Meet Stephanie Ragusa. She was supposed to teach special needs children, but instead she went for the gold medal in pedophilia by banging two students, and then going to the victim’s house on bail and banging one of them again. She told the cops she has a chilly vaj and the only way it can [...]

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I’ve been saying it all along. First its the filthy MySpace page and then they are tying up your 14 year-old kid like the gimp from Pulp Fiction.

Typical Myspace Teacher Whore. This one went to jail for banging a student.
This is a great story and shows the consequences of having a public-facing website. [...]

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The Iranians remain fearful of the evil influence of the decadent Barbie Doll and her whorish ways. They prefer their women covered in cheap carpets, or if they must show skin, they should look like this:

From the AP here:
A top Iranian judiciary official warned in a letter Monday against the “destructive” cultural and social [...]

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Daniel Lesiewicz social engineered a bunch of teenage girls and tricked them into posing nude using their webcams. Then he tricked them into installing trojan software on their computer so he could remotely control their systems. As a final trick, he threatened to spread nude photos of them online unless they posed nude [...]

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Trinket, the polydactyl candle-lovin’ kitty chewed up my laptop cord, severing the power cable. I guess you can scratch off one of her 9 lives.

This IBM cord is riddled with teeth marks and has exposed wiring.
I took the old chewed cable, which is for an IBM T61, and cut off the connector that fits [...]

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I’m as big a Spidey fan as anyone, but this fan definitely went the extra mile.  It shows a level of commitment I’m not willing to make.

The inkwork is outstanding.  See the rest of the tattoo work at OhGizmo here.

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Stephan Miller was a dumbass. He trained bears for a living, or at least attempted to. He should have quit after a bear gave him four vertical scars across his face, but he waited too long and had his adams apple removed by a 7-foot goliath named Rocky.

From Reuters here:
A grizzly bear touted [...]

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I have a new post up at [GAS] on the latest mass defacements. 500,000 Microsoft webservers have had sql code injected with the intent on stealing logins to popular online Chinese Games.

I guess the bastards really want those powerups. Check your servers to see if you’ve been hit, then make sure you secure [...]

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Daniel Meachum, pictured below at the right, has now represented another black celebrity right into a jail cell. First he gave Mike Vick outstanding legal advice and now he put up a brilliant defense for Wesley Snipes.

From the AP here:
Wesley Snipes called on famous friends to vouch for him, highlighted his clean criminal record [...]

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This song is all about me. The Deaf Pedestrians are coming to the DC101 Chili Cookoff in DC on May 10th. Click to enjoy the music.

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Its a wonderful learning environment when an 8-year-old future gangsta throws chairs like Allen Iverson at a bowling alley and beats up the teacher. All because he was upset over crayons.

Granny tells teacher she’s a wimp “Cuz da bitch can’t take a punch.”
From NBC-2.com here with hard knock life video:
An eight-year old boy is [...]

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A priest, a rabbi and a muslim imam are all tied to a thousand party balloons floating out to sea. Well the joke goes something like this but without the rabbi and the imam.

To qualify for a Darwin award, you must do something stupid which gets you killed and removes you from the genepool. [...]

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This protest was spotted at George Mason University in Fairfax, VA during an event put on by Army Recruiters.

One of these men is telling the truth.
And the other is a huge pussy and a crappy speller. Too bad Crayola Markers don’t come with spellcheck, right? We can see Mom and Dad are wasting [...]

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I wrote previously about how African people believe that body parts from albino people bring good luck. It’s like a sick rabbit’s foot. Now according to this new story, Africans are lynching each other because they believe they have magic powers to shrink or steal your penis. Really. Nice freakin’ culture [...]

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Pro tip to political candidates: When making a website, don’t skimp on security. This is what happens when you allow political activists to design a website instead of professional webmasters. Barack Obama’s website had a Cross Site Scripting vulnerability on a portion of his website that sent visitors to Hillaryclinton.Com.

A YouTube Video [...]

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Again, another giant Bronx Cheer to my 8th grade classmates who were all douchebags for sneering at my research that there was no such thing as Aliens from other worlds. Now stephen Hawking, arguably the most brilliant man alive, agrees with me. He said, during a speech at GWU, Alien life doesn’t exist [...]

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Sometimes my wife is in no mood for interacting with other people. (Who am I kidding about the “sometimes part?) But when she takes the baby to the grocery store to pick up something for dinner, she laments that the baby’s cuteness is sometimes a curse because old ladies want to pinch his cheeks [...]

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Work is swamping me, so blogging has been light. In the mean time, check out this first hand report from Bazl of Nosumo.com as she begs for sanity and relief from the onslaught of democrat agents begging for her vote.

Bazl says:
If I see one more skinny, old, grey, straggly ponytail wearing hippie with a [...]

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Earth Day is celebrated by burning hunks of carbon to scorch the flesh of a dead animal at my house. But it rained so I had to move the beer-in-the-rear chickens to the oven for roasting.

But I grilled yesterday and had yummy burgers and dogs, so I still got in my quota of burnt carbon.  [...]

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Thanks to Trench, we know of Alexander Zacarias, a 40 year old illegal alien truck washer, who gets dolled up in clown makeup to go to children’s parties in Hispanic neighborhoods. And his computer is chock full of kiddie porn, some of which involves infants. The funniest thing about this clown will be [...]

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