Pregnant With Twins, the Jolies Take the Net Back to Africa

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As everyone knows, Ethiopia has the best orphanariums. According to OK! Magazine, Angelina, bursting with Pitt-Spawn twins, was spotted waddling outside an Ethiopian baby cage, wetting her britches over the cute little brown one sleeping on a UN rice sack.

Angelina with her child-catching net.

From OK! here:

Even though Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are about to welcome their twin girls into the world at any moment now, OK! has learned that’s not stopping them from making plans to add yet another child to their “soccer team” of a family — a baby boy from Ethiopia.

“Angie and Brad have wanted an African boy for the last couple of years,” an insider tells OK!. “They were initially going to have that adoption follow the addition of Pax last year, but that all changed when Angie got pregnant with twins last fall.”

With the twins and one more, it brings the total number of kids in the Jolie dungeon to seven. Seriously, Brad must be ready to eat a bullet. TLC will be banging on their door begging them to adopt a midget dwarf and then they can have their own reality TV series, wedged between Jon and Kate Plus 8 and Little People Big World. They can call the show “The Baby Pitt” or the “Tattooed Baby Collector.”