I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
31
Jan
Tax Dollars well spent. The FBI maintains a team of special agents and prosecutors that can be dispatched anywhere in the United States or around the world to help in the sleuthing and recovery of stolen masterpieces.
The FBI is already famous for its Ten Most Wanted list. But did you know it [...]
30
Jan
A French Canadian town published what seems to me a pretty decent “common sense” guide to not being misogynistic. But the news about this is reported in a way as to imply that the town that published this list is deeply racist. And somehow- the article painfully avoids mentioning just what kind of [...]
30
Jan
Bazl from Nosumo.com tagged me, asking that I follow her post about six weird things about her with a post of my own.
THE RULES:
Each player of this game starts with 6 weird things about you. People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as [...]
30
Jan
Terrorist Communications and Propaganda groups have struggled for a while with securing their communications to keep them from the ever-watchful eyes of the NSA and the cyber-warfare soldiers. In the past the terror supporters were reluctant to use many standard encryption software and hardware devices such as PGP, encryption chips or other software for [...]
30
Jan
A lazy bald eagle, which prefers to scavenge in a landfill rather than live off the wild, tried to snatch a deer’s head and take it home. But it weighed too much and the eagle flew it into power lines causing an electical outage.
From the AP here:
JUNEAU, Alaska - About 10,000 Juneau residents briefly [...]
29
Jan
Yay, its Ashura Time!
In celebration of Ashura, Shiite Muslims, who are pissed because Muhammad’s grandkid, Imam Hussein was killed nigh on 1.3 Millenia ago, march down the streets in Karbala, Iraq and shred their skin with whatever blades they can find. Some use chains, others use knives, machetes or swords. Not too [...]
29
Jan
We got back from the 20 week radiology appointment this afternoon after an extended ultrasound. The great news is that it’s a boy! According to the ultrasound, the fetus has all of its fingers and toes, and the heart looks normal and strong. Bone size and structure is good and everything looks [...]
29
Jan
To read other reviews, you would think that Pan’s Labyrinth is the best movie since Citizen Kane. It has even received a 96% freshness rating on Rotten Tomatoes. It was this high rating that made me want to see it on the big screen.
And I am very disappointed in the film. It [...]
26
Jan
My mother spent many years as a school bus driver for the public schools. I think she was generally well-liked by the students she carried back and forth to school. After all, she always got lots of loot from them at Christmas time.
But she would often tell these stories about misbehaving children and how she [...]
26
Jan
Tommy Kotona is an idiot. He sunk over 72,000 dollars of his own money into the Nigerian 419 Advance Fee Scam, and then when he needed more money to free up his promised millions, he started draining the county funds.
He shipped over one million bucks to the scammers. The people behind the counter at the [...]
26
Jan
I always wondered how I would look with a hard candy shell. Now thanks to www.becomeanmm.com, I have my answer. I don’t think this one is as cool as the South Park Character generator, but it is still fun. Stop over and “Emmandemm-ize” yourself today!
25
Jan
Jordan is one of the most progressive Islamic countries in the Middle East. But the ideas of family honor tied to a daughter’s virginity is a tough islamic custom to break. And as more and more Islamic families are confronted with Westernized ideas of fashion and freedom for women, I expect that more [...]
25
Jan
These Chinese sure have some stupid customs. One is the belief that if a man dies without a wife, a female corpse should be buried with the man in order for the couple to be married in the afterlife. They call these dead women “ghost brides.”
And where does one find a dead [...]
25
Jan
The Saudis have their own war on drugs. Glue sniffers and pot smokers are sentenced to memorizing the Koran, or else they face a year in jail.
From Reuters here:
A Saudi court has ordered a drug user to spend six months memorizing the Koran, but he faces a year in prison if he fails to [...]
24
Jan
For whatever reason, China plus animals equals bizarre animal deaths. This case is no different. A little boy screamed at a bunch of chickens and caused them to kill each other in a chicken stampede. A single Chinese person hadn’t killed this many chickens out of sheer willpower since General Tso.
From Reuters here:
Hundreds of [...]
24
Jan
Homeland Security agents for the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, just wanted to take a break on the way back to the office for a nice Big Gulp of Diet Coke and a Quarter Pound Big Bite Hot Dog from Oscar Mayer. But no, they couldn’t eat in peace at the 7-11 parking [...]
24
Jan
For Animal Cruelty. 31 Felony Counts. But it should have been more. Meet Andy Cook and Adria Hinkle, two dimwitted criminal employees of PETA who went around the Hampton Roads area and parts of North Carolina in a PETA van collecting unwanted animals from shelters and homes under the guise that the [...]
23
Jan
So it was announced today that Tom Cruise was sent by L. Ron Hubbard to forgive all our sins. We might not believe it now, but we should be assured that a thousand years from now? Yeah, we will all be worshipping the Cruise.
So why does every whacko cult figure have to [...]
23
Jan
I guess it was the best way for him to scope out the fresh talent. Either that or he was trying to maintain his cover story with his two older lovers. You see, Neil Rodreick was passing himself off to his pedophile roommates as a 12 year old boy. And the pedophile roommates knew that [...]
22
Jan
As a follow up to this story here, Robert Hatcher, assistant coach at Kecoughtan High School in Hampton, VA, was sentenced to 17 years behind bars for distributing kiddie porn. He had tried to use the excuse that he was legally blind so he couldnt really see the photos, which I guess could be [...]
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