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Archive for March, 2010
Pervy SSID
Mar 31st
I’m sitting at the Red Dog Saloon the Ghent section of Norfolk and wanted to check email. I typically stick to the AT&T 3G network when I’m out and about. Then I saw this network ID as an option. Is the threat of faggishness now a security deterrant for wireless access points? It kept me from connecting.
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Loading ...Democrat NY State Senator Has a Problem with Saggy Britches
Mar 31st
Nice to know that State politicians get paid to produce racist filled propaganda and then use it to tell black people to pull up their damn pants.
You know that comic book called “All Negro Comics” was produced in 1947 by a black man. And it had some great content inside that was, and still is, not offensive- instead it portrays black detectives, African adventures, and a positive message to kids and young adults about avoiding crime. But because it contains the word “negro” on the cover it is fodder for race-baiters, and in this video there is a solid implication that white people had created the comic with the intent to be racist.
That said, I don’t quite agree with the campaign to end saggy pants. If it weren’t for the saggy pants, I wouldn’t know how to identify when I have driven into a bad part of town and need to lock my car doors.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Take That Black People: Obama to Ban Menthol Cigarettes
Mar 30th
Of course, that will only mean that Barack Obama will have all of the delicious menthols for himself!
From the WaPo here:
Federal officials began grappling Tuesday with one of the thorniest issues surrounding the regulation of tobacco: whether to ban menthol, the most popular cigarette flavoring, which is smoked by millions of
Americansblacks every day.The issue carries great importance for public health advocates and tobacco executives. But it also has racial implications, since menthol cigarettes are overwhelmingly popular among African Americans.
A scientific advisory panel that will advise the Food and Drug Administration on regulating tobacco opened a two-day meeting Tuesday and began reviewing hundreds of published studies on menthol cigarettes. The panel, largely made up of scientists, physicians and public health experts, has a year to make a recommendation to the FDA on menthol cigarettes.
Menthol cigarettes are especially popular among young smokers. Middle-school students who smoke begin with menthol cigarettes, whose minty taste can mask the harshness of tobacco. About 75 percent of African American smokers use menthol brands.
Little Known Fact: The stinging sensation of the sharp husks of the cotton plant during hand-generated harvest is known to ease the urge to smoke mentholated cigarettes. The government definitely wants the blacks of the country to grow agriculture in urban areas, so drop the Newports, Salems and Kools and get back to picking cotton! Don’t worry. They’ll cover your medical benefits and food for you. Just like the old days. Swing low, sweet chariot!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Norfolk Nightscape
Mar 30th
Even though I grew up across the water from this Navy town I’m not too familiar with much of it’s downtown. I am here tonight because I have some upgrades to do in the area. Mostly I avoided the town growing up because if you get lost you always wind up in the ghetto. Looking back, I realize that when I went to the southside of Hampton Roads I usually went to Virginia Beach.
Anyways blogging may be light or sporadic for a few days. Lots of great content just lying around in the archives so check it out.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Reason 291 to HomeSchool: Kids Won’t Perform Scarface as School Play
Mar 30th
Actually, I’m not too sure how I feel about this at all. Guns in school? Mock gun battles? Calling a made-up trollop of a 5 year old a smack junkie? A mountain of popcorn that represents cocaine piled in front of a tiny cuban druglord? This is either very awful or totally EPIC.
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The most shocking part is I think this was a Christian Daycare Academy. Not really, I dunno, but could it possibly be a public school? Not likely, methinks. The parents in attendence sure seemed to like it. So what do you think? Shocked or awed?
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Russians Going Muslim Hunting
Mar 29th
Of course I hope they hunt down the dogs that bombed their subway system. I think they still owe them bastards hell for Beslan. If you’ve never seen the Beslan documentary, it will tear your heart out. This is what Islam is.
From the BBC here:
At least 38 people were killed and more than 60 injured in two suicide bomb attacks on the Moscow Metro during the morning rush hour, officials say.
Female suicide bombers are believed to have carried out the attacks on trains that had stopped at two stations in the heart of the Russian capital.
No group has yet claimed responsibility for being behind the attacks. But Russian security services believe the bombers are linked to militant groups in the North Caucasus region.
Prime Minister Vladimir Putin cut short a visit to the Siberian city of Krasnoyarsk and said a crime that was “terrible in its consequences and heinous in its manner” had been committed. “I am confident that law enforcement bodies will spare no effort to track down and punish the criminals. Terrorists will be destroyed,” he added.
Happy hunting Russia!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Who Was the 1-Legged Lady Runned Down by the Brooklyn Subway?
Mar 29th
The New York City Police Department had to respond to a call where a one-legged woman had been run over by a Subway car in Brooklyn. I instantly worried that it might be Heather Mills who had drunkenly wandered onto the tracks after a night bar hopping (ha! get it?) in the New York Borough.
The accident scene was described as:
The mangled body of a nearly naked young woman was found on the tracks near a Brooklyn subway station Sunday – and her prosthetic leg was discovered a few feet away.
The woman, who was wearing only black panties, was apparently struck by a train. Besides knocking off her prosthetic leg, the impact severed her hands, authorities said. Police said the woman’s death was not suspicious, suggesting it might have been a suicide.
So I did a Google Search and it turns out that Heather Mills is in court, again, this time defending herself in a lawsuit by a former nanny of hers that claims Heather Mills used to make her give her naked spray tans. Eeew!
So who was the one-legged dead bitch in Brooklyn? Let’s just call her “Eileen.” Or if she was Asian, “Irene.” Just don’t call her Heather.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music: Jonsi – “Sticks and Stones”
Mar 28th
Not usually into Icelandic rock. But Jonsi’s song Sticks and Stones was featured during the closing credits of one of the most amazing movies ever made: How to Train Your Dragon. The movie was absolutely incredible in Tru 3D, and the characters and story were amazing. Couple all of that with an incredible orchestration and a cat-like flying lizard and you’ve got an awesome movie. See it tomorrow! Anyways, here’s the one and only song on the sound track-
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Land of Chinese Dwarves
Mar 28th
I’m saving my money beginning NOW and you should too so you can book travel to China to see the “Little People’s Kingdom of Dwarves,” a Chinese theme park that employs only midgets. They live in hilltop crooked houses and sing and dance for the tourists. I hear they even have vending machines where you can buy handfuls of miniature biscuits that you can throw at them as payment for their adorable antics!
From Reuters here:
Sitting in a valley in southwest China sits an unlikely and controversial theme park — the Little People’s Kingdom of dwarfs.
Here, dwarfs perform in fairytale costumes for tourists. For many of the employees, the park is a rare opportunity to find work. The park, near Kunming city in Yunnan province, employs 108 dwarfs from across the country, who twice daily gather on an artificial hillside to dance and sing for tourists.
As well as a host of dwarf guardian angels, the fantasy world has a king, an army, a health department and even its own foreign ministry, and all must pretend to live in a miniature hilltop village of crooked little houses.
For 80 yuan ($11.72) — not a small sum in China — tourists can watch skits, sentimental group dances and acrobatics.
The show’s centerpiece, a farcical rendition of Swan Lake, sees performers both male and female dressed in pink tutus and pretending to be little swans.
While the venture is yet to make a profit, the owner hopes the number of performers employed will grow to around 1,000 within a few years. One day, the navy will have its own reservoir, the infantry a railroad, the air force a cable car, and the foreign ministry employees will serve as tour guides.
I don’t think they have a retirement plan. They probably just get fed to the lions at the local zoo. Don’t boo that, they aren’t human anyways, or at the very least they don’t vote, not because they are all a bunch of miniature commies, but because they couldn’t reach the levers in a voting booth.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...I’m THE Big Fat Panda!
Mar 28th
Seriously, why are these critters still not extincted yet? They have comically small children. They won’t have sex with each other to save their species. And they lose fights to tree branches.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Free Vodka at PETA Meetings
Mar 28th
PUNXSUTAWNEY is where they have that giant weather prodicting underground rodent and also where PETA meetings end with copious shots of vodka. After one recent meeting, a member tried to resuscitate a North American marsupial that is famous for playing dead.
From CBS here:
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...2 AM Music: The Steps – “Dagger”
Mar 27th
I enjoy the hard edge this band promises. Hope you like it too. Another Austin Band from the Playing in Traffic label:
Dagger from The Steps on Vimeo.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Arrest the Whole Stoner Family
Mar 26th
Cops searching a home for drugs found a video tape showing the 3 year-old-toddler smoking pot from a glass pipe. The fat, idiotic aunt and toothless disheveled grandpop say “No Way! That kid’s too drunk to smoke dope!”
From Wlbz here:
Middletown parents are facing charges after a video shows their 3-year-old child smoking pot.
Officers found the video while executing a search warrant at the Prospect St. home of Kristian Augeri, 23, and Thomas Way, 22.
The video shows the couple’s child trying to light a glass pipe with a lighter. Way was laying next to the child, and Augeri is the one filming the incident. At one point the child appeared to inhale and then start to cough.
A man who identified himself as Way’s step-father told NBC Connecticut Wednesday that the arrests were a misunderstanding, and that the child never smoked pot. A woman who identified herself as the child’s aunt denied the allegations as well.
“There were just things around that shouldn’t have been around. He wasn’t smoking anything,” she said.
Way and Augeri face several charges, including risk of injury to a minor and use of drug paraphernalia.
Video evidence doesn’t lie. This fat aunt’s next statement should be “Ya’ll don’t know them!”
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hannaford Hacker Gets 20 Years in Jail
Mar 26th
The hacker responsible for the largest breaches of commercial enterprises, Albert Gonzales, was sentenced yesterday to 20 years in prison. His resume of crime includes breaches at Heartland, Hannaford, TJMaxx, Office Max and many more.
From the AFP here:
A 28-year-old Florida man who stole millions of credit card numbers in one of the biggest computer hacking operations in US history was sentenced to 20 years in prison on Thursday.
Albert Gonzalez, of Miami, pleaded guilty in separate cases in September related to hacking into the computer systems of big US retailers.
As part of the plea agreement reached in September, Gonzalez agreed to forfeit one million dollars which he had buried in a container, a condo in Miami, a 2006 BMW 330i, a Tiffany diamond ring and Rolex watches.
He faces sentencing in other cases Friday.
Gonzalez and two unidentified Russian co-conspirators were accused of stealing more than 130 million credit and debit card numbers from firms supporting major retail and financial organizations.
More than 250 financial institutions were affected including Heartland Payment Systems, a New Jersey-based card payment processor; 7-Eleven Inc., a Texas-based nationwide convenience store chain; and Hannaford Brothers Co. Inc., a Maine-based supermarket chain. Other charges were related to hacks into major US retailers including TJX Companies, BJ?s Wholesale Club, OfficeMax, Boston Market, Barnes and Noble and Sports Authority.
Gonzalez and unnamed co-conspirators broke into retail credit card payment systems using techniques such as “wardriving,” stealing more than 40 million credit and debit card numbers from accessible wireless computer networks of retailers.
Prosecutor Stephen Heymann rejected a defense argument that Gonzalez suffered from a form of autism called Asperger’s syndrome. “The compulsive behavior exhibited by Gonzalez had nothing to do with a mental defect.
So this 20 year sentence is just the beginning of the end of this hacker’s life. He will likely get more jail time today. And its nice to see that the justice system calls bullshit on criminals who claim to be partially retarded.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...1 AM Music: Speak – “Carrie (Mindful)”
Mar 26th
These guys are young but talented, and may be a band to watch. This song is pretty catchy too.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Nerdy Girls
Mar 25th
When you think of nerds you usually picture a teenage boy with pimples who is an expert at Halo and his chances of procreation with anything other than a homemade robot is pretty much nil. But girls are sometimes the same way. Like this one:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What’s Up With British Schools? Mostly Kids in Trees
Mar 25th
Saw these two bizarre stories from the UK dealing with idiotic teachers who endanger children instead of educating them. First up is a 5-year-old who climbed up a tree at school. And rather than getting the child down, the teachers left the kid up the tree for almost an hour because per policy, they weren’t allowed to get the kid down. And when a concerned woman who walked by the school rescued the kid, she was charged with trespassing by the School staff.
Next is a whole school of 10 to 13 year olds tramatized when they announced there was a gunman at the school, and they evacuated the students to the playground where they watched a teacher get gunned down! Then they were all rushed indoors to the auditorium and while they were still sobbing and shaking, they were finally told that this was a lesson in science.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...LOL: Republicans Think Obama is the AntiChrist
Mar 25th
I’ve heard about a poll stating that 14% of Americans think Barack Hussein Obama may be the antichrist foretold in the Book of the Revelation to John. But of course that is preposterous!
The Antichrist wouldn’t be half black! Besides, its obvious to any casual observer that the Antichrist is Morgan Freeman and his unholy moles.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Global Warming is a Myth: Chinese Are Evolving SnowShoes
Mar 24th
I don’t think polydactyl humans are as interesting as polycactyl cats. I know about the latter because I have an awesome 7-toed cat. But for the Chinese, their people are sprouting extra digits because its so damned cold their feet are evolving into showshoes.
Hey at least these freaks aren’t selling electronics.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...ObamaCare is About ‘Controlling the People’
Mar 24th
A Michigan Democrat Representative John Dingell yesterday admitted that ObamaCare is about keeping the population of the country “under control.”
From HotAir here:
The harsh fact of the matter is when you’re going to pass legislation that will cover 300 American people in different ways it takes a long time to do the necessary administrative steps that have to be taken to put the legislation together to control the people.
The Democrats have never been able to unite as a team to defeat any of America’s enemies. They want to release terrorists from Gitmo. They didn’t have the stomach to fight against Saddam Hussein. Finally, they can unite to defeat a hated enemy: The American People.
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