Hugo Chavez Finally Rots Completely

Hugo Chavez had cancer of the ass that ate his socialist body from the inside out. He eventually sought treatment in the communist nation of Cuba where those ultra clean hospitals led to severe bacterial chest infections. I hope his death was as painful as it was slow.

You know my favorite thing about Hugo Chavez? Right now.

— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) March 5, 2013

Going to drink champagne and roast a pig tonight in honor of Hugo Chavez finally kicking the bucket. Now, if God would only take Castro.

— Brad Thor (@BradThor) March 5, 2013

You can tell Hugo Chavez is actually dead because “RIP Hugo Chavez” is not trending on Twitter.

— JRehling (@JRehling) March 5, 2013

Hey Michael Moore! How about that Cuban “Obamacare” now that Hugo Chavez is dead?

— Ari David (@AriDavidUSA) March 5, 2013

Saddam, Kim Jong-il, Bin Laden and now #HugoChavez: Hell is getting more like an episode of South Park every day.

— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) March 5, 2013

“Sic semper tyrannis.” Hugo Chavez is dead. Dictator & scumbag. Rot in hell, buddy-of-Sean-Penn. He had to go down. #PointBreak

— Johnny Utah (@PointBreakUtah) March 5, 2013

#Chavez, thank you for destroying the once leading vacation spot of the western hemisphere. May you rot in hell.

— A _Differant _Anon (@Gabrial_1) March 5, 2013

Bye bye, Chavez. Rot in hell. Word, Sean Penn has the #sads.

— lisa jennings (@agoodeye) March 5, 2013