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Dr. Jones
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Travolta Sued for Calloused Hands
May 8th
An anonymous male masseuse is suing John Travolta for rubbing his thighs and ballsack with his calloused meaty paws. Also because being a masseuse is such a poor career choice.
From the Telegraph here:
The actor John Travolta is being sued for $2 million (£1.2 million) by an unidentified masseur who claims the Hollywood star assaulted him sexually during a massage in January inside a room at the Beverly Hills Hotel, according to court documents.
The masseur, referred to as John Doe in court papers obtained by Reuters and filed last Friday, claims that Travolta rubbed his leg, touched his genitals and tried to initiate at least one sex act inside a private bungalow at the exclusive hotel on Jan. 16.
A tell-all book alleged that Travolta was a frequent visitor of a Los Angeles gay spa. And it has been alleged for years that Scientology is actually a program to convert gays to straight, but I have no clue as to the truthiness of that claim.
Rob Delaney has a hilarious response to this story:
I tell you one God damn thing: John Travolta wants to jerk me off, he’s jerkin’ me off. End of discussion. #USA
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) May 7, 2012
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Of Course the Chinese Grind Up Their Aborted Girls
May 7th
One of the most unbelievable and disgusting things I’ve read is this story by the Daily Mail how the Chinese are grinding up aborted children due to their one-child policy and selling the flakes as pill form as “stamina enhancers.”
Dead baby pills: This is ground baby powder which tests discovered is 99.7 per cent human last year.
From the Mail here:
Thousands of pills filled with powdered human flesh have been discovered by customs officials in South Korea.
The capsules are in demand because they are viewed as being a medicinal ‘cure-all’. The grim trade is being run from China where corrupt medical staff are said to be tipping off medical companies when babies are aborted or delivered still-born.
The tiny corpses are then bought, stored in household refrigerators in homes of those involved in the trade before they are removed and taken to clinics where they are placed in medical drying microwaves. Once the skin is tinder dry, it is pummelled into powder and then processed into capsules along with herbs to disguise the true ingredients from health investigators and customs officers.
Chinese officials are understood to have been aware of the trade and have tried to stop the capsules being exported but thousands of packets of them have been smuggled through to South Korea.
Its not really a surprise to me that a culture that eats tiger penis for power would find a use for ground-up aborted baby girls. I just can’t believe that they have found a market to export this stuff.
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May 7th
This mother of the year left her two-year-old in a hot car to drink some margaritas at the Honkey Tonk. Too bad someone called the cops to ruin her day of salty and sour drinks.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Lindbergh Story in Idaho
May 7th
The Lindbergh Story in Idaho, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
I often forget how horrifying the Lindbergh baby story was. When I was in Idaho I saw the Statesman cover of this story. Heartbreaking, sad, and a travesty against a real American hero.
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Obama Launches Re-Election With Wife Beater
May 6th
The Democrats are trying to say that Republicans are at war with women, but records indicate that Democrat Senator from Ohio Sherrod Brown is a wife beater. And he held hands with President Obama as Obama kicked off his re-election campaign. Brown’s ex wife was granted a restraining order claiming that Brown was “extremely cruel” and had beaten her on several occasions. And while Brown and Obama were inside the half-empty stadium holding hands and running for office, someone papered the parking lot with these fliers, telling Democrats in Ohio the truth about Sherrod Brown.
From Breitbart here:
In May 1986, Larke Brown filed for divorce from her husband, then Ohio Secretary of State Sherrod Brown (who, in court filings, called himself S. Campbell Brown). In her divorce complaint, she alleged that Sherrod had been guilty of “extreme cruelty toward her.”
Larke filed for a motion for a restraining order against Sherrod Brown. The motion asked the court to stop Sherrod from “harassing, including telephone harassment, annoying, interfering with or doing bodily harm to this Plaintiff at her residence or elsewhere.” The affidavit to the motion alleged that Larke believed that unless restrained, Sherrod would “harass” or “do bodily harm” to her; she further stated, “I am also intimidated by the Defendant and am in fear for the safety and well-being of myself and our children due to the Defendant’s physical violence and abusive nature.”
The restraining order was granted by the court. In October 1986, Larke filed a multi-pronged motion asking for limitation of visitation rights of Sherrod due to “physical and emotional harassment of the Plaintiff” and an order preventing him from coming no closer than the curb of their home during the times he exercises his visitation privileges.
Her affidavit in support of this motion alleged that Sherrod had “embarked on a consistent course of conduct designed to destroy the Plaintiff’s peace of mind as well as to physically and mentally intimidate her.” On several occasions, Larke alleged, her husband had “intimidated, pushed, shoved, and bullied her.”
Some Democrats sleep with interns. Others beat their wives. Some might even cheat on their cancerous wife and have a lovechild.
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May 6th
Treadmills are awesome because they make idiots bounce and faceplant.
Thanks to:
This is hilarious devour.com/video/treadmil… h/t @DavidLimbaugh
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) May 6, 2012
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May 4th
This is an awesome video by a True American Hero. Love how he sticks it to the Unions too.
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May 4th
The Silver Surfer Is Afraid, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
At 2:30 AM last night a powerful name hit the top of the Twitter trends. THANOS.
The name coincided with the collective gasp of moviegoers across the country as the final scene in The Avengers played out on screen. A lackey reported to a smirking Thanos that Earth was fit for Death.
Even the Silver Surfer who wields the Power Cosmic is terrified of Thanos.
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Man Outed as Gay Left With Bad Taste in Mouth
May 4th
Files can easily be recovered from old phones and PDAs, including smartphones. Don’t dispose of one unless you are certain the data cannot be recovered. Otherwise, don’t complain if someone steals your deleted data or outs you as gay on facebook. Here is a post on how to wipe data from an iPhone/iPad.
From the DenverChannel here:
He left the store just before closing. Not even 30 minutes later, a posting from his old Android phone appeared on his Facebook account. The status message read “I am gay. I’m coming out.” Dewberry didn’t write the posting, nor is he gay.
Dewberry said he accidentally left his Facebook and other accounts logged in on his old phone. When the message was posted his new phone hadn’t even been activated.“Calls started coming in immediately to my house phone,” Dewberry told 7NEWS Reporter Don Champion. “Friends, ex-spouses, they were all calling.”
Dewberry said the 9:19 p.m. time stamp from the message told him it was a Best Buy employee who made the posting. The next day he called the store and filed a complaint with a manager. Days later Dewberry said he was told the employee involved was fired.
“It just put a bad taste in my mouth,” Dewberry said. “My reputation has been tarnished and they’re responsible for it.”
Being gay puts lots of bad tastes in your mouth. Just ask door-knob licking gay bully Dan Savage.
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Chen Looks Like Jim Jones AmIRight?
May 3rd
I tweeted last night that if there are any dissidents or potential defectors wishing to taste the green grass of Freedom here in the United States, they are hereby advised to wait until there is a Republican President in the office, or at least any President who won’t ride a girl’s bike.
Dear Potential defectors:When a Democrat is running our country, our leaders will not protect you. #ChenGuangcheng #ElianGonzalez
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 3, 2012
But Chen looks like Jim Jones, right?
Chen Guangcheng is Chinese public enemy number one because he thinks its evil that China is restricting reproductive freedom by using the government and forcing Chinese women to have abortions. Call me crazy, but I kinda think he might be right. But, just like when Elian Gonzales came to the US to be free, Democrats in charge think Communism and oppression are da bomb, so they throw that fish back.
From the Hill here:
The Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng at the center of a political firestorm called a hearing Thursday and told lawmakers he wants to meet with Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
Chen added that he is most concerned with his family, and said, “I really want to know what’s going on with them.”
Chen is at the center of a diplomatic row between the U.S. and China that has become a political liability for President Obama. Chen was under house arrest for several months for protesting China’s one-child policy, but escaped to the U.S. Embassy, where he stayed for several days.
I guess its hard to make a blind Chinaman to “Drop the Chalupa” like they did with Elian Gonzalez.
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Distraught Elizabeth Edwards Exposed Titless Chest to Democrat Presidential Candidate
May 3rd
John Edwards knows how to twist a knife. When the National Enquirer exposed Edwards’ illicit affair and lovechild in the national news, Cancer-stricken Elizabeth Edwards met her cheating husband’s private airplane at the hanger in Raleigh. She screamed at him and ripped off her shirt, bra, and prosthetic breasts to shame Edwards for his evil treatment of her.
From the DailyMail here:
A very upset Elizabeth Edwards confronted her husband at Raleigh-Durham International Airport on the morning that The National Enquirer published a story about the affair.
She stormed off and then collapsed in the parking lot, Reynolds said, and the aide and another staff member helped her into the bathroom of a private hangar.
After collecting herself, Elizabeth Edwards came back into the hangar, found her husband and began yelling. She then pulled off her shirt and bra, leaving herself bare-chested, Reynolds said.
‘You don’t see me any more,’ Reynolds quoted the wife as saying.
Elizabeth Edwards had a mastectomy to fight her cancer and shoving her bare chest in her cheating husband’s face was supposed to shame him into behaving properly. But he didn’t. Again, if Edwards had been a Republican, this would already be a made-for-TV movie with Valerie Burtonelli flashing her chest with her tits removed via the magic of CGI. But as a Democrat, no one will create a dramatization out of this apalling case.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Awesome Women’s Service
May 3rd
Awesome Women’s Service, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Feel like eating out? Or did you bring your lunch box?
Is this the most awesome sign for a women’s spa or what?
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May 3rd
Downtown Boise Directory, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
This is an awesome mural in downtown Boise showing the local directory of businesses at a prominent downtown intersection. If you look closely, you can see this is painted over brick and can understand that this painted directory is a couple of dozen yards long.
I used the iPhone App of Genius Scan to photograph it and true-up the trapezoid to create what looks like to be a straight-on picture when I was originally at a 45 degree angle, and level with the bottom of the sign.
And yeah, I’ve hit most of these bars by now. And the Reef Restaurant, like most in Boise, is simply top notch.
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James Arlen Anonymously Sends Death Threats?
May 2nd
Noted fat and newly unemployed information security specialist James Arlen, AKA Mycurial might be behind a recent death threat against the owner of this blog site. In an anonymous twitter account called @deadbelcher, someone proclaims that the owner of belch.com should be murdered along with his family.
don’t worry about Patrick Belcher, we’re cooking a few things up for him and his family… he won’t be happy for too much loner #freebyron
— Deadman Belcher (@deadbelcher) May 2, 2012
Is this retribution for the recent tweets by Dr. Jones mocking James Arlen for becoming unemployed and having trouble getting a new job, now that he is associated with anarcho-terrorist G20 bomber Byron Sonne?
Happy #MayDay @Myrcurial.Hope you can find a job in your weight class!Dont #freebyron
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 1, 2012
Any infosec jobs for terrorist suspect sympathiser @myrcurial?He loves mad G20 bombers, #Occupy, and hates corporations.
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) May 1, 2012
Here is when James Arlen complains about the loss of a job and begs twitter to help him find another:
Any Canadian infosec jobs available? Who has two thumbs and needs one? This guy. (points at self)
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) April 30, 2012
Odd that the @deadbelcher account appeared just after I pointed out Arlen’s support of Byron Sonne, and his support of Occupy Wallstreet, and his disdain for corporations. Coincidence?
Also, Arlen may have been behind a lame attempt to blow a dog whistle to attract Anonymous attackers against Belcher as well on the Full Disclosure infosec list:
The email account is faked, and the post was an obvious attempt to “Joe Job” Belcher as someone who was working against the Anonymous organization. As noted previously, Arlen has threatened Belcher with lolsuits and complaints against his certification in an attempt to silence him against speaking out online against Byron Sonne’s documented attempts to cook explosives in his basement during the run-up to the G20 in Toronto. When these tactics were pointed out on this blog previously, Arlen may have well shifted to an anonymous campaign in an attempt to silence Belcher on these issues.
Making death threats against people online is a crime, and Arlen seems to be willing to participate in this. Is it any wonder that he finds difficulty in finding employment?
I do want to point out that Madison Kelley, a friend and supporter of Byron Sonne, was so shocked by the death threat that she urged legal action against the @deadbelcher account:
It’s a sad sign that someone could be so desperate for attention. Please report @deadbelcher to twitter, let them sort it out. #FreeByron
— Digimer (@digimer) May 3, 2012
@deadbelcher is most likely an alt for @BelchSpeak. I can assure you no one behind #FreeByron feels any need to attack such a fellow as he.
— Digimer (@digimer) May 3, 2012
I thank Madison for her support of free speech, however, if this was indeed James Arlen, her tweet rings hollow as Arlen’s profile picture on his twitter account shows him proudly wearing a FreeByron Tshirt. So no one in the FreeByron movement is behind this? Sorry, but sadly, someone certainly is.
UPDATE: Arlen issues denial:
For the record. I am not unemployed. I have not uttered death threats and I have not posted to full-disclosure in more than 8 years.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) May 3, 2012
And again uses threats of libel-
While Belcher’s comments are libellous and childish, I wouldn’t give the boy a second thought and I hope no one does.
— James Arlen (@myrcurial) May 3, 2012
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May 2nd
A kid gets to ask the Governor a question- about how to handle being bullied by someone at school. Turns out the biggest bully at his school is a teacher or someone else of authority. The Gov tells him exactly how to handle the situation. And wait for the awesome followup question.
See that kid’s smile?
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May 1st
Obama came from a broken home where both parents were anti-American socialists at best, communists at worst. He was eventually raised by a grandmother who sent Obama’s mom to a radical socialist school. These things matter. Yes Obama ate a dog because he was raised as a Muslim in Indonesia where people eat dogs. This doesn’t make him world travelled or more culturally diverse. It makes him alien to our culture. Watch as Bill explains:
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Occupy Turns to Terrorism: Cleveland Bridge Bombers
May 1st
Take a good look at the Occupy movement. Angry at the lack of jobs, their wealthy parents, and the lack of a good communist movement, the Occupy Cleveland group turned to terrorism to attempt to gain visibility for their still-as-yet undefined cause- they bought fake C4 explosives in an attempt to blow up a bridge and murder scores of Americans.
From CNN here:
A mohawk-wearing anarchist nicknamed “Cyco” was among five men arrested after conspiring to blow up a bridge about 15 miles south of Cleveland.
Douglas L. Wright, 26, joined alleged co-conspirators Brandon L. Baxter, 20, a.k.a. “Skabby,” and Anthony Hayne, 37, a.k.a. “Tony” and “Billy,” in a plot homed in on the Brecksville-Northfield High Level Bridge, which spans the Cuyahoga Valley National Park and carries a four-lane highway.
The men were arrested Monday evening in an FBI sting. The men have been charged with conspiracy and attempted use of explosive materials to damage physical property affecting interstate commerce.
Connor C. Stevens, 20, and Joshua S. Stafford, 23, also were arrested, though their charges remain pending.
Three of the men are self-proclaimed anarchists who had considered “a series of evolving plots over several months.”
They conspired to acquire plastic explosives (C-4) and build two bombs, affixing them to the bridge’s support columns to be remotely detonated on Monday. Wright, Baxter and a man referred to as C.S. agreed to pay $900 for the devices,.
Wright allegedly was pursuing “The Anarchist Cookbook,” which describes the construction and use of explosives. “We can make smoke bombs, we can make plastic explosives. … It teaches you how to pick locks. It does everything,” he is alleged to have said.
And take a look at Baxter, who in the photo below looks like a dolled-up homosexual. Aren’t anarchists cute with their limp wrists and drums?
OCCUPIED — Occupy Cleveland organizer Brandon Baxter gets some shade in the Occupy Cleveland tent in downtown Cleveland on March 21, 2012. Baxter, one of the few remaining members of Occupy Cleveland’s physical presence downtown, said the group has seen a sharp decline in numbers since last October because of increasing disorganization. “We need guidance,” he said. Photo by Brandon Blackwell @CapturedCLE
This sounds exactly like the Byron Sonne case, only these guys were complete idiots. Sonne also downloaded and consulted the Anarchist’s Cookbook, as well as built his own explosive chemicals using electrolysis in his basement. That trial should be resolved in the coming weeks.
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Idaho Has Good Wine- Snake River Winery
May 1st
It has been a while since I wrote about visiting a winery, and honestly, I havent had the chance to visit the Snake River Winery in Idaho, but they have a tasting room in downtown Boise with friendly staff and free tastings. You know, once upon a time you could get free tastings at Virginia wineries, but that is becoming very rare. And rarest of all when you encounter free tastings for wines that are this good.
The Snake River Winery has a huge selection of wines, and it seems that it would be hard to do a lot of different wines well. But Snake River manages it okay. Their Chardonnays are good, and their Merlots are good too, but neither are spectacular. Wonderful wines for the prices, however. But they have 21 blends or bottles to choose from. I only had the chance to tast 5 of the wines.
I settled on the Zweigelt, an Austrian grape that seems to grow quite well in the higher elevations of Idaho. It is a dry wine, but very light bodied with soft tannins, and it is quite drinkable alone or paired with- in my case- Idaho Barbecue Spareribs. Absolutely delicious!
The vintner at the tasting room told me that Snake River sells a Spanish grape, the Barbera. The last time I had one of those, I was in Australia. He mentioned that the gift shop at the Boise airport still has a few bottles of the Barbera and I’m planning on taking that one home with me as I fly out.
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Key West Bed Races 2012
Apr 30th
Just when I think I’m up on my Key West culture and lifestyle, here come the bed races. The cops plow the road leading racers down Duval Street in their own makeshift beds, pushed by runners in various types of costumery.
Funny, they were racing right past a boutique where I purchased this fine chili-pepper chicken.
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Apr 30th
Lincoln in Boise Capitol, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Boise is a great and beautiful town, and its residents are justifiably proud of their little city. I was snapping photos outside of the Idaho State Capitol and noticed this monument to Lincoln who brought Idaho into the Union as a Territory.
The plaque below is on the side of the pedestal.
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