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Archive for April, 2012
Key West Bed Races 2012
Apr 30th
Just when I think I’m up on my Key West culture and lifestyle, here come the bed races. The cops plow the road leading racers down Duval Street in their own makeshift beds, pushed by runners in various types of costumery.
Funny, they were racing right past a boutique where I purchased this fine chili-pepper chicken.
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Loading ...Lincoln in Boise
Apr 30th
Lincoln in Boise Capitol, a photo by BelchSpeak on Flickr.
Boise is a great and beautiful town, and its residents are justifiably proud of their little city. I was snapping photos outside of the Idaho State Capitol and noticed this monument to Lincoln who brought Idaho into the Union as a Territory.
The plaque below is on the side of the pedestal.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Crazed Loon Tries to Sacrifice his Son
Apr 30th
There are whole religions based on sacrificing your only son- something that Joseph Ramirez, 30, tried to do in San Diego. Ramirez heard his dead granny talking to him, demanding a blood sacrifice, so he slit his 8-yo’s wrists. Luckily someone put a stop to it before the boy died.
From NBC SanDiego by way of Pat Dollard,
Joseph Ramirez, 30, took his family to Mount Hope Cemetery Saturday around 4:30 p.m. and told them his dead grandmother told him to sacrifice the 8-year-old boy, according to San Diego police.
Officers released a report stating Ramirez had brought candles to the cemetery. One of the candles broke, and he used a piece of the broken glass to slash open his son’s forearms.
Ramirez then slashed his own forearms.
Medical assistant Corey Granberry witnessed the incident and jumped in to help along with her best friend Jaymisha Pires.
If only Ramirez had changed his mind and butchered a lamb instead- he could have started a new religion plus only be charged with cruelty to animals.
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Apr 29th
The most lulzy poster ever was spotted at a conservative protest featuring a dog in a hoodie and a message for Barack Obama who, by the way, ate a dog.
@JennQPublic so freaking hilarious! twitter.com/BelchSpeak/sta…
— Dr. Jones (@BelchSpeak) April 29, 2012
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Feeling Nostalgic for President Bush
Apr 29th
Our former President is keeping a low profile but we still love to hear that he is helping others while also being his lovable self. In the pic below, Bush winds down an awesome bicycling rally with a dance and he barely moves his feet while dancing with a wounded warrior. But Bush’s grin is genuine as is the smile on the face of the woman who lost a leg in combat.
Pres. GW Bush dances w/ a wounded warrior at the end of his annual 100-kilometer Warrior mountain bike ride this week. twitter.com/Angelia_Philli…
— Angelia Phillips (@Angelia_Phillip) April 30, 2012
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Boise Has the Most GoldenTee Coverage
Apr 29th
I had thought that Wichita had a lot of Golden Tee Golf machines. Nay nay. Its Boise. I will be looking forward to hitting the GTG links over the next week while I’m at Boise.
A bit about Boise- so far its a lovely town. A bit disappointed that they didn’t give me a free bag of potatoes when I deplaned. I should speak to someone about that.
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Dan Savage Enthusiastically Enjoys Ass to Mouth
Apr 29th
Dan Savage is one disgusting homosexual deviant hatemonger. He will put anything into his mouth. He once tried to infect an entire office with a deadly virus by licking the doorknobs in the building. And he proudly wrote about his experience.
From BigGovt here:
Back in 2000, the White House’s favorite bully, Dan Savage, was hired by Salon.com to infiltrate the Gary Bauer presidential campaign. He became so frustrated with Bauer’s religiosity that after contracting the flu, he decided to go around the office licking doorknobs in order to infect the other staffers, including Bauer.
In my Sudafed-induced delirium I decided that if it’s terrorism Bauer wants, then it’s terrorism Bauer is going get — and I’m just the man to terrorize him. Naked, feverish and higher than a kite on codeine aspirin, I called the Bauer campaign and volunteered. My plan? Get close enough to Bauer to give him the flu, which, if I am successful, will lay him flat just before the New Hampshire primary.
My plan was a little malicious — even a little mean-spirited — but those same words describe the tactics used by Bauer and the rest of the religious right against gays and lesbians.
I went from doorknob to doorknob. They were filthy, no doubt, but there wasn’t time to find a rag to spit on. My immune system wasn’t all it should be — I was in the grip of the worst flu I had ever had — but I was on a mission.
So, much as it pains me to confirm a hateful stereotype of gay men — we will put anything in our mouths — I started licking doorknobs. The front door, office doors, even a bathroom door. When that was done, I started in on the staplers, phones and computer keyboards. Then I stood in the kitchen and licked the rims of all the clean coffee cups drying in the rack.
This man is the leader of President Obama’s anti-bullying campaign. A hateful bigot that proudly brags about attempts to injure others with disease.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Hilarious Fact Checking of HopenChange Tom Hanks Movie
Apr 28th
Finally, someone made it so I can sit through Obama’s heroic movie.
Via Hotair.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Dan Savage Will Fly to San Diego to Jack It
Apr 28th
Dan Savage, the gay founder of the “It Gets Better” Project is himself just a bully, and he proved it recently at a convention by calling people who objected to his slander of the bible “pansies.” Over 100 students walked out of his keynote address to the JEA/NSPA National High School Journalism Convention. Savage pointed them out, singled them out, called them names, and invited others to mock them as well.
It’s the South Park bullying episode come to life. Dan Savage mocks Christian students as “pansy asses” at speech: bit.ly/Js1Kdz
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) April 28, 2012
From Foxnews here:
As many as 100 high school students walked out of a national journalism conference after an anti-bullying speaker began cursing, attacked the Bible and called those who refused to listen to his rant “pansy asses.”
The speaker was Dan Savage, founder of the “It Gets Better” project, an anti-bullying campaign that has reached more than 40 million viewers with contributors ranging from President Obama to Hollywood stars. Savage also writes a sex advice column called “Savage Love.”
Savage, and his husband, were also guests at the White House for President Obama’s 2011 LGBT Pride Month reception. He was also invited to a White House anti-bullying conference.
Savage was supposed to be delivering a speech about anti-bullying at the National High School Journalism Conference sponsored by the Journalism Education Association and the National Scholastic Press Association. But it turned into an episode of Christian-bashing.
Rick Tuttle, the journalism advisor for Sutter Union High School in California, was among several thousand people in the audience. He said they thought the speech was one thing – but it turned into something else.
“I thought this would be about anti-bullying,” Tuttle told Fox news. “It turned into a pointed attack on Christian beliefs.”Tuttle said a number of his students were offended by Savage’s remarks – and some decided to leave the auditorium. “It became hostile,” he said. “It felt hostile as we were sitting in the audience – especially towards Christians who espouse beliefs that he was literally taking on.”
Tuttle said the speech was laced with vulgarities and “sexual innuendo not appropriate for this age group.” At one point, he said Savage told the teenagers about how good his partner looked in a speedo.
And for some of his students – they felt like the anti-bullying activist was in fact – the bully.
“The first thing he told the audience was, ‘I hope you’re all using birth control,’” she told CitizenLink. “he said there are people using the Bible as an excuse for gay bullying, because it says in Leviticus and Romans that being gay is wrong. Right after that, he said we can ignore all the (expletive deleted) in the Bible.”
As the teenagers were walking out, Tuttle said that Savage heckled them and called them “pansy asses.”“Using profanity to deride the bible – and then mocking the Christian students after they left the room — is obviously a form of bullying and name-calling,” she wrote.
Savage thought he was going to be speaking to all like-minded lefties and he demanded uniformity in liberal groupthink. And as always, people that disagree with a leftist’s agenda are browbeaten, bullied and marginalized. So Dan Savage should get a ticket to San Diego where he can jack it right alongside Jason Russell.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Child Loves Baseball
Apr 27th
And the Texas couple that took the baseball instead of letting the crying child have it do seem to be a little self-absorbed.
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Islam Means Misogyny: New Egyptian Laws Demean Women
Apr 27th
Apparently new laws being considered in Egypt will drag its society back to the 9th century. The laws will ban women from working or getting an education, lower the age of marriage to 14 and will permit men to have sex with their wife’s corpse for up to 6 hours after death.
From Alarabiya.net here:
Egypt’s National Council for Women (NCW) has appealed to the Islamist-dominated parliament not to approve two controversial laws on the minimum age of marriage and allowing a husband to have sex with his dead wife within six hours of her death according to a report in an Egyptian newspaper.
The message included an appeal to parliament to avoid the controversial legislations that rid women of their rights of getting education and employment, under alleged religious interpretations.
Yep, don’t you just love the religion of peace?
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Washed Up 80′s Band Thinks They Coined “Oh Yeah.”
Apr 27th
One hit wonder band Yello is going to sue Karl Rove and his Political Action Committee because an anti-Obama campaign commercial uses the phrase “Oh Yeah” three times.
From Buzzfeed here:
Swiss electronica band, Yello — whose biggest hit, “Oh yeah,” was made famous in the final scene of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off— are objecting to what sounds like a sample of the track in an anti-Obama ad this week.
The commercial, titled “Cool,” was released by Karl Rove’s Super PAC American Crossroads, and mocks President Obama for being an ineffectual “celebrity.” Throughout the ad, a deep-voiced “Oh yeah,” similar to the one in Yello’s song, is repeated three times.
“Yello were not asked, and would not have given permission for such a political campaign,” band spokesman Peter Vizthum told BuzzFeed. “We’ll have the legal options checked here.”
Excuse me, but I think the Kool-Aid guy wants a word with you.
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Someone Made the Pizza Planet Truck and Drove it to Pixar
Apr 26th
Simply beautiful. They took a capped yellow Toyota pickup, mounted a Pizza Planet light-up car topper, and toured around in the truck. They blogged their entire journey to Pixar’s campus in Emeryville, CA and were allowed to park the car next to the iconic ball and lamp on their campus grounds.
You can read about the whole build project and journey here.
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More Liberals Should Try the Sunshine Diet
Apr 26th
Some bullshit artist who calls himself a “guru” in India lied and said he has subsisted on just sunlight for 70 years. Of course he’s lying, but most liberals are too poorly educated to understand that Eastern Religions are full of more lies than Western ones. So some liberals are getting rid of all of their food and are trying to live on just sunshine. And the results are spectacular and hilarious.
From the NYDailyNews here:
A woman starved to death after embarking on a spiritual diet that required her to stop eating or drinking and live off sunlight alone.
The Swiss woman in her fifties decided to follow the radical fast in 2010 after viewing an Austrian documentary about an Indian guru who claims to have lived this way for 70 years. The woman died in January 2011 in the town of Wolfhalden in eastern Switzerland.
Good riddance. Hey maybe she was too far north to get the best direct sunlight! All you hippies out there working on your chakra should go try this diet south of the border where the sunlight is more tasty. Let me know how it works for you.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Obama Needs a Campaign Slogan
Apr 25th
I like the Slogan “We’re all fucked, so enjoy the Volt.”
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 6) Loading ...Powerful Video- Overregulation and Liberalism is Killing America
Apr 25th
This is what Atlas Shrugged is all about.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...We Make Holes in Teeth!
Apr 25th
My four-year-old boy asked me why he couldn’t eat candy before bedtime. Without really thinking about it, I explained that the Cavity Monsters would eat the sugar off his teeth and put holes in them. This shocked the boy. “Are cavity monsters good guys?” he asked. He is always concerned with the moral alignment of good versus evil and he wanted to be sure he is on the right team. “They are very bad guys,” I explained who stomp around chanting “WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH! WE MAKE HOLES IN TEETH!” So I had to pull up the cartoons from the late ’70s and explain to him who the Cavity Creeps are.
So Cartney went to bed and brushed his teeth better than ever and when he hung up his tooth brush he declared “Cavity Creeps all dead!”
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John Edwards Called Rielle Hunter a “Crazy Slut”
Apr 25th
Well the John Edwards trial is now underway and some facts are beginning to emerge about the extent Democrat John Edwards went to in his efforts to hide his mistress from his cancer-riddled wife. You can’t help but shake your head reading about these ridiculous antics. Also, a Virginia widow, Rachel Mellon, aged 101, was complicit in helping John Edwards acquire the donations necessary to hide Rielle from the public’s eye.
Virginia Millionaire Heiress Bunny Mellon Illegally Funneled Cash to John Edwards
From the DailyMail here:
Former senator John Edwards launched a verbal attack on his mistress Rielle Hunter when he found out she was pregnant, calling her a ‘crazy slut’, his former aide testified today.
Andrew Young told the court Edwards was ‘very angry and concerned’ when he found out about the baby in 2007 and told Young there was only a one-in-three chance the baby was his. He also told the court about the intricate system of check writing used to hide funds given to Edwards my millionaire Rachel ‘Bunny’ Mellon, which he said ‘felt and smelled wrong’ even though he was assured it was all legal.
Mellon had offered to help Edwards with campaign expenses after he took a beating in the press for his expensive haircuts. Young said he did not tell her the money would be used to cover expenses for Edwards’ mistress, who had threatened to go public about their relationship.
‘I told (Mellon) that we had a non-campaign expense that would benefit Mr Edwards, and we needed her help,’ Young told the court.Mellon eventually wrote seven checks totaling $725,000 to her interior decorator. The decorator then sent the checks to Young’s wife to co-sign using her maiden name. In the checks’ memo lines, Mellon used descriptions such as ‘chairs’ and ‘antique Charleston table’, government exhibits showed.
Edwards says he did not know about the money from Mellon, but Young said the two men discussed seeking the payments and whether the arrangement using the decorator and Young’s wife was legitimate for a presidential campaign.
Wow, this is straight up money laundering involving Young, his wife, Old Lady Mellon, her interior decorator, and ultimately, John Edwards. How can any of these people possibly think it was okay to funnel payments this way?
Continuing…
Andrew Young worried about secretly using money from wealthy donors to support the former U.S. Senator’s pregnant mistress during the candidate’s 2008 presidential bid. Young told jurors how he coordinated three-way phone calls between himself, Edwards and Hunter to keep the affair secret from Edwards’ wife, Elizabeth. Hunter also met up with John Edwards at hotels on the campaign trail. Hunter for a time worked as a videographer for Edwards’ campaign, but she lost her job after Edwards’ wife found out about the affair.
Young and his wife invited the pregnant Hunter to live in their home near Chapel Hill and later embarked with her on a cross-country odyssey as they sought to elude tabloid reporters trying to expose the candidate’s extramarital affair. Young and Hunter ended a two-year legal battle over ownership of a sex tape the mistress recorded with Edwards during the campaign.
‘It wasn’t just a marriage on the line,’ said prosecutor David Harbach. ‘If the affair went public it would destroy his chance of becoming president, and he knew it. …He made a choice to break the law.’
Prosecutors will seek to prove he sought and directed the payments to cover up his affair, protect his public image as a ‘family man’ and keep his presidential hopes viable.
You know, if this wasn’t all so disgustingly sleazy, it would make for a gripping movie or miniseries. This has it all- drama, the chase, the sex, the blackmail, the money laundering- almost sounds like a Sopranos episode. But instead, Hollywood makes retarded movies about Sarah Palin. Also note that this is from a UK newsrag, not a US publication.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Redhook Brewery Accident
Apr 25th
I heard about this horrible accident up in New Hampshire and instantly wondered why someone was welding on an empty beer keg to cause it to explode? Turns out it wasn’t welding. Pressurized air caused the keg to explode catastrophically, killing the employee. What a horrible way to go.
From CBS here:
Officials say the worker had been filling kegs with air to clean them out when one of the kegs blew up. Shrapnel from the keg his the worker in the chest and head.
He died at the hospital.
I hope this doesn’t delay any shipments of their tasty Sunrye Summer ale!
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TSA Agents Are Retards- Threaten to Shut Down all Airport Traffic Over 4 YO Hugging Grandmother
Apr 24th
The key to risk management is being able to accurately identify what is a real risk and what is not. This is why TSA continues to fail to stop any terror attacks and why they waste billions and billions of dollars on security theater. In the latest instance, at tiny airport Wichita, a little four year old girl went backwards through the screening check to hug her grandmother. TSA agents, being totally retarded to a man, claimed Granny had passed a gun to the little girl and threatened to shut down the airport because tiny Isabella was now public enemy number one.
From the DailyMail here:
Isabella then, according to her mother, ‘excitedly ran over to give her grandmother a hug, as children often do. They made very brief contact, no longer than a few seconds.’
The young girl was immediately detained by security agents, who apparently shouted at her that she would have to be frisked too, and refused to let her mother explain what has happening.
Ms Brademeyer wrote: ‘It was implied, several times, that my mother, in their brief two-second embrace, had passed a handgun to my daughter.’In her terror, Isabella tried to run away rather than face a full body pat-down, which unsurprisingly enraged the TSA officers further.
One officer even told the girl’s mother that the airport would have to be shut down and every flight cancelled if the four-year-old did not co-operate.
They also apparently described the little girl as a ‘high security threat’.
As Isabella was taken into a side room for a pat-down, accompanied by her mother, she could not stop crying and refused to let the agents touch her.
An officer repeatedly said she had ‘seen a gun in a teddy bear’ in the past, in an apparent attempt to justify the situation.
Ms Brademeyer continued: ‘The TSO loomed over my daughter, with an angry grimace on her face, and ordered her to stop crying.
‘When my scared child could not do so, two TSOs called for backup saying, “The suspect is not cooperating.” The suspect, of course, being a frightened child. They treated my daughter no better than if she had been a terrorist.’Isabella continued to cry, and officers said the family would have to leave the airport as the TSA was unable to frisk the four-year-old.
When a manager was called, he decided that the distraught Isabella could be checked alongside her mother, and let the family pass through security at last.
If TSA agents cannot determine what is and is not a risk, then the entire purpose of their existence is a sham. And I’ve seen the handgun in a teddy bar too. Its on a poster in the TSA’s training room.
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