UK to Martha Stewart: And STAY OUT!

Its nice to see that entire countries feel the same way about Martha Stewart that I do.

The other day I was watching Next Food Network star, mostly because my wife wouldn’t let me change the channel, and she was the surprise guest star who critiqued the food and presentation of the wanna-be TV stars, and I couldn’t help but hiss when she walked on screen.

When she asked for a fork to eat a miniature sloppy joe, I vowed to wallop her between the eyes if I ever get to meet her. I mean, other than her awesome ability to market stuff and drive a company, is there anything likable about her?