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Racist Obama Uses Freight Trains of Debt to Crush Toe-Headed White Girls
Sep 26th
This is so true. Obama is a dirty union-paid racist who uses his speeding freight train of debt to crush little blond-haired brown-eyed 6 year old girls. One of the most epic direct mails I’ve seen this season:
And who is driving this speeding train behind this kid who has as much sense to get off the tracks as those idiots in “Stand By Me”? This racist engineer, of course.
Actually, I’d bet that Obama is as incompetent working on a railroad as he is at governing.
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Loading ...Beware of This Scam
Sep 25th
This scam is ensnaring thousands of gullible students and their parents in a scheme to empty their bank accounts.
Know what’s better than a hoighty-toighty degree that goes nowhere? How about a Trade School diploma that gets a job immediately?
Oh, and another huge scam? That evil thing called an “unpaid internship.” That is code for “slavery.” Don’t fall for that one either!
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Endeavor Flies Over DisneyLand
Sep 25th
Endeavour over the Los Angeles Area (ED12-0317-046), a photo by nasa hq photo on Flickr.
If you click on this photo, you will go to NASA’s Flickr page where you can pull up the full sized photo of this image. Most of Disneyland is visible, and there are quite a few hidden Mickeys in the foliage planted around the grounds.
Oh, and as a reminder, Obama killed NASA’s space program. We will just have to make do with scraping soil on Mars via remote control.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Half Moon Bay 1955
Sep 25th
Half Moon Bay 1955, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
I ran into a kindly old Californian in the Bay Area wearing a cowboy hat that he claimed was over 30 years old. We got to talking about how he got robbed in Tennessee by some black bandits while trying to buy liquor at a store on 1961 and mentioned he was from Half Moon Bay just south of San Fran. I mentioned how I love that town and that I think it is still largely unspoiled comPared to the rest of the area. Then he walked me to his pickup and pulled out this framed 1955 aerial photo of his hometown of Half Moon Bay. The large field is now the airport and only fishing facilities are present.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Yorktown Woman Abandons Her Baby
Sep 24th
A good girl from a nice wealthy neighborhood in York County got herself pregnant, didn’t tell her parents about it, and abandoned it in the woods behind her home. The baby was fortunately found and it is healthy and will be raised by someone else now.
Virginia has a safe haven law. It states that you can leave your baby, up to 14 days old, with an employee at any hospital emergency room or an emergency medical rescue squad in Virginia. Leaving it to die in the woods alone is unthinkable and evil.
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Transgendered Freak Murders Woman with Ass Implants
Sep 24th
Morris Garner, in the yellow jumpsuit below, got himself a sexchange and then advertised cheap implants on Craigslist. A woman in Mississippi took this person up on its offer, and Garner injected so much silicone into her ass that it killed her. During the autopsy, the silicon goo poured from her flesh, covering the medical examiner’s shoes.
From FoxNews here:
A woman had little chance of surviving an illegal cosmetic procedure because the silicone-like substance that was injected in her buttocks caused blood clots that killed her, an investigator testified Monday.
52-year-old Morris Garner, who has had gender changing procedures and goes by the name Tracey Lynn Garner, is charged with “depraved-heart murder” in the March death of 37-year-old Karima Gordon.
Garner remains jailed without bond.
Depraved-heart murder, which is defined in Mississippi as a “callous disregard for human life” that causes death. It carries a life sentence.
Gordon became ill within 30 minutes of leaving Garner’s house in Jackson after the injection, but decided to try to make it home before seeking medical treatment. He said her chance of surviving the injections was small, anyway. The substance has been sent for testing, but it is similar to silicone.
The medical examiner said “brain surgery would probably be a less invasive surgery than having to remove the buttocks of this victim all the way down to the meat and bone to get all of this substance out of her.”
“The doctor told me there were needle marks in the victim and they cut the victim open. Excessive amount of this material ran all over the floor, all over their shoes, all over the place.”
Authorities have said Gordon wanted to be a model and found Garner through the Internet and a third person known as “Pebbles.”
Garner is not registered as a doctor or nurse but has worked as a floral and interior designer.
Don’t get your plastic surgery performed by someone you’ve contacted on Craigslist. A stupid woman allowed her vanity, gullibility and poor judge of character get her killed.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Howard Stern Proves that Obama Voters are Retards
Sep 24th
Democrats in general scoff at things like science, math and apparently, any sort of reading whatsoever. Howard Stern interviewed some voters on the street to see how up they were on current events concerning the Presidential Election.
This is another reason you know that our educational system has failed.
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Thinking of Going Galt? Honduras Offers Real Hope
Sep 23rd
As someone who hasn’t had a significant pay increase since Obama’s been in office, while at the same time has seen gas prices and most food prices almost double under the thumb of HopeyChangey, I have seriously considered going Galt or moving to Texas if Romney’s not elected. But there is a “Free City” being built in Honduras based on Texas Law and minimal taxes and government interference. Sounds like a Dream Come True.
From FoxNews here:
Small government and free-market capitalism are about to get put to the test in Honduras, where the government has agreed to let an investment group build an experimental city with no taxes on income, capital gains or sales.
Proponents say the tiny, as-yet unnamed town will become a Central American beacon of job creation and investment, by combining secure property rights with minimal government interference. “Once we provide a sound legal system within which to do business, the whole job creation machine – the miracle of capitalism – will get going,” Michael Strong, CEO of the MKG Group, which will build the city and set its laws, told FoxNews.com.
Strong said that the agreement with the Honduran government states that the only tax will be on property. “Our goal is to be the most economically free entity on Earth,” Strong said.
The laws in the city will be separate from those in the rest of Honduras. Strong said that the default law that will be enforced in the city will actually be based on Texas state law, which has relatively few regulations.
“It will be Texas law with more freedom of contract.
Investors who think the city will do well will also be able to buy land there.
The rules for immigrating to the city have yet to be finalized, but are expected to be loose.
“It will be designed to be very welcoming to those with a minimum threshold of skills or capital,” Strong said. However, businesses in the city will be required to employ a minimum proportion of native Hondurans – a requirement imposed at the outset by the Honduran government to ensure that the city’s benefits largely go to Hondurans.To insure the city against political change, the Honduran Legislature has agreed that a two-thirds majority will be required to interfere with the city.
I wonder if they will need infosec jobs there? I bet they do. Hmmm.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Fake Rocks Are Still Being Used as Spy Devices
Sep 23rd
Back in 2006, I wrote about a fake rock that was used to transmit and receive data from Russian Spies in Moscow. Now it seems that the technology has evolved quite a bit and devices hidden inside fake rocks are hacking into the Iranian uranium enrichment facility.
From Alarabiya here:
A spy device camouflaged as a rock exploded when it came into contact with Iranian troops near an underground nuclear enrichment plant.
Last month, Revolutionary Guards at the Fordo nuclear facility, near the northern city of Qom, came across the rock and attempted to move it.
The guards, who had been on patrol to check terminals connecting data and telephone links to the site, reportedly witnessed the disguised spy device exploding when they came into contact with it.
Experts who surveyed the scene of the explosion, analyzed remnants of the device and found it had been able to intercept data from computers at the nuclear plant, where uranium is enriched.
The finding has sparked speculation over whether the spy device could have been a significant source of intelligence for Western countries, which has now been lost.
If it was a receiving device, it means that there is still some type of node on the internal network as well that is still transmitting unless that has been located as well. The technology has advanced for the components, but the methodology is still the same used back in 2006.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Muslims Killing Themselves Over a YouTube Video Do It For the Lulz
Sep 22nd
Somebody posted a hilarious YouTube video that makes fun of the prophet Muhammad and his pedophilia and his warlike nature. It was a pretty bad video, but as far as trolling goes, it worked great, prompting at least 20 Islamic dumbasses to get themselves killed in a fit of outrage. I figure if we keep pumping out videos, the outrage will rid the world of Islamists in just a few short years.
And thanks to Ed at RightRant, I wanted to share this video by the outstanding Pat Condell who is fed up with all of the apologies to the Islamic scum.
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Craigslist Post Begs Nurses to Change Man’s Diapers
Sep 22nd
For the second time in a couple of years, a New Hampshire man by the name of Eric Carrier was busted by police for indecent exposure after he posted fake claims on Craigslist that a brain injury required in-home nurses to change his diapers.
From the UL here:
A man with a record for faking a brain injury so unsuspecting in-home nurses would change his diaper has been arrested again for attempting a similar ruse.
Eric Carrier, 24, was charged by Hampton police on a single felony count of attempt to commit indecent exposure.
Carrier’s latest arrest comes roughly a year after being charged with indecent exposure for soliciting five other women by posing as a disabled person on the web site Craigslist.org,.
Last July, Hooksett police charged Carrier with five counts of indecent exposure, all involving different women. He was convicted of indecent exposure on July 30.
What a twisted sick pervert! But about what you’d expect on Craigslist.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hemp Granola at Trader Joe’s
Sep 22nd
hempgranola, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Really, Trader Joe’s? I don’t knows what’s more hilarious- the pot leaf on the package, the High Time pun in the price label, or the fact that Trader Joe’s can take 3 bucks from idiot hippies selling a food that is essentially squirrel shit.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Suicide By Tiger
Sep 22nd
A crazy man tried to commit suicide at the Bronx Zoo by jumping off the monorail into the Tiger Pit. The tiger mauled him pretty good, but the man managed to survive.
From CBS here:
A 25-year-old man suffered multiple injuries Friday after he intentionally jumped into the tiger’s den at the Bronx Zoo.
The victim, identified as David Villalobos of Putnam County, suffered puncture wounds to his back and sustained a broken ankle and broken arm in the incident.
Villalobos was rushed to Jacobi Hospital in critical condition after facing off with a roughly 400-pound Siberian tiger named “Bashuta” for about 10 minutes, 1010 WINS’ Sonia Rincon reported.
The incident happened around 3:45 p.m. while Villalobos was riding the monorail. The man may have had a mental illness and that he was screaming “I want to die!” when he jumped off the monorail.
Life already sucked enough for Villalobos to attempt suicide. Now he has the same shitty life but has the bonus of debilitating tiger wounds. Life’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Monica is Shopping a New Book
Sep 22nd
Monica is pushing forty and is still single. She blames this issue on her past spent on her knees fellating a President.
One of the first political pieces I wrote on this site was about the Monica Lewinsky scandal and how leftists would be outraged if major players were replaced by Muppets.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...No Disco Dancing!
Sep 21st
No Disco Dancing!, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Saw these signs everywhere at Disney. Dire consequences for families who break out in Disco Dancing!
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Italy at Epcot
Sep 20th
Italy at Epcot, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
I have a thing for Disney Travel Posters. As usual, this was taken using the free Genius Scan iPhone app to get the correct proportions of the poster. And it was taken at the Italy Pavilion while enjoying some premium Italian wine and beer.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Not So Scary
Sep 19th
Not So Scary, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Disney really knows how to start Halloween Right. They magically revamp the park for the Not So Scary Halloween Party and one of the best attractions to get a makeover for the season is the Haunted Mansion. Here are three popular tombstones surrounded by a misty fog.
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Disney Secret Service
Sep 18th
Disney Secret Service, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Walt Disney World has loads of security, most of which is unseen. From the camouflaged security cameras the parks can track everyone’s movement- cast members and guests alike. And they have a robust information network too.
They have a uniformed police force and uniformed security guards. Other security personnel wear cast member uniforms and then there is this guy. He has an earpiece and a cuff transmitter who was scanning the crowd for threats to an upcoming parade.
So Disney is billed as the happiest place on earth- and it may be one of the safest and best secured too.
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Scientists Think Warp Drive is Now Plausible
Sep 18th
A team of scientists working for the 100 Year Starship project have determined that warp drive and faster than light travel is indeed a possibility, although it would take huge amounts of energy to make it happen.
From FoxNews here:
A warp drive to achieve faster-than-light travel — a concept popularized in television’s Star Trek — may not be as unrealistic as once thought, scientists say.
A warp drive would manipulate space-time itself to move a starship, taking advantage of a loophole in the laws of physics that prevent anything from moving faster than light. A concept for a real-life warp drive was suggested in 1994 by Mexican physicist Miguel Alcubierre, however subsequent calculations found that such a device would require prohibitive amounts of energy.
Now physicists say that adjustments can be made to the proposed warp drive that would enable it to run on significantly less energy, potentially brining the idea back from the realm of science fiction into science.
An Alcubierre warp drive would involve a football-shape spacecraft attached to a large ring encircling it. This ring, potentially made of exotic matter, would cause space-time to warp around the starship, creating a region of contracted space in front of it and expanded space behind.
Meanwhile, the starship itself would stay inside a bubble of flat space-time that wasn’t being warped at all.
With this concept, the spacecraft would be able to achieve an effective speed of about 10 times the speed of light, all without breaking the cosmic speed limit.
The only problem is, previous studies estimated the warp drive would require a minimum amount of energy about equal to the mass-energy of the planet Jupiter.
Its also interesting that they intend to use the circular nacelle design like the Vulcans and Romulans used. On the other hand, these NASA castoffs in the 100 Year Starship program are fishing around for funding, and claiming that they could make faster than light travel might be their ticket to increased funding. Now if they can only acquire the energy equivalent to 20 percent of the planetary bodies of the solar system…
(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Tinkerbell Had it Coming
Sep 17th
Tinkerbell Had it Coming, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
We are off to Orlando for a family getaway so normal blogging will resume in a week or so. In the meantime I will be posting some snapshots of geeky Disney things.
Case in point is this fantastic wall hanging of Hook holding an indignant Tinkerbell inside the Villains in Vogue Boutique. Tinkerbell betrayed Peter and the Lost Boys in a fit of jealous anger that nearly cost the lives of herself and the Lost Boys. She is lucky to have survived and she deserved her fate.
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