Who Was the 1-Legged Lady Runned Down by the Brooklyn Subway?

The New York City Police Department had to respond to a call where a one-legged woman had been run over by a Subway car in Brooklyn. I instantly worried that it might be Heather Mills who had drunkenly wandered onto the tracks after a night bar hopping (ha! get it?) in the New York Borough.

The accident scene was described as:

The mangled body of a nearly naked young woman was found on the tracks near a Brooklyn subway station Sunday – and her prosthetic leg was discovered a few feet away.

The woman, who was wearing only black panties, was apparently struck by a train. Besides knocking off her prosthetic leg, the impact severed her hands, authorities said. Police said the woman’s death was not suspicious, suggesting it might have been a suicide.

So I did a Google Search and it turns out that Heather Mills is in court, again, this time defending herself in a lawsuit by a former nanny of hers that claims Heather Mills used to make her give her naked spray tans. Eeew!

So who was the one-legged dead bitch in Brooklyn? Let’s just call her “Eileen.” Or if she was Asian, “Irene.” Just don’t call her Heather.