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When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong

Below is a picture of Cameron Sands, taken when his eyes weren’t covered with pennies. Cameron was a gangster wanna-be who died while trying to “keep it real” in the Dallas Hood.

He kicked in the front door of a home to rob it in the middle of the night. When he was confronted by the homeowner, Cameron tried to pull a gun from the waist band of his jogging pants. The gun went off while he was tugging on it and the bullet ripped into his guts. He dropped the gun, staggered outside and died on the homeowner’s driveway, presumably, while the homeowner drank a cold beer.

From the Chron here with thanks to the RightRant

A 19-year-old would-be robber from Fort Worth died after accidentally shooting himself during an early-morning break-in, police said.

The body of Cameron Sands was found early Tuesday morning in the driveway of a home in the suburban Dallas town of Grand Prairie.

Sands kicked in the door of the house and then shot himself in the stomach while trying to pull the gun out of his pants, Grand Prairie police said. Sands then dropped the gun and ran from the home, making it as far as the driveway before he collapsed.

The homeowner was not injured, police said.

I hear the homeowner did try to render assistance. He was spotted yelling at the intruder “Get off my driveway before you freakin’ die!”

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

5 thoughts on “When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong

  • Thank you for posting this story. I remember seeing something about it but didn’t know the details.

    What a stupidass way to die…

  • If I was a believer in Karma, this story would prove the rule. Instant karma, instant darwin, instant fail.

  • Pardon me while I “borrow” that instant line for my rotating tagline. Pure genius.

  • If that was the way my brother actually died yeah he would be a stupid ass!!! But guess what u dumb fucks, he didn’t…And if I have to sue every newspaper for posting inaccurate stories, i will!!!! That is not how my brother died!!!

  • Oh, that was your brother? Sorry about your loss. Here’s your chance ot set the record straight. How did he die?

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