Archive for April, 2008
Meet Stephanie Ragusa. She was supposed to teach special needs children, but instead she went for the gold medal in pedophilia by banging two students, and then going to the victim’s house on bail and banging one of them again. She told the cops she has a chilly vaj and the only way it can stay warm is to keep it stuffed with underage schoolboys.
From WorldNetDaily here:
A former Florida teacher already arrested twice for allegedly having sex with two of her students has reportedly scored a hat trick, after police say she again had sex with a previous victim.
Stephanie Ragusa, 29, of Tampa was taken into custody yesterday shortly after Hillsborough County detectives saw her exiting the home of the 16-year-old boy. It’s Ragusa’s third arrest since last month on similar sex charges.
She drove to the boy’s home in her boyfriend’s pickup, saying she wanted to discuss her criminal case, but she and the teen ended up having sex. Ragusa has written the boy love letters and given him presents, as well as a copy of her handwritten will.
Ragusa, who taught special education at Tampa’s Davidsen Middle School and math at Martinez Middle School in Lutz, Fla., previously was charged with having sex with two male students. While one of the teens had been her student in class, Ragusa met the other when he was 14. He had been assigned to push her wheelchair around campus after she had broken her foot.
Ragusa told the boy she could help him overcome his shyness, so she brought him to her apartment for three sexual encounters between October 2006 and May 2007. During this time, she seduced the other boy, and had sex with him more than 20 times between February 2007 and March 2008, including once at her home when she provided the boy a contraceptive.
Its hard to know who is the stupidest person in this story. The court that let this predator out on bail? The student’s parents for leaving the boy at home alone? How about Ragusa’s cuckolded boyfriend who gave this whore his truck to drive to her tryst?
I’ve been saying it all along. First its the filthy MySpace page and then they are tying up your 14 year-old kid like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.
Typical Myspace Teacher Whore. This one went to jail for banging a student.
This is a great story and shows the consequences of having a public-facing website. From the WaPo here:
One Montgomery County special education teacher displayed a poster that depicts talking sperm and invokes a slang term for oral sex. One woman who identified herself as a Prince William County kindergarten teacher posted a satiric shampoo commercial with a half-naked man having an orgasm in the shower. A D.C. public schools educator offered this tip on her page: “Teaching in DCPS — Lesson #1: Don’t smoke crack while pregnant.”
Erin Jane Webster, 22, a long-term substitute teacher in Prince William, posted under a “Work Info” heading, the page reads, “Employer: Prince William County Schools. Location: Parkside Middle School Language Arts Teacher.” The section lists where she attended college (Radford ’07) and high school (Osbourn Park High ’03).
But the page features multiple “bumper stickers,” including one that uses a crude acronym for attractive mothers and another that says: “you’re a retard, but i love you.” Teensy problem: Webster teaches students with emotional and learning disabilities.
Click “View Photos of Erin,” and you can see her lying on her back, eyes closed, with a bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila between her head and shoulder. Or click on her “summertime” photo album and see a close-up of two young men flashing serious-looking middle fingers.
In Prince William, Rich Davila, a real estate company director and the father of a 6-year-old first-grader, said that when he found a substitute teacher’s risque MySpace page recently, he complained to school officials and the teacher was eventually removed.
The teacher’s page includes a painting of a young woman lifting up her dress, exposing her lingerie, and another showing her bare chest. “I felt sick to my stomach when I saw the page,” Davila said. “These Web sites are the bars and restaurants of our new era. It’s like running into your teacher in a restaurant and seeing them not act appropriately. It’s going to come back and haunt him.”
If teachers claim free speech protection under the First Amendment, Simpson said, the U.S. Supreme Court recently ruled that governments can fire employees if their speech harmed the workplace’s mission and function.
Alina Espinosa, a teacher at Clopper Mill Elementary School in Montgomery, had written on her Facebook page in the “About Me” section: “I only have two feelings: hunger and lust. Also, I slept with a hooker. Be jealous. I like to go onto Jdate [an online dating service for Jewish people] and get straight guys to agree to sleep with me.”
Tax dollars well spent. I’m beginning to think its the chalk dust that makes teachers whores. Ah, who am I kidding? They were whores in high school and are merely conditioned to think that’s where they can get the most action, so they pursue a teaching gig.
The Iranians remain fearful of the evil influence of the decadent Barbie Doll and her whorish ways. They prefer their women covered in cheap carpets, or if they must show skin, they should look like this:
From the AP here:
A top Iranian judiciary official warned in a letter Monday against the “destructive” cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls and other Western toys.
“The irregular importation of such toys, which unfortunately arrive through unofficial sources and smuggling, is destructive culturally and a social danger,” said the letter, a copy of which was made available to the Associated Press.
Iranian markets have been inundated with smuggled Western toys in recent years partly due to a dramatic rise in purchasing power as a result of increased oil revenues.
“The displays of personalities such as Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter … as well as the irregular importation of unsanctioned computer games and movies are all warning bells to the officials in the cultural arena,” his letter said.
Authorities launched a campaign of confiscating Barbies from toy shops in 2002, denouncing the un-Islamic sensibilities of the iconic American doll.
All those confiscated Barbies were buried up to their elbows in sand and were stoned. The sluttier dolls just had their heads ripped off by angry four-year-old little brothers.
Daniel Lesiewicz social engineered a bunch of teenage girls and tricked them into posing nude using their webcams. Then he tricked them into installing trojan software on their computer so he could remotely control their systems. As a final trick, he threatened to spread nude photos of them online unless they posed nude for him some more. Now Daniel may be facing a life sentence in jail.
If your sixteen-year-old daughter has a webcam, she’s probably a camwhore.
From Canada.Com here:
An ongoing police investigation of a Dorval man accused of prowling the Internet and intimidating girls into posing nude for him on their webcams has produced 27 additional charges.
Daniel Lesiewicz, 27, was first arrested after the Sûreté du Québec received complaints from female victims. Most were age 14 to 19, but a couple were in their 20s. Investigators have located at least 12 victims.
Lesiewicz created the Internet profile of a girl and used it to communicate with teenage girls in chat rooms to persuade them to remove their clothes and pose online. Afterward, a man calling himself Dave threatened the girls by email or in chat rooms, saying he would post nude photos of them on the Internet unless they posed nude for him again through their webcams.
The first part of the investigation produced 32 charges against Lesiewicz. The 27 additional charges were filed this month.
Lesiewicz faces nine counts of luring a child, nine counts of unauthorized use of a computer and 10 counts of extortion. If convicted, he faces the possibility of a life sentence.
From the Chronicle here:
The SQ also reported Lesiewicz has been sending coded e-mails to his victims that allowed him to take control of their computers, and then proceeded to intimidate them into posing naked in front of webcams. Police is currently investigating Lesiewicz’s equipment in the hopes that it might reveal traces of other individuals tied to the case.
I don’t get this story. A bunch of stupid girls posed nude online for what they thought was a girl? And then they were surprised when it turned out to be a guy? So… they are camwhores, but only for chicks?
Daniel is going to jail for a long time. Possessing nude photos of young girls is child porn, and that alone will net him the most jail time. Note that he is still in jail without bail.
Trinket, the polydactyl candle-lovin’ kitty chewed up my laptop cord, severing the power cable. I guess you can scratch off one of her 9 lives.
This IBM cord is riddled with teeth marks and has exposed wiring.
I took the old chewed cable, which is for an IBM T61, and cut off the connector that fits into the laptop and spliced it onto an old Dell laptop cord that I had lying around left over from an old laptop. Both had a 20 volt output, so it should work.
My new Frankenstein cord.
The electrical tape is gawdawful ugly, but it delivers juice to my IBM laptop, and its charging back up to full now at a pretty good rate. The cat better leave this one alone because I’m all out of spare laptop power cords.
I’m as big a Spidey fan as anyone, but this fan definitely went the extra mile.
It shows a level of commitment I’m not willing to make.
The inkwork is outstanding. See the rest of the tattoo work at OhGizmo here.
Stephan Miller was a dumbass. He trained bears for a living, or at least attempted to. He should have quit after a bear gave him four vertical scars across his face, but he waited too long and had his adams apple removed by a 7-foot goliath named Rocky.
From Reuters here:
A grizzly bear touted as one of the “best trained” in show business has killed its handler.
The 700-pound bear, which stands 7 1/2 feet tall, bit Stephan Miller, 39, in the neck on Tuesday at a facility where wild animals are trained for film and TV productions near the mountain resort of Big Bear Lake, east of Los Angeles.
Two other trainers subdued the bruin with pepper spray and were unhurt in the incident.
Authorities said that assuming no wrongdoing turns up in the investigation, it would be left up to the owners of the bear to decide whether to destroy it or keep it alive.
I have a new post up at [GAS] on the latest mass defacements. 500,000 Microsoft webservers have had sql code injected with the intent on stealing logins to popular online Chinese Games.
I guess the bastards really want those powerups. Check your servers to see if you’ve been hit, then make sure you secure your databases.
Daniel Meachum, pictured below at the right, has now represented another black celebrity right into a jail cell. First he gave Mike Vick outstanding legal advice and now he put up a brilliant defense for Wesley Snipes.
From the AP here:
Wesley Snipes called on famous friends to vouch for him, highlighted his clean criminal record and even wrote the government $5 million in checks — all in an effort to convince a judge that his conviction on tax charges should cost him nothing more than home detention and some public service announcements.
None of it worked. The “Blade” actor was ordered to do hard time. Snipes was sentenced to three years in prison Thursday for failing to file tax returns.
Snipes’ lawyers had spent much of the day in court offering dozens of letters from family members, friends — even fellow actors Woody Harrelson and Denzel Washington — attesting to his good character.
But U.S. District Judge William Terrell Hodges said Snipes exhibited a “history of contempt over a period of time” for U.S. tax laws.
Snipes apologized. “I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance.”
Defense attorney Daniel Meachum said Snipes was unfairly targeted for prosecution because he’s famous.
So to sum up, Snipes’ lawyer provided letters from a stupid actors and claimed “everyone else was doing it.” Brilliant work, counselor.
This song is all about me. The Deaf Pedestrians are coming to the DC101 Chili Cookoff in DC on May 10th. Click to enjoy the music.
Its a wonderful learning environment when an 8-year-old future gangsta throws chairs like Allen Iverson at a bowling alley and beats up the teacher. All because he was upset over crayons.
Granny tells teacher she’s a wimp “Cuz da bitch can’t take a punch.”
From NBC-2.com here with hard knock life video:
An eight-year old boy is about to get a first hand lesson in criminal justice. The second grader was arrested for allegedly punching his teacher in the face.
An argument over crayons in the classroom ended inside a patrol car for second grader Deshawn Williams. His wrists were in handcuffs and his teacher was badly bruised.
“He gets very upset and he loves to hit,” said Deshawn’s grandmother Dorothy Williams.
At four feet tall and weighing only 70 pounds Deshawn may not appear threatening, yet he admits his tantrum went too far.
“I threw the chair over there and then she wants to press charges on me,” said Deshawn.
Dorothy praises the school for Deshawn’s education, but challenges the teacher’s discipline methods. “If he was overpowering her that much, I feel like she shouldn’t be in that line of work,” said Dorothy. “If she can’t deal with him, put him in someone else’s classroom. If it’s a male, whatever, and let them restrain him,” said Dorothy.
So grandma is raising this little thug along with a bunch of other kids according the video. Where’s the kid’s parents? The kid better get used to those handcuffs. I’m sure its not the last time he’ll be wearing them. With all that jailtime, maybe he will become a great rap star.
A priest, a rabbi and a muslim imam are all tied to a thousand party balloons floating out to sea. Well the joke goes something like this but without the rabbi and the imam.
To qualify for a Darwin award, you must do something stupid which gets you killed and removes you from the genepool. I think this priest now qualifies for this distinction as he is most likely dead.
From Reuters here:
Rescue workers were losing hope on Thursday of finding a priest who disappeared off the southern coast of Brazil after drifting out to sea four days ago suspended from hundreds of helium-filled party balloons.
Father Adelir Antonio de Carli went missing on Sunday night after he called friends from his mobile phone to say his contraption made of some thousand balloons would soon crash into the Atlantic Ocean.
“The chances (of survival) are increasingly slim and we are considering when to end the search effort,” said Lieutenant Francisco Jose Cavalcante of the navy’s southern search unit.
De Carli had left from the southern port of Paranagua and wanted to fly 20 hours due west but winds unexpectedly carried him out to sea in the opposite direction.
This protest was spotted at George Mason University in Fairfax, VA during an event put on by Army Recruiters.
One of these men is telling the truth.
And the other is a huge pussy and a crappy speller. Too bad Crayola Markers don’t come with spellcheck, right? We can see Mom and Dad are wasting their college fund on this one.
I wrote previously about how African people believe that body parts from albino people bring good luck. It’s like a sick rabbit’s foot. Now according to this new story, Africans are lynching each other because they believe they have magic powers to shrink or steal your penis. Really. Nice freakin’ culture you have there.
From Reuters here:
Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings,” said the Police chief.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.
Maybe they should steal the penises of the One Million men infected with AIDS. That would be helpful.
Pro tip to political candidates: When making a website, don’t skimp on security. This is what happens when you allow political activists to design a website instead of professional webmasters. Barack Obama’s website had a Cross Site Scripting vulnerability on a portion of his website that sent visitors to Hillaryclinton.Com.
A YouTube Video from an angry Barack supporter demonstrating this is here.
A security weakness in Barack Obama’s website has been exploited to redirect visitors to Hillary Clinton’s website. Visitors who viewed the Community Blogs section of the site were instead presented with Clinton’s website as a result of a cross-site scripting vulnerability.
A user named Mox, from Liverpool, IL, posted an apparent confession in the Community Blogs section on the Barack Obama website yesterday. The subject of the post was, “I am the one who “hacked” Obamas site.”
If you recall during the 2006 campaign, Joe Lieberman complained that his website had suffered a DDoS at the hands of his political opponents. But it turns out that this was the result of poor security practices as well according to the FBI.
Again, another giant Bronx Cheer to my 8th grade classmates who were all douchebags for sneering at my research that there was no such thing as Aliens from other worlds. Now stephen Hawking, arguably the most brilliant man alive, agrees with me. He said, during a speech at GWU, Alien life doesn’t exist and my classmates were douchebags. I feel vindicated. Thanks, Stephen.
From the AP here:
Famed astrophysicist Stephen Hawking has been thinking a lot about the cosmic question, “Are we alone?” The answer is probably not, he says.
If there is life elsewhere in the universe, Hawking asks why haven’t we stumbled onto some alien broadcasts in space, maybe something like “alien quiz shows?”
Hawking’s comments were part of a lecture at George Washington University on Monday in honor of NASA’s 50th anniversary. He theorized that there are possible answers to whether there is extraterrestrial life.
One option is that there likely isn’t life elsewhere. Or maybe there is intelligent life elsewhere, but when it gets smart enough to send signals into space, it also is smart enough to make destructive nuclear weapons.
Hawking said he prefers the third option: “Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare,” he then quickly added: “Some would say it has yet to occur on earth.”
So should you worry about aliens? Alien abduction claims come from “weirdos” and are unlikely.
Sometimes my wife is in no mood for interacting with other people. (Who am I kidding about the “sometimes part?) But when she takes the baby to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner, she laments that the baby’s cuteness is sometimes a curse because old ladies want to pinch his cheeks or hold his hands. She claims that aging childless women will follow her around cooing and talking baby talk to Cartney. “Is oo out wif Mama shopping? Oo likey the shopping cart?”
Hey lady, you smell like Bensen and Hedges Menthol and cheap Zinfandel.
Jess just wants to shout, “Yes, he is obviously shopping with Mama and he likes the shopping cart! Now go get your romance novel, ice cream and gallon of wine and leave us alone!” Are we a match, or what?
Work is swamping me, so blogging has been light. In the mean time, check out this first hand report from Bazl of Nosumo.com as she begs for sanity and relief from the onslaught of democrat agents begging for her vote.
If I see one more skinny, old, grey, straggly ponytail wearing hippie with a clipboard climbing my stairs extolling the virtues of Obama, I’m buying a gun and joining the NRA immediately. Aren’t you missing an important heart-warming story on NPR or something? Go home, get off my porch, go compost something. Hey, isn’t it your turn to stock the shelves at the co-op? There’s a folk singer down at the coffee shop, it’s his last set, if you hurry you can catch him.
Earth Day is celebrated by burning hunks of carbon to scorch the flesh of a dead animal at my house. But it rained so I had to move the beer-in-the-rear chickens to the oven for roasting.
But I grilled yesterday and had yummy burgers and dogs, so I still got in my quota of burnt carbon. Want my Earth Day grilled chicken recipe? Click here.
Thanks to Trench, we know of Alexander Zacarias, a 40 year old illegal alien truck washer, who gets dolled up in clown makeup to go to children’s parties in Hispanic neighborhoods. And his computer is chock full of kiddie porn, some of which involves infants. The funniest thing about this clown will be the look on his face when he’s deported.
From NewsDay here:
A Westbury man who moonlighted as a children’s party clown was arrested on charges of possessing and promoting child pornography. Alexander Zacarias, 40, was arraigned on nine counts of possession of sexual performance of a child. He was held on bail of $400,000 bond or $200,000 cash, and is due back in court Friday.
Zacarias, a Guatemalan national who is undocumented, came to New York several years ago and worked full-time as a truck-washer. In January, state and county police were tracking the online distribution of child pornography and found an IP address that identified Zacarias’ computer.
When police went to his home to arrest him last Tuesday, they confiscated six desktop and laptop computers. Zacarias may have used them to upload and download hundreds of pictures of child pornography, some with infants. Zacarias made “admissions” to police about the pornography.
Zacarias’ side gig came to light when “we were doing a search of the home and we found a pair of clown shoes.” Investigators learned that he sometimes worked as a clown at private children’s birthday parties in Hispanic neighborhoods.
I have a feeling you will find a pair of clown shoes in every pervert’s closet.