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Anyone Wanna Buy Natural Bridge?

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One of my favorite places in Virginia is up for sale. Natural Bridge, along with its quaint 1930′s-era hotel is up for sale. From WTOP here: A Virginia landmark and tourism attraction once owned...

Cannon-Balling the Downsy Dolphin

Two jackasses in Florida could be facing Federal charges for messing with the downsiest of dolphins, the beloved ass-faced manatee. From Breitbart here: Three men could face federal wildlife abuse charges after a video...

NFL Star Pisses on IRS Sign

He pays taxes too. Funny, you don’t hear any complaints about the IRS from the deadbeats who pay no taxes, right? “Audit this”- Philadelphia Eagles’ Evan Mathis shared a photo on his Instagram of...

Goblin Robbery at Miami Airport

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Somewhere in Miami is a goblin who is really pissed right now that he didn’t book his connection through Atlanta. His 40 pound box of gold worth 625,000 dollars was stolen, probably by a...

Dirty Sheepdog

Dirty Sheepdog, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr. Turned my back for ten minutes to answer some work emails and the dog started digging in the flower bed out front. This muddy puppy is...

Cripples Make the Best Disney Tour Guides

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If you think its awful that society makes handicapped people sort through glas bottles at the recycling center, then why not take a gimp with you to Disney? You get instant cuts to the...