TSA Agents Are Retards- Threaten to Shut Down all Airport Traffic Over 4 YO Hugging Grandmother
The key to risk management is being able to accurately identify what is a real risk and what is not. This is why TSA continues to fail to stop any terror attacks and why they waste billions and billions of dollars on security theater. In the latest instance, at tiny airport Wichita, a little four year old girl went backwards through the screening check to hug her grandmother. TSA agents, being totally retarded to a man, claimed Granny had passed a gun to the little girl and threatened to shut down the airport because tiny Isabella was now public enemy number one.
From the DailyMail here:
Isabella then, according to her mother, ‘excitedly ran over to give her grandmother a hug, as children often do. They made very brief contact, no longer than a few seconds.’
The young girl was immediately detained by security agents, who apparently shouted at her that she would have to be frisked too, and refused to let her mother explain what has happening.
Ms Brademeyer wrote: ‘It was implied, several times, that my mother, in their brief two-second embrace, had passed a handgun to my daughter.’
In her terror, Isabella tried to run away rather than face a full body pat-down, which unsurprisingly enraged the TSA officers further.
One officer even told the girl’s mother that the airport would have to be shut down and every flight cancelled if the four-year-old did not co-operate.
They also apparently described the little girl as a ‘high security threat’.
As Isabella was taken into a side room for a pat-down, accompanied by her mother, she could not stop crying and refused to let the agents touch her.
An officer repeatedly said she had ‘seen a gun in a teddy bear’ in the past, in an apparent attempt to justify the situation.
Ms Brademeyer continued: ‘The TSO loomed over my daughter, with an angry grimace on her face, and ordered her to stop crying.
‘When my scared child could not do so, two TSOs called for backup saying, “The suspect is not cooperating.” The suspect, of course, being a frightened child. They treated my daughter no better than if she had been a terrorist.’
Isabella continued to cry, and officers said the family would have to leave the airport as the TSA was unable to frisk the four-year-old.
When a manager was called, he decided that the distraught Isabella could be checked alongside her mother, and let the family pass through security at last.
If TSA agents cannot determine what is and is not a risk, then the entire purpose of their existence is a sham. And I’ve seen the handgun in a teddy bar too. Its on a poster in the TSA’s training room.
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