No, those aren’t the list of animals at the local zoo or nature park. Its the types of Furry Costumes this degenerate freak owns and keeps in his closet. I guess when the first six plushie costumes get covered in geesh at the bottom of the furpile, he can always toss the Ram [...]

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This video is so full of geeky tech support WIN, it gets me laughing everytime I watch it. The sysadmin deletes an email from the sent items folder of his boss, and blames system outages on his dumbass users. He reacts with disgust at a flying windows screensaver, whose password is just “a.” [...]

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According to Islam, it is permissible to marry a fetus and have glorious sex with it while it is still encased in the womb of its mother, and if its mother is herself a sex slave, its like having a three way! At least, that’s what this white-hooded Saudi Arabian guy, Dr. Ahmad Al-Mub’i is [...]

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I put up a new post over at [GAS] about jamming digital devices in order to create security, or in the case of movie theaters and restaurants, “good manners.”

So go check out the post. Would you be comfortable with having your cellphone auto-silenced in theaters or airplanes? Is it okay to disable your [...]

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Im on the distro list at PlxxxCo for lost or stolen corporate assets. Not a day goes by that I don’t get an email from someone complaining that he was a victim of a strongarm robbery and his laptop was stolen. Usually the idiots leave their laptops in their car while drinking at [...]

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Madonna is hiring Paul McCartney’s divorce lawyer to try to help her keep her own money in the upcoming divorce proceedings against Guy Ritchie. Guy Ritchie deserves at least half of her fortune for allowing Madonna to bang him with a strap on. But if he thought he was getting screwed before…

Guy Ritchie [...]

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I’m not too sure who these soldiers are- I’m pretty certain they aren’t American. Some of the YouTube comments say these guys are Brits, but I’m not sure about that either. This must be some kind of training exercise or hazing ritual, but it sure is funny.

If you haven’t bookmarked the Failblog [...]

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The US Supreme Court overturned the DC gun ban. Now maybe I will feel a little safer when I drive into the city. Chicago and New York will also become safer now that citizens are allowed to protect themselves from criminals.

From Reuters here:
The U.S. Supreme Court ruled on Thursday, for the first time in the [...]

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As everyone knows, Ethiopia has the best orphanariums. According to OK! Magazine, Angelina, bursting with Pitt-Spawn twins, was spotted waddling outside an Ethiopian baby cage, wetting her britches over the cute little brown one sleeping on a UN rice sack.

Angelina with her child-catching net.
From OK! here:
Even though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are [...]

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A beautiful French Impressionist painting was ditched at a Goodwill. Someone with a sharp eye recognized it and auctioned it for 40,000 bucks.

The AP said here:

This is a painting, supplied by Sotheby’s auction house, by Edouard Leon Cortes entitled ‘Marche aux fleurs’ or ‘Flower Market,’ sold for $40,600 at a Sotheby’s auction [...]

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Mikko Hypponen of F-Secure is in this video below describing some of the coolest threats discovered on the Internet in the first half of 2008. Much of it has been covered on this blog before regarding phishing attacks and malware backdoors. But one of his statements near the beginning caught me way off [...]

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The rabid eco-religionists have had no luck getting white people to adopt their crazy ideas of abandoning fossil fuels. White people will not stop driving cars or using electricity, so the only people left on the planet that can be forced to do the bidding of Al Gore are the poor blacks in under-developed [...]

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This disgusting teacher went on a fury of rape and sodomy and banged every boy in Clay-Chalkville Middle School in Trussville, Alabama. I guess she was real itchy up inside and could only scratch that itch with the boners of 15 year old boys.

Okay, she didn’t rape the whole school. Just the two [...]

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This is a great video that really captures the spirit of having fun in the Summer. The lake, a boat, friends and great music are the ingredients for awesome summer memories. Click below to enjoy.

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George Carlin was an unabashed liberal. I really didn’t like his politics, but I thought his humor and observations about life really contributed to American Culture. I rarely missed one of his TV appearances on HBO or Comedy Central.

I also happen to think that his acting was often overlooked. He was really [...]

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Below is a picture of Cameron Sands, taken when his eyes weren’t covered with pennies. Cameron was a gangster wanna-be who died while trying to “keep it real” in the Dallas Hood.

He kicked in the front door of a home to rob it in the middle of the night. When he was confronted [...]

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No surprise to me. Jennifer Rice, who loves to bang ten year old students, was given a new lawyer following the dustup over an attempt by her public defender to declare a state law designating Jennifer a “predatory” child rapist unconstitutional. Now the public defender’s lackeys are taking over the case.

From the NewsTribune [...]

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Its nice to see that entire countries feel the same way about Martha Stewart that I do.

The other day I was watching Next Food Network star, mostly because my wife wouldn’t let me change the channel, and she was the surprise guest star who critiqued the food and presentation of the wanna-be TV stars, and [...]

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Well, the Missus and I have made it through the first year with Cartney. He celebrates the big 1-Year today. His family made the journey down to the Outer Banks to share in the big day, and even as we inflate balloons and frost the cake, the little boy still has no idea [...]

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Jennifer Rice, the disgusting predatory teacher in jail for banging a ten year old boy, says that the sentencing laws that impose stiffer penalties against child predators should be declared unconstitutional. Her public defender is claiming that the law- get this- hampers the ability of the prosecutor to do his job.

From TheNewsTribune here:
Law on ‘predatory’ [...]

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