I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Doughy Generation Gimme Guy Gets Fired From Boston Market
Yeah, you don’t call your customers bitches and whiny if you are in the freakin’ service industry. Ronnie here chronically complains about the customers to the undercover CEO and is later handed a slip of paper to match his shirt.
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