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Stupid Girl Rearends Truck While Texting- Now Parents Demand Tougher Laws
Mar 5th
Taylor Sauer was a pretty little thing- but boy was she stupid. She was posting a status update to her Facebook page when the SUV she was driving rammed into the back of a truck while she was doing 80 on the Interstate.
Now her parents are understandably heartbroken. But now they are a crusade to ban texting while driving in their state- as if that would somehow have prevented the stupid actions of their precious angel.
From the DailyMail here:
Taylor Sauer, a teenager who was texting every 90 seconds during her four hour commute from Utah State University to her parents’ home on January 14, made a fatal mistake while behind the wheel.
Her prolific last text was ‘Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha.’ Seconds later, she slammed into a tanker truck at 80mph.
Now, Ms Sauer’s grieving parents are hoping to use their daughter’s tragic story as a way to change driving laws, and make texting while driving in Idaho illegal.
She was driving late at night down a stretch of flat highway. Her last message was: ‘I can’t discuss this now. Driving and facebooking is not safe! Haha.’
Moments later, Ms Sauer slammed into a truck that was crawling up a hill. She was killed instantly.
Do all your texting at stop lights like me. People will beep to tell you when its time to go.
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MySpace Being Sold on the Cheap
Jun 29th
Rupert Murdock is going to jettison the crummy MySpace acquisition that he bought for almost 600 million bucks for a paltry 30 million dollars. I’m thinking the infrastructure is worth at least that much. The sale also brings massive layoffs.
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Home Grown Nazi-Turned-Terrorist Claims Hes an Aspie
Jan 14th
Meet Emerson Begolly. He grew up in the Pennsylvania mountains in a divorced home. His Dad dresses him up in Nazi regalia and later encourages him to engage in target practice with an AK-47 while wearing camo gear with AlQueda patches on his shoulders, and a full beard. When he was arrested by the FBI for engaging in terroristic threats online, he bit the agents in an attempt to provoke them into killing him to make him a martyr. Now his Mom says the whole thing is a big misunderstanding and her son suffers from Aspergers and is misunderstood.
From the Post-Gazette here by way of HotAir:
A 21-year-old loner from Armstrong County had an arsenal in his bedroom, a radical Islamist online persona and videos suggesting paramilitary training before his arrest last week for biting two FBI agents.
Mr. Begolly “has a strong desire to kill non-Muslims and many other groups of people,” said Assistant U.S. Attorney Soo C. Song. “He was preparing, and he was getting closer and closer to bringing his words and aspirations to fruition.”
Mr. Begolly was arrested after two FBI agents approached him Jan. 4 at a New Bethlehem Burger King, seeking to talk to him even as other agents executed search warrants on his father’s Mayport farmhouse and his mother’s Natrona Heights home. The parents are divorced.
He reached for a Makarov pistol, for which he had no concealed carry permit, and then bit the agents as they wrestled him into handcuffs. He is charged with assault upon an officer of the United States and possessing a firearm in furtherance of a crime.
Mr. Begolly’s bedroom contained 14 firearms, thousands of rounds of ammunition, a fake hand grenade, a military helmet and a gas mask, said FBI Special Agent Thomas W. Ferguson III. Three of the firearms, including one found under his pillow, were AK-47-type rifles.
One online post by Begolly detailed how an old Buick could be turned into a car bomb using gasoline and tanks — apparently of propane — that could be ignited with a gunshot.
Another talked of “being a suicide martyr on your school,” or taking school kids as hostages and demanding the freedom of Muslim prisoners.
Other online communications dealt with how to handle an arrest attempt. “I would make Waco look like a tea party,” and another said anyone faced with arrest should hurt the agent in any way possible, in a bid to become a martyr.
Shawn Begolly, the defendant’s father, can be heard on some of the videos. In one, the voice said, “Now you wounded him now” in apparent reference to a direct hit on the pumpkin.
Ms. Sims said he was accused of no violence “other then against a pumpkin” before the FBI “snuck up on him” as he sat in his mother’s car in a Burger King parking lot. She said he suffers from Asperger’s syndrome, an autism spectrum disorder that affects social ability.
Nice MySpace photo. I bet he got all the girls. It seems like this punk was raised by his Dad to loathe the jews, first as a Nazi and then as a Muslim. Why the Dad hasn’t been arrested yet is anyone’s guess, and the Jawa Report thinks Dad’s heavily involved in shaping Emerson to be a jihadi.
And how about that? Claiming to have Aspergers, which I’m certain is a self-diagnosis just like all cases, is becoming a common claim of defense lawyers everywhere. To lawyers, having aspergers equals insane equals innocent. Its a bad trend.
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Middle Aged Head Shop Owner Busted
Jan 2nd
Meet Gavin Finnerty and his “business co-owner” Alyssa Knowles. Gavin is 42 and a life-long loser who managed to scrape enough cash together to open up a head shop. Alyssa is barely 18 and is only now embarking on her own personal odyssey of loserdom.
Together they were operating a shop called the “Trippy Hippy Company” whose initials were T.H.C. (heh, get it? like pot, man!) and also selling marijuana and oxycodone over the counter.
And Gavin had blue hair, probably to help make his creepy ass look cooler as he hung around high school kids like Alyssa.
The cops didn’t like them selling dope so they shut them down. Good thing too, as their store was chronically (get it, chronic, heh!) robbed according to the blog on their MySpace page. Caution. This page attempts to compromise your computer via javascript. No need to visit, as it is garish, ugly, blanketed by peace symbols and drug references, as you would expect. Oh, and it featured this animated gif of serial killers rolling a joint.
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Crazed Hawaiian Eco-Religionist Takes Hostage At Discovery Channel
Sep 1st
leewhacko, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak.
This is Lee. He is an insane Hawaiian environmental nutbag who fired shots in the lobby of the Discovery Channel Building in Silver Spring Maryland today. He is demanding an end to TLC and Discovery Programming that promotes reproduction and instead demands new TV shows show people how to sterilize themselves and stop growing food.
Kinda funny demands from a fat Hawaiian.
You can see an original protest site he created here at Archive.Org where he talks about getting arrested for protesting at Discovery back in 2008.
And of course this idiot has a MySpace page here.
Lets hope this person becomes “an hero” by the end of the day.
UPDATE! BOOM, Headshot! Snipers have taken this idiot down. I hereby lay claim and salvage any carbon credits this loser has now forfeited. If he were to have lived 60 years as a normal sane person, I figure I can take his unspent carbon credits- about 30 years worth- and give them away to my liberal friends for Festivus.
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MySpace Rapist in Falls Church
Jul 28th
Meet Rony N. Herrera Deleon. I’m sure he’s legal in this country because American citizens routinely take jobs as pampleteers for a cleaning service. At the age of 27. No need to deport this one. Anyways, this man convinced a 17 year old girl on MySpace that he loved her and when she finally agreed to go out with him, he got all stabby with her in an Annandale townhouse.
From the Wapo here by way of Trench at MyCrimespace:
A Fairfax County man has been arrested after picking up a 17-year-old girl he met on MySpace, taking her to a townhouse in Annandale and then stabbing and raping her.
The incident occurred Saturday morning, and police learned of it after the girl had escaped from the man and called for help.
She had become friends with a man on the social networking site MySpace, and that they had planned to go to Tysons Corner for a meal and a movie. The man picked the girl up at her residence in Fairfax County around 11 a.m. Before they went to Tysons, the man told the girl, he had to stop at his “aunt’s house.”
The girl went inside with the man and the attack began. After being sexually molested, the man produced a folding knife and stabbed her numerous times. He then dragged her to a bathroom, then to some stairs and raped her as she tried to fight him off. She said the man tried to clean up the blood she had spilled around the townhouse during the struggle.
On Monday, police arrested Rony N. Herrera Deleon, 27, who lives in the 6700 block of Barrett Road in the Falls Church area. Herrera was hanging cleaning business brochures on front doors when he was picked up.
Herrera was charged with abduction, malicious wounding, rape and inanimate object sexual penetration. He was being held in the Fairfax County jail Tuesday without bond.
If he was working for a cleaning service, let this be a reminder to do background checks on people before you let them in your home to do work.
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Lori Drew Walks. All Charges Dropped in Megan Meier Cyberbullying Case
Jul 3rd
I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so.
I had predicted that Lori Drew wouldn’t do a day in jail. This case was about lying to someone over email, and if the Federal Government wants to start prosecuting that, they need to build a whole lot of new jails.
The judge in the case just dismissed all charges against Lori Drew because to convict her of lying on a website would also convict everyone else who has ever done the same and he called that unconstitutional. Lori Drew is now a free woman.

Megan Meiers, the 13 year old victim of cyber bullying
From the AP here:
A federal judge on Thursday tentatively threw out the convictions of a Missouri mother for her role in a MySpace hoax directed at a 13-year-old neighbor girl who ended up committing suicide.
U.S. District Judge George Wu said he was acquitting Lori Drew of misdemeanor counts of accessing computers without authorization but stressed the ruling was tentative until he issues it in writing.
She was convicted in November, but the judge said that if she is to be found guilty of illegally accessing computers, anyone who has ever violated the social networking site’s terms of service would be guilty of a misdemeanor. That would be unconstitutional, he said.
Prosecutors had sought the maximum three-year prison sentence and a $300,000 fine, but it had been uncertain going into Thursday’s hearing whether Drew would be sentenced.
Drew’s bond was exonerated by the judge.
Defense attorney Dean Steward said outside court that the U.S. attorney’s office in Los Angeles should not have brought the charges in a case that originated in Missouri and was rejected by prosecutors there. Steward said the ruling should mark the end of Drew’s criminal case.
My heart still goes out to the Meier family and I hope they can some day find peace.
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MySpace to Fire 400
Jun 16th
Facebook likes this. The firing of 400 MySpace employees is supposed to help the company stay lean and run more efficiently. Maybe now they can hire someone to make the site look better and less like an HTML coding horror.

From Reuters here:
MySpace, the social network owned by Rupert Murdoch’s News Corp, said it will cut 30 percent of its staff to lower costs as it struggles to stay popular in the face of rising competition.
MySpace will be left with about 1,000 employees, it said in a statement released on Tuesday. The company declined to say how many people work at the service, but the percentage suggests that about 400 people will lose their jobs.
The cuts are the biggest move so far by new management at the social network and an attempt, it said, to return the service to a “start-up culture.”
I think MySpace has lost so much marketshare to FaceBook that it may never recover. I think the only way they can capture the market back is to clean up the site. Standardize on just a few clean templates, get rid of annoying ads, or better yet, allow users to get a cut of the ad revenue, and tighten security.
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Reason 436 to HomeSchool: Teacher Won’t Travel Across the State to Molest Your Kid
May 27th
Meet Jessica Wishnask. Her booking photo makes her look like a corpse, but she’s not dead, simply exhausted from driving across the state and molesting 15 year old boys.

From WECT here:
A Pitt County school teacher resigned after being arrested in Wilmington over the weekend.
According to the Wilmington Police Department, 27-year-old Jessica Bailey Wishnask of Leland was arrested and charged with indecent liberties with a minor.
Police say a patrol officer spotted a suspicious vehicle. As he approached the car, the officer found Wishnask in “intimate contact” with a 15-year-old boy.
Wishnask was an 8th grade language arts teacher at Pactolus Elementary School. Wishnask began teaching in Pitt County February 2 and resigned Monday, May 25 after her arrest.
Prior to her Pitt Conty teaching job, Wishnack was a 7th grade language arts teacher at Williston Middle School and was suspended in October and November of 2008 and resigned Dec. 31, 2008 for personal reasons. She moved out of a home in Leland, leaving her young daughter, shortly after she resigned and moved to Greenville NC, 135 miles away. She and her husband are in the middle of a separation.
I wonder if Wishnack’s husband is divorcing her because she is a disgusting child molester? No word as yet on who the 15 year old is, but I’m betting he is a former student of hers. She is out on bail right now and recently logged into her MySpace profile here, which has a non-zombie photo of her. She changed her mood to “smart.” I think not.
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International Pedo-Cyber-Stalker Nabbed by FBI
Mar 18th
In a case that took 5 years of FBI effort, Patrick Connolly was arrested for hacking into the computers of young girls, making threats to them, and extorting them in exchange for nude pictures of them.

From the TCPalm here:
An Irish-born computer hacker, working on a U.S. military base in Baghdad, used elaborate computer-hacking methods, personal information and direct threats against four Brevard County teenage girls because he wanted nude photos of them. Some of the victims complied by sending pictures of themselves naked or in states of undress.
After a five-year investigation, FBI agents arrested Patrick Connolly on Friday in Atlanta on one count of computer hacking. He faces more charges, and is expected to be transferred to Orlando shortly.
Connolly started harassing a 14-year-old Rockledge girl in 2005, after hacking into her computer and contacting her using an instant-messaging service on America Online. Using the screen name “Cucumbersn7,” he instructed the girl to take a picture of herself taking a shower. He then sent her proof that he knew her home address. She sent a photo with clothes on, but he persisted, and then threatened to harm the girl’s sister. The victim told authorities that she did not want to worry her pregnant mother, so she sent 10 photos of herself naked. She then stayed off the Internet for a long time.
However, when she finally went back online, Connolly found her again. He demanded more photos, and when the girl declined, he created a MySpace page featuring the previous photos she had sent him.
The second victim was a 17-year-old Rockledge girl who was contacted in a similar fashion in 2005.
Connolly embedded programs into the computers, which gave him remote control of the computers, and allowed him to look at photos and read files belonging to the teenage girls. At various times, Connolly deleted permanent files on the computer of a second teenage girl for refusing to send suggestive images, and warned he would send explicit Webcam images made by a third teenage girl to her grandmother if she didn’t take more photos of herself.
Connolly worked in Baghdad for Tennessee-based EOD Technology Inc., a U.S. Department of Defense contractor. But a spokesman said he no longer was a contract employee with the company.
This guy was hardly an elite hacker, but he did manage to evade capture for a long time. The article goes into more detail on how the FBI played a cat and mouse game with the creep to try to determine who he was and where he was.
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Reason 316 to Homeschool: Scrawny Psycho Teacher Won’t Rape Your 13-year-old 300 Times
Jan 12th
When I first heard about teacher Christine McCallum a few days ago and how she had raped a little boy over 300 times, I looked for any news articles that would have mentioned a confession, or text messages, or some other concrete evidence that would have meant that she is guilty of this crime. 300 times is just too much to believe, and if something is too fantastic to be true it usually is. But then Ed from Right Rant wrote me and reminded me that yes, they found love letters. What a scrawny, slutty bitch.

From the Boston Herald here, who had some guts to publish many of McCallum’s photos. I don’t agree with how lightly they treat some of the subject matter, and you will see below how I fixed it for them:
A soon to be divorced teacher was living a disturbed double life for nearly two years, seducing a 13-year-old boy, plying him with booze and having sex with him on kitchen floors and couches, sometimes right under the nose of her husband.
Christine A. McCallum, 29, who was fired from her job at an Abington elementary school, was charged yesterday with seven counts of statutory rape for the serial liaisons in Rockland and Abington from February 2006, when she took the boy’s virginity raped him for the first time, to November 2007.
Her teenage conquest rape victim told police they had sex more than 300 times – almost “every other day” while he was 13, 14 and 15 years old. They had sex for the first time Feb. 7, 2006, on a couch at McCallum’s Rockland home while her husband slept upstairs.
McCallum and the boy had unprotected sex in the shower, on the kitchen floor and the living room floor on a green shag rug that was seized yesterday as a result of a search warrant.
McCallum weaved her way into the boy’s life in late 2005, prosecutors said, when she became a tutor for his younger brother, let them stay at her house, emptied their backpacks after school, fed them dinner and gave them rides.
But within months McCallum was plying the boy with cranberry and vodka drinks, Jell-o shots and rum, and sleeping with him in her house and his house.
McCallum ended the relationship in November 2007 in a fit of jealousy, after she found out he was using the cell phone she bought him to text other girls, police said. They had sex that night for the last time.
“She was crying. She kissed him and told him she loved him. He told her he loved her.” McCallum was “obsessed” with the boy, writing the boy 10 love letters. “I would choose you over this job,” she wrote, Scott said. “I trust you that ‘this’ can work.”
In a MySpace message, McCallum wrote that she struggled with her desires. “It’s hard to be with you and set boundaries,” she wrote. “It’s hard to kiss you and tell you no.”
Police said the boy’s father contacted police Tuesday after a friend of the boy told his mother about the affair. The mother told the boy’s father.
This child was the product of a broken home, and such kids are often the target of victimization for sex crimes. The epic lack of parenting did contribute to this somewhat, but Christine McCallum was the one who made the psychotic leap from wanting to pity the child to helping him to raping him constantly.

In the picture above, Christine tries to rape this kitten, but is unable to figure out how to stuff it up her vagina when there is a 13 year old boy in the way. I hope she goes to jail for a very long time.
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Lori Drew Dodges Felony Charges
Nov 26th
The stupid mother charged with driving a teenage girl to commit suicide had all felony charges dismissed against her. However, three minor misdemeanor charges stuck, and the jury convicted her of accessing a computer improperly. It turns out she used another person’s username and password to access the account of a fake Myspace profile of a boy. It was this profile that was used to taunt the girl, Megan Meier, and cause the girl to commit suicide.

From the AP here:
A jury on Wednesday was unable to reach a verdict on the main conspiracy charge and instead convicted a Missouri woman of three minor offenses for her role in an Internet hoax that apparently drove a 13-year-old girl to suicide.
The Los Angeles federal court jury rejected felony charges of accessing a computer without authorization to inflict emotional distress on young Megan Meier.
However, the jury found defendant Lori Drew guilty of three counts of the lesser offense of accessing a computer without authorization. Each count is punishable by up to one year in prison and a $100,000 fine.
Lori Drew won’t do a day in jail, as I predicted. And from this Wired article here, it reveals that Lori Drew really had nothing to do with the fake profile or the emails that drove Megan to suicide. It says here:
Ashley Grills said that the hoax was her idea, not Drew’s, and that it was Grills who created the Josh Evans profile, and later sent the cruel message that tipped the emotionally-vulnerable 13-year-old girl into her final, tragic act.
This trial came very close to setting a dangerous precedent that would have outlawed being anonymous while online, which would have gone a long way to stifling free speech. I’m glad that anonymity is preserved at least for now. Next, Missouri should get with the 21st century and enact laws that punish cyber bullies and cyber stalkers. Most of the other states have them.
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Reason 811 to HomeSchool: Economics teacher Won’t Get Busted Trying to Rape Children He Meets on Myspace
Nov 26th
Meet Scott Dietlin. He’s in his mid thirties, his hairline is quickly receding, and he has to friggin’ teach high school kids for a living. He sees middle age rushing toward him and has nothing to show for a successful run at life thus far. Basically, his life sucks, and he knows it. So he decided to blow off steam by having a MySpace hookup with a hot chick. But the hot chick was 15. And he didn’t care.

As it turned out, the girl was fictional. A couple of High School boys created the fake profile of the 15 year old on MySpace. As it turns out, the profile caught a sex predator who happened to also be a high school teacher. At first the prank on the teacher was funny, but when Dietlin sent the boys photos of himself naked, the boys laughed their asses off and then called the cops. Now Dietlin will be teaching the “History of anal rape in American Prisons in the 21st century” and the “Economics of swapping cigarettes for sexual favors and other privileges.”
From MercuryNews here:
A Petaluma high school teacher was arrested Saturday morning after setting up an illicit date with a person he believed was a 15-year-old girl.
Scott Eugene Dietlin, 34, a teacher of History and Economics at Casa Grande High School, was arrested in San Mateo on Saturday after showing up for a date with “Jackie,” a teenage persona created on MySpace by two teen boys.
The 15-year-old San Mateo County boys posted the online profile as a joke. When Dietlin allegedly contacted “Jackie” in April, the boys initially played along.
Over time, the communication included sexually explicit e-mails and text messages. At one point, Dietlin sent “Jackie” a naked photo of himself. The boys finally decided to call police.
Burlingame police began posing as “Jackie” and set up a date at a location in San Mateo on Saturday. Dietlin showed up that morning and was taken into custody. His bail has been set at $550,000.
If, at some point during any online romance, you find yourself standing alone in a room, naked, ready to take a picture of yourself with a digital camera, just go ahead and save the heartache and time of everyone involved, and email it to the local police department. Then they will come and take you to jail. You are too stupid to live amongst us civilized people.
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Abraham Biggs, aka Candyjunkie, Kills Self Online
Nov 22nd
A lot of the news stories are downplaying the selfishness of Biggs’ final act, saying he was a confused teenager, while at the same time, decrying the words of the people in the online streaming video chatroom as heinous because some of them jeered and even egged him on to commit suicide. Below is a screencap of the chat room as the cops went into the home of Biggs to check on him due to a tip from one of the site’s visitors.

A complete timeline of what happened is at the Internet drama site (look, this link goes to a site that discusses suicide and has graphic images, so don’t click it and then act all traumatized) ED here.
The medical examiner’s office conducted an autopsy Thursday and determined Biggs died from a drug overdose. The toxicology report indicated he had ingested a deadly combination of benzodiazepine, a depressant used to treat insomnia, and opiates. He had a prescription for some of the drugs, but not all.
Biggs Jr. wrote what appeared to be a suicide note and posted it on his MySpace page Nov. 13:
”I can honestly say I’ve finally closed a chapter in my life that tonight that ended a long time ago. For my closest friends, you know who exactly I’m talking about, but I guess it really does take that last kiss goodbye till you finally turn your back on someone and not even think of looking back,” Biggs wrote.
“Good Night Myspacer [sic], I think I’m gonna go in at only 1:29 AM.”
The paper reports the story as if Biggs was a teenager. He was 19, so he was a man. And he knew what he was doing. And he was being a bit of a drama queen about his whole “shuffling off the mortal coil” and all. Reports say he had attempted suicide before and talked of it often. My sympathy goes to his family for their tragic loss.
But as tragic as his death was, I am claiming Abraham Biggs’ unused carbon credits. I called dibs, so I get them under salvage laws of this country. And don’t you start booing me for being a heartless bastard- I’m just thinking like a liberal. This guy is carbon neutral now, thank Gaea, and will spew no more awful CO2 into the atmosphere. But he had a good 60 years worth of living ahead of him, and that’s a lot of unspent carbon.
“But Pat,” you say, “the guy is not even in the ground yet! How can you say these things?” Hey, it’s not my fault the guy’s life was unsustainable. Maybe he didn’t believe that Obama was going to bring him any hope OR change. Or maybe he was dejected because he didn’t get a Congressional bailout package like AIG. But if you really feel sorry for Biggs, you can leave your condolences on his Myspace Page here.
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Annoying Witch Casts a Stalking Spell
Oct 24th
Rusty Lee Freeman, also known as the Reverend Rapid Cabot Freeman, is a fat middleaged dork who likes to pretend he is a high priest of a fake religion and also likes to pretend to be an American Indian. He hosts a train-wreck of a show on cable access. Currently he is hurling charges of discrimination at the town of Sprague, Connecticut, because the town won’t let him use its public library to perform witch spells on Halloween. It seems he lacks the brains, cash, and residency to be allowed a permit.
Here is Rusty, trying to phreak out the mundanes. He practices magick with a “k” because that way there is more ph3ar!
As it turns out, all his bitching in public earned him a trip to the jail on charges that he stalked a woman he used to work with. And its not his first stalking charge. The guy collects restraining orders as if they were Harry Potter trading cards. From TheDay.Com here:
The real name of the Witch of Baltic is Rusty. And as to his witch credentials, well, there is some question of that. But Rusty Lee Freeman, aka the Rev. Rapid Cabot Freeman, has been arrested for stalking a Norwich teacher.
Freeman was claiming he was a victim of religious discrimination in Sprague. The first selectman, he said, had thwarted his plans to perform a demonstration of witchcraft for kids and their parents in that town’s public library on Halloween.
But no sooner had the story appeared in The Day than Norwich police, who’d been seeking him on a warrant since July, arrested and charged him with second-degree harassment of Kelly Hajduk.
Hajduk said Wednesday that Freeman had pursued and harassed her, beginning in 2002, and had ignored a cease-and-desist order sent to him by her lawyer. Finally, on July 12, she went to the police.
Hajduk and Freeman became acquainted, Hajduk said, when each of them was doing a show on public access television. Her show was “Concert Connections”; his was “The Witching Hour.” They became friends, she said, until he wanted to take it further. “The bottom line was he was just asked to leave me alone, and he didn’t,” she said. In fact, she said, Freeman became hostile and threatening.
Freeman told police that he continued to call Hajduk because “I was trying to get her to testify in my divorce from my ex-wife, Alicia.” Alicia Lyon Folberth and Freeman were divorced in August, and Folberth has a restraining order against him. Folberth has written a 20-page letter, which she posted on the Internet, alleging that Freeman abused her, which he denies.
Freeman’s divorce, he said, was over his adherence to “the Cabot tradition” of witchcraft, propagated by the Witch of Salem, Laurie Cabot. ”I’m an honest guy that went through a bad divorce,” he said. “But the reason I divorced her in the first place is that she wanted me to renounce the Cabot tradition.”
The divorce led to his demotion from an honorary third-degree to a second-degree priest of witchcraft within the Cabot organization, he said. ”I’ve been a victim of the American system forever,” Freeman said. “The only person that’s harassing anybody is my ex-wife is harassing me.”
Aww, the poor put-upon pagan. It seems that the Rev. Rapid is the victim of a spelling and grammar hex according to his rambling posts on his myspace pages here and here. He mentions, in all his creepy, run-on-sentence way, how he was into Kelly Hajduk:
now in the name of clearing the air forever and leaving behind my side of the my story there was a woman named kelly lu my little rock n’ roller that my heart loved more than both my wives but she was to blind to see what she had in the palm of her hand and i wish her joy as well and i hope that someday she understands how much i did love her and if she is reading this now i hope she understands that we came to an end of her own device and I will never be ashamed of the fact i loved her and even though it meant getting my heart broke twice by the same girl im glad i looked for her when i came home at least i got the answers i needed as a man to move on with my life .i hope one day she has the guts to admit to what we had. because love is never wrong.I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU MY LITTLE ROCK N’ ROLLER!
Practitioners of Wicca are nothing more than 14 year old girls emotionally and spiritually, and are too poor and stupid to join a better cult or religion. Seriously, Wicca is just Satanism with Downs Syndrome. Blessed Be!
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Reasons 918, 919, and 920 to HomeSchool: Your Kid Avoids Complete breakdown of Atlanta Area Education System
Aug 21st
What is going on in Atlanta? This school year is going to be hilarious if this week’s monkeybusiness is any judge. First up is the stupid comments by the school superintendent of Gwinnett, J. Alvin Wilbanks, who when asked why black kids were punished in schools more often in every state except Idaho, said, “They don’t have blacks in Idaho, now do they?”

Yeah, they want him to resign.
Next up is the Jabba the Hutt lookalike teacher from Atlanta, Holly Michelle Barnes, (myspace here) who is starting the year off in handcuffs for touching a 14 year old boy’s wiener. Get the eyebleach.

And finally, an Athens, GA teacher, Joseph Prescott-Reynard, proves why summer vacations are the best perk of the job. It allows them to grow their pot plants. In their backyards. A whole crop, which is easily spotted from a police chopper. Yeah, teachers aren’t really that smart after all. The crops were valued at $20,000 dollars, or about half his salary.

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Reason 881 to Homeschool: Your Special Needs Child Won’t Get Lost on Subway Coming Home From Rape Session
Jul 10th
What is it about special needs teachers that make them want to molest their students? See here, here, here, and here. Is it all the hugging? Or is it that they think these disabled kids won’t blab to the cops? Meet Mandi Weeks. She just got married last October, but that didn’t stop her from sending hundreds of emails of a sexual nature to one disabled child. When the kid got lost after a hard-core rape session and didn’t come home on time, the Mom reported him missing. Cops searched his computer looking for clues to where he would be and discovered dirty emails from the Weeks.

From 1010Wins here:
A special education teacher has been having sex with a 15-year-old disabled student.
Police arrested 27-year-old Mandi Weeks, a teacher at the Devereux Foundation Red Hook campus in Dutchess County, Monday in Queens.
Weeks has been charged with two counts of third-degree rape, three counts of third-degree sexual act, endangering the welfare of a child, and two counts of third-degree sexual abuse.
The abuse occurred at the student’s home and in a parking lot, both of which are located in Queens. The boy, who is a resident student at the school and lives on campus, was home on break when the alleged abuse happened.
Police learned of the relationship between the student and Weeks after the boy got lost after getting on a subway Monday to find Weeks. The boy’s mother reported him missing and police went through his computer in search of leads and found inappropriate e-mails to him from Weeks.
John O’Keefe, the Executive Director of the Devereux Foundation, says Weeks has been a teacher at the school since Feb. 2007. He says she has been fired and is not allowed back on the campus.
I wonder how long it will take for Mandi’s husband to file for divorce? Certainly getting sloppy seconds from a retarded boy should qualify as grounds in New York State.

From Mandi’s MySpace page, you find out that working with these wonderful children has driven her to smoke cigarettes. But I suspect that is only because they taste so good after sex.
About me:
I got married October 7, 2007. We have 4 cats and 2 kittens. We live in a log cabin in the woods. I work in a residenial school for students with multiple disabilities which is extremely stressful. My students verbally and physically assault me almost on a daily basis. And people wonder why I started smoking. Hey, at least they are ultra lights. ….as if Klonopin 3 times a day wasn’t enough.
Klonopin is used in the treatment of panic disorders. I guess the fear of getting busted sleeping around with retarded kids makes some people a little panicky.
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The Amazing CanTab Chair
Jun 3rd
You know all those pull tabs from soda cans that most normal people throw away? A friend of mine, Brad, collects them for his amazing art. And he gets his friends to collect them too. He wants thousands of them so he can make artwork like his Amazing CanTab Chair pictured below.
The silvery portion of this chaise lounge chair is made out of interwoven Can Tabs. Over 40,000 of them. Here is the closeup of what the weave looks like.

He has lots of pictures of the build and design process for this piece of art on the MySpace page. And his chair is for sale too. According to his site on MySpace here:
The frame was constructed of two pieces of ¾” plywood on each side, held together with 3/8” all thread steel rod. The seating surface is made of aluminum can tabs, 40,000+ of them, strung onto 1/16” galvanized steel cable. It took me about 3 years to design, collect tabs, and build the chair. The chair is for sale, but I have no idea how much. I am very interested in displaying it in galleries, museums, etc.
The chair is currently on display at Artomatic, an artist’s festival and gallery running now in Washington DC. Check out details for the show here.
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Lori Drew Indicted- On Hacking Charges
May 16th
Lori Drew is rightfully the most hated person on the internet. She impersonated a boy on MySpace with the express intention of hurting Megan Meier, a little girl who was her neighbor. That girl, brokenhearted over drama resulting from the fake MySpace page, committed suicide.

I never covered this story since it was so well covered by Trench here, here and here. But now she has been indicted in Los Angeles on federal charges for conspiracy, fraud, and get this- hacking! What hacking? She violated the terms of service on Myspace.
From Reuters here:
A 49-year-old Missouri woman accused of pretending to be a love-struck teenage boy on MySpace and driving a 13-year-old girl to suicide with cruel messages was indicted on Thursday on federal charges.
Lori Drew and others created the fake MySpace persona of a 16-year-old boy to woo neighbor Megan Meier for several weeks, then abruptly ended the relationship and said the world would be better off without her.
Meier’s 2006 suicide by hanging, just hours after she read those final messages, made worldwide headlines and prompted calls for social networking sites like MySpace to crack down on cyber-bullying.
The indictment, which was handed down in Los Angeles after Missouri authorities declined to prosecute Drew, was a first of its kind and could stretch the bounds of the federal statute on which it was based.
Drew was charged with accessing a protected computer to obtain information, a statute typically used against defendants who hack into government computers.
Drew, who faces a maximum sentence of 20 years in federal prison if she is convicted on all of the charges, was expected to surrender to authorities in Missouri.
I think Lori Drew deserves punishment of the harshest type. But if the Feds are going to step in and prosecute based on the violation of the Terms of Service agreement, which is a civil agreement between private individuals, this is a bad idea. First, the feds have neglected to do this for every creepy web predator that rapes kids they entice on MySpace. Second, no federal laws were actually broken under the code cited, which is Title 18 Section 1030, a code every cyber security professional is familiar with. In order to prosecute under this section, Drew would have had to steal a password or compromise the system- Not use the service in an unintended way.
The conspiracy and harassment charges should stick. But also think about this- when was the last time any prosecutor in Los Angeles was able to get a conviction? Unfortunately, I think Drew will walk on this charge.
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Not All Clowns Rape
May 7th
Some just take a half million dollars from 90 year-old widows.

Meet Carrie Williams. This despicable woman stole a half million bucks from a grieving 90 year old widow. What makes this woman even more intolerable is that she is a clown. Now she will be making balloon animals for fat Rhonda in the Arizona State Pen.
From the Daily Courier here:
Police arrested Kooki the Clown on five felony charges relating to her allegedly defrauding a 90-year-old woman of more than $500,000.
Carrie L. Williams-Thompson, 48, who portrayed ‘Kooki’ at fairs and city events, also worked as a bereavement counselor. She met the victim shortly after the victim’s husband died.
“The woman’s husband passed away in 2002. She (Williams-Thompson) gained power of attorney soon after that. The theft hasn’t been going on that long”.
The victim and her bank noticed that Williams-Thompson appeared to be “making unusual use” of the victim’s money. Williams-Thompson used the victim’s money to buy homes, vehicles, a fifth-wheel trailer and more.
California police officers arrested Williams-Thompson in Corona, Calif., where she was performing as Kooki with a California fair. Authorities soon will extradite her back to Arizona, where she will face felony charges of fraud, theft, financial exploitation of a vulnerable adult, forgery and unlawful use of power of attorney.
Clowns behind bars always make me laugh. Wanna see this clown’s MySpace Page? Click here.
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