Dallas Kristin Augustine, 32, a manly-looking lesbian was married to a hotter looking older lady of 50 named Jessie McCaskill. But she still liked to trawl the lesbian bars and was hooking up with another woman. When McCaskill found out how trampy her herman-munster-looking lifeparter was, she kicked Augustine out of the house, burned the wedding photos and posted Augustine’s confession on Facebook in lulzy triumph. Augustine killed McCaskill in what is assuredly a hate crime and then shot herself in the face, barely improving her looks. As a bonus, this was just a family tradition since Augustine’s Dad killed his wife too.
From the DailyMail here:
Dallas Kristin Augustine, 32, carried on a relationship with a woman she met at a bar months before killing Jessie McCaskill, 50, at their home in Phoenix, Arizona.
Augustine was the daughter of Kathy Augustine who died in 2006. Augustine’s stepfather, Chaz Higgs, was later convicted of murdering Kathy Augustine by injecting her with a paralytic drug.
Friends and family told investigators that the affair resulted in the ‘other woman’ trying to blackmail Augustine, under threat of revealing the affair. McCaskill kicked her wife out of their house after she revealed the affair and expressed suicidal thoughts. While Augustine stayed at a hotel for a short time, McCaskill burned their wedding photos.
Augustine wrote a confession about the affair that McCaskill later posted on Facebook for all of their friends to see. The couple had been together for about six years and had gotten married in California, but they had disputes in the months leading up to the murder-suicide. Then, shortly before the murder-suicide, they reunited in hopes of working things out, but their problems persisted.
Officers who were called August 27 to perform a welfare check at the home shared by Augustine and McCaskill discovered their bodies near the front door, with a handgun between them.
It is clear that Obama needs to put forth an effort to keep guns out of the hands of ugly, angry lesbians. If it would save just one life, he has a duty to do so.