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ICE Agents Just Want a Big Gulp

Homeland Security agents for the Immigration and Customs Enforcement, or ICE, just wanted to take a break on the way back to the office for a nice Big Gulp of Diet Coke and a Quarter Pound Big Bite Hot Dog from Oscar Mayer. But no, they couldn’t eat in peace at the 7-11 parking lot in Baltimore without being approached by illegal aliens begging for work. So the ICE Agents put down their dogs and soda and arrested the whole lot of them.

From WashTimes here:

BALTIMORE — Federal agents taking a break from an unrelated assignment yesterday arrested 24 illegal aliens at a Fells Point 7-Eleven after the men attempted to solicit “underground” employment from the agents.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were stopped in the convenience store parking lot when the group of Hispanic men approached the agents’ unmarked vehicles, ICE spokesman Marc Raimondi said.

The agents, members of an ICE fugitive operations team conducting a mission targeting illegal aliens, determined that all 24 men assembled at the store were illegal aliens and brought them to an ICE holding facility in Baltimore, Mr. Raimondi said.

Of those arrested, 10 were Honduran, eight were Mexican, five were Salvadoran and one was Peruvian, ICE officials said.

Six of the men have criminal records in the United States, eight of the men have failed to comply with final removal orders from an immigration judge and one man had been caught at the border on four occasions, ICE officials said.

And this time, STAY OUT!

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