spiritual traditions, does not count malice — such as casting harmful spells — as one of its principles.
So if their fake religion of Santeria wasn’t going to harm the City manager, what the hell was the purpose of getting the stupid birdseed then? It most certainly wasn’t going to be a blessing or a which for success for the manager, now was it?
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James Arthur Ray Attracts a Two Year Prison Sentence
Nov 20th
James Ray was crying when he was sentenced to two years in an Arizona jail- not because he was sorrowful for the deaths of three of his cult followers, but because he was losing his freedom. His brother told the press that James Ray is looking forward to “helping people in prison.”
From the HuffPo here:
A self-help author’s acknowledgement that he was responsible for the deaths of three people in an Arizona sweat lodge ceremony was something the victims’ family members had hoped for long ago. But the court action wasn’t about apologies for them; it was about accountability.
As James Arthur Ray stood before them and tearfully begged for forgiveness Friday, Ray received two years for the deaths of Kirby Brown, 38, of Westtown, N.Y.; James Shore, 40, of Milwaukee; and Liz Neuman, 49, of Prior Lake, Minn.
Ray said he would have stopped the ceremony had he known people were dying or in distress. But he offered no excuses for his lack of action as chaos unfolded outside the structure at a retreat near Sedona.
“At the end of the day, I lost three friends, and I lost them on my watch,” Ray said, standing before the victims’ families. “Whatever errors in judgment or mistakes I have made, I’m going to have to live with those for the rest of my life. I truly understand your disappointment in my actions after, I do. I’m disappointed in myself.”
Yavapai County Superior Court Judge Warren Darrow gave Ray three, two-year sentences to be served concurrently and ordered him to pay more than $57,000 in restitution.
Ray will have to serve 85 percent of his sentence. That comes out to almost 600 days.
Authorities immediately took custody of Ray, who will serve his time with the state Department of Corrections.
“We were fortunate enough to meet with James after the sentencing,” said his brother, Jon Ray. “He was in good spirits and said this would give him the opportunity to help people in prison that need it.”
Neuman’s daughter, Andrea Puckett, said she doesn’t believe Ray grasps his role in the deaths, despite his apology and called the sentence a joke. “It’s very frightening the control he has over people and his mentality,” she said. “That’s not going to change.“
James Ray wasn’t standing a watch. He was running a cult using a mix of stolen mysticism from eastern religions, American Indian traditions and new age claptrap. He charged his cult members hundreds of thousands of dollars for sessions that put them in grave physical danger and it was sheer luck he managed not to kill more people prior to the sweat lodge manslaughter.
Andrea Puckett is right. James Ray still thinks that he was doing some type of religious benefit instead of fleecing his victims. And the fact that he is looking forward to prison because he thinks prisoners need his spiritual guidance shows that Ray is delusional- he is buying his own brand of bullshit.
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OccupyWallStreet Protesters Obviously Have Scabies and Impetigo
Nov 16th
The protesters in Santa Cruz have scabies, an allergic reaction to mites. Those mites of course come from dirty disgusting clothing, hair and people. And once you get scabies, impetigo is right around the corner.
From Gateway Pundit here:
The arrests have been for being drunk in public, being under the influence of drugs, and possession of drugs and drug paraphernalia, Skalland said.
Police said there have been reports of ringworm and scabies at the camp in recent days.
From the NIH here:
Scabies is found worldwide among people of all groups and ages. It is spread by direct contact with infected people, and less often by sharing clothing or bedding. Sometimes whole families are affected.
The mites that cause scabies burrow into the skin and deposit their eggs, forming a burrow that looks like a pencil mark. Eggs mature in 21 days. The itchy rash is an allergic response to the mite.
Scabies is spread by skin-to-skin contact with another person who has scabies.
And the side effect of this joyous hippie disease? Impetigo. Impetigo is caused by streptococcus (strep) or staphylococcus (staph) bacteria. And those staph infections can lead to kidney failure, so there is hope that these scabies sufferers will die off as they deserve to do.
Want to see another story I did on disgusting Santa Cruz hippies? Click here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Bet You Think Occupy Wall Street Couldn’t Get Any Gayer, AmIRight?
Nov 15th
Well the best way to really gay up the anarchy even more than having a bunch of girly men with neck beards whine that life is unfair is to put some of their most hilarious photos to a Broadway song.
I love the photo of the power washing of the park.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Captain Planet Dies Due to Chicken Curry
Nov 14th
Always knew it would end this way.
And if you think Captain Planet looked gross, you should see inside that porta-potty.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Occupy Portland’s Lulzy Tears
Nov 13th
The Portland PD finally started whacking some stupid spoiled hippies. I love the loud kid in the red hat who get a baton to the solar plexus.
Cry Oh Spoiled Xbox Generation. The Whole World is Indeed Watching. And Pointing and Laughing.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...The Intelligence of the 99%: Stoned and Stupid
Nov 12th
Look at the genius exhibited by the typical Occupy Wall Street Protester- and this one from Denver- this stoner, lice-infested maggot who wants to burn flags has no idea about the law, nor why he is really even living on the streets protesting.
Thanks to ConservativeDailyNews.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Occupy WallStreet Now Chanting: Bring Out Your Dead!
Nov 11th
The corpses are piling up at Occupy Wall Street Tent Cities across this great land. Most of the deaths are self-inflicted- two by drug overdose in Portland, one by a failed, albeit hilarious, attempt to catch a bullet with his mouth in Vermont, one gunned down in Oakland, and now one dead in Salt Lake City. A 53 year old leftist was found dead in a filthy tent in New Orleans too, and he had been dead for two days before the smell rose to a noticeable level among the trash and detritus of the occupiers there.
The occupy movements won’t stop, however, until the mobs that are assembled are finally able to get their human sacrifice at the hands of the police or National Guard. Once that lulzy dream of a violent confrontation with the man is attained, then the camps will come down.
Personally, I hope a thousand more Occupiers die. I believe strongly in the survival of the species, and nothing strengthens the genepool like killing off the weak and stupid.
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Ashlie Gough Croaked at Occupy Vancouver
Nov 7th
Ashlie Gough tatted herself up and pierced her body so much that she was almost unhireable for any job in North America outside of the carnival sideshow. Ashlie Gough hooked up with a scuba-diver boyfriend and began to travel the world, which was pretty lucky for her, and stopped to visit friends in Vancouver who were doing the “urban outdoorsman” schtick in support of Occupy Wallstreet. Somehow, while she was there, she either overdosed on drugs or died of Carbon Monoxide poisoning inside a tent.
Even when she tried to clean herself up, she was repulsive.
After spending a few days at Occupy Vancouver, Ashlie Gough, 23 is now dead. Her Dad is in pieces about it. From the GlobeAndMail here:
Ashlie Gough was happy and healthy the last time she visited her father’s house on Vancouver Island.
She was 23. After high school she had drifted a little – she studied tattoo design and travelled the world with a new boyfriend who was a scuba diver.
“She zig-zagged back and forth a bit and led an interesting life, but she was really starting to grow up,” her father, Tom Gough, said on Monday.
On the weekend she went to visit friends who were camping out as part of the Occupy Vancouver protest and on Saturday she was found inside a tent, unresponsive. The cause of her death isn’t official yet, but it may have been a drug overdose.
During an interview at his Vancouver Island home on Monday, Tom Gough appeared sombre, if not in shock.
Mr. Gough said his daughter was not involved in the Occupy protest against corporate greed.
Ashlie Gough may not have been a true Occupier, but she was clearly sympathetic with their cause- enough to camp with them and share in the drugs. And no, she is not a poster child of the Occupy movement, but she is a casualty- one of many more that will come before this idiotic socialist, neo-communist movement is squelched. And her death will ultimately be meaningless.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...This is Why Pandas Are Endangered
Nov 5th
Too stupid to move when its raining Panda pee and Panda poo. That, plus when they are born they look like fuzzy penis caterpillars.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Anarchist Scumbags of OWS Turn Down Jobs
Nov 2nd
They even brought job applications directly to the smelly hippies in DC and these filthy degenerates said they refuse to work because working for a wage won’t change the system, man. Thanks to BigGovernment.
Oh, and it turns out that many of the arrestees of the OWS movement live in mansions that only the 1% can afford.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...A Blonde Girl Solves the Global Warming Problem
Oct 30th
Someone should punch her teachers in the face.
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Hippie Smacking Time
Oct 25th
You know, I thought that people that claimed they had 99% of the population behind them would be more popular. Or have overwhelming numbers so they could shout whatever they wanted and get their way. Hilariously, the dolts of Occupy Wallstreet in Oakland were laboring under those delusions too until they got evicted from their flea-infested commie sit-in. Here are two awesome shots posted at SFGate:
Commie Mumia Supporter
Reeeeeaaally Can't Wait to Crack Some Hippie Skulls
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The Biggest News From Yesterday: Herpes Monkey Eaten by Tiger!
Oct 21st
Sure some tinhorn dictator was blown away in an epic insurrection, but did you hear about the animal hoarder who let all of his wild bears, lions, tigers and monkeys loose before shooting himself in the face? One of those animals- a monkey, had a raging case of herpes, but its okay- the tiger ate that STD monkey before it could rape the population of Dayton, Ohio.
This is how you get Monkey Herpes Y'all!
From the Brisbane times here:
At last count a team of Ohio cops led by Sheriff Matt Lutz had bagged 49 animals, including two wolves, six black bears, two grizzly bears, 18 Bengal tigers, three mountain lions, nine lions, eight lionesses and one baboon.
A monkey, thought to be suffering from herpes is unaccounted for, but may have been eaten by a lion.
The animals were released on Tuesday from a private zoo in suburban Zanesville by their owner who then killed himself. Three leopards, a grizzly bear and two monkeys were taken alive.
That monkey was easy to catch and eat because it was humping a sheep at the time.
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Shocker! Latest FDA Salmonella Recall Linked to Sustainable Organic Farming
Oct 20th
I just saw a tweet about Taylor Farms recalling all of their lettuce bags because it contains bacteria that kills people. I already knew before Google finished loading the search results that the farming company would be boasting how they were “sustainable” and purely “organic” because they refused to use modern science to ensure food quality and safety. Pesticides keeps disease spreading pests away. Chemical fertilizers remove the risks of poisoning people with the use of dung-based nutrients. More bugs and more poo, that’s the liberal way!
Aww, so cute when little blonde white girls get poisoned by a bacteria usually found in chicken shit. From the FDA here:
Taylor Farms Retail Inc. is initiating a voluntary, precautionary recall of 3,265 cases of various salad blends with the potential to be contaminated with Salmonella following a random test conducted on a finished package of spinach by the State of Washington Department of Agriculture.
The products were distributed in Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Kentucky, Missouri, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, Oregon, South Carolina, Texas, Virginia, Washington and Puerto Rico and sold in various retail supermarkets.
Salmonella is an organism which can cause serious and sometimes fatal infections in young children, frail or elderly people, and others with weakened immune systems. Healthy people may experience fever, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea (which may be bloody), and abdominal pain. In rare cases the organism can get into the bloodstream and cause more serious complications.
Bloody deadly diarrhea, mmm, mmm, good! That’s the way democrats like their food. Science is complete bullshit when it comes to farming methods developed over thousands of years, but absolute god’s truth when it comes to global warming. Remember, when it says Organic on the label, it means the farms take shortcuts.
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Chevy Volt Has Same Power as Electric Car From 1896
Oct 14th
The Roberts Electric Automobile was built before the advent of mass production, but this little electric car got the same distance as a modern 33,000 dollar Chevy Volt.
From the DailyCaller here:
Meet the Roberts electric car. Built in 1896, it gets a solid 40 miles to the charge — exactly the mileage Chevrolet advertises for the Volt — the much-touted $31,645 electric car General Motors CEO Dan Akerson called “not a step forward, but a leap forward.”
The executives at Chevrolet can rest easy for now. Since the Roberts was constructed in an age before Henry Ford’s mass production, the 115-year-old electric car is one of a kind.
But don’t let the car’s 115 years let you think it isn’t tough: It’s present-day owner, who prefers not to be named, told The Daily Caller it still runs like a charm.
115 years is an awful long time to achieve zero growth in a technology. Know what we havent tried to reinvent? Steam power! Lets use a nuclear cell to generate steam power! Nice and clean, efficient, and long lasting.
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Ancient Jews Carried Golden Calf Too
Oct 11th
I love it when Liberals acknowledge biblical symbolism- and as always, they only do so to push their own leftist agenda. Godless heathens in their own right, they love to spout that Jesus said not to judge wicked people, when in fact, he did not- and they love to worship golden calves when it suits their purposes.
And today they march on the rich to terrorize them and attempt to steal their wealth for their own:
Mobs always gather and demand violence and will not disperse until blood is shed. That is the simplest explanation why the mobs of OccupyWallStreet are persisting- no one has died yet. So whatever happened to the jews that worshipped the golden calf? They were forcefed gold and none of them ever reached the promised land.
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Idiocracy Was Born in San Francisco
Oct 4th
All cellphones now sold in the city limits of San Francisco have to have a label on them specifying the amount of radiation the thing gives off. How people are supposed to figure out this score is beyond anyone’s guess.
From NBC here:
San Francisco controversial new law requiring cell phone retailers in the City to provide radiation information is now live.
The ordinance requires cell phone retailers to display information about the amount of radiation emanating from cell phones and to provide fact sheets to customers who ask for them.
There is some controversy about how radiation levels are measured and whether cell phone radiation poses an immediate threat at all.
Ever notice with the big brains on the left that the “science is settled” on the whole Global Warming thing, but when scientists continually tell us that cellular signals are harmless to all forms of life, that scientific information is “theory” and “controversial?”
They should go ahead and label the calorie and sodium content on cell phones too. Consumers too dumb to trust cell phone safety are very likely the eat the damn things.
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