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Epic Face Palm

In case you missed my Tweet: Epic Face Palm… — Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) March 20, 2013

Lesbians, Why You So Drunk?

In a follow-up to a previous post about the Government spending millions to figure out why lesbians are so fat, they are also spending gobs of taxpayer cash to figure out why so many...

Black Parents Know How to Party at Chuck E Cheese

In Tampa some Obama-voting parents celebrated a child’s birthday party at Chuck E Cheese by carrying in morphine, liquor, pot, and crack. Of course an 18-person brawl ensued followed by someone getting a cap...

Longest Winter

Longest Winter, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Snowed yet again this morning. We are just a few days from the official beginning of Spring, and yet this weather continues to be dreary, cold...

OES Puppy With a New Toy

I overlayed the rock track to drown out SpongeBob on TV in the background. But this is what is currently interrupting my sleep at night.

Don’t Mess With the Silver Guy

Wearing metallic makeup and monochromatic colors and posing as statues seems to be the modern version of the mime. But I’ve never seen a mime lay out a guy who was messing with him!

Time to Ticket and Imprison Fatties

The soda pop ban in New York City was intended to save all Americans from the skyrocketing cost of healthcare that is attributed to obesity. Even Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel agrees with Bloomberg that...

Lesbians, Why You So Fat?

Hi lesbians. The feds want to know. So if you munch carpets and platters of cheeseburgers, do your fair share and work with Uncle Sam to find out why lesbians are fat and gay...

Women’s History Month Highlights

Who knew there was such a thing as Women’s History month? Not me. But to get in the swing of things to celebrate, here are some notable historic women. Women’s History Month Highlights…...

New OES Puppy

New OES Puppy, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. We welcome a new family member into the home today! A female Old English Sheepdog puppy, and Cartney insisted the dog have the name of...