I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
31
Jul
This is unbelievable: the conceit and pure assinine comments written in a column by Former 49ers, Cowboys, Falcons, Ravens, Redskins defensive back Deion “Primetime” Sanders.
He says in his column here that Mike Vick loved his dogs as long as they were the meanest and baddest, and having that type of animal is a status symbol, [...]
31
Jul
Compared to the first six months of Windows XP, which noted 36 vulnerabilities, Vista’s first six months only had 12 vulnerabilities.
Microsoft may release Vista Service Pack 1 soon, according to NewsFactor here:
News outlets have been touting the rumored release of two big Windows Vista patches to beta testers, but the releases have been confirmed this [...]
31
Jul
Meet Vickie Brown. She seems to be an aging, single, dedicated public servant, who threw away her career by snorting booger sugar at work.
Does my Coke Habit make me look fat? Note the cheap red-head dye job. Did you know that women dying their head red is usually an indication they are either looking for [...]
31
Jul
Try working as a pigeon hunter in downtown St. Louis.
FAIL!
From KSDK here:
A falcon soaring through downtown St. Louis made a rough landing Monday afternoon.
Drivers say it all started when the falcon swooped down after a pigeon.
“As I was approaching the light, he flew into the side of my van, then when I stopped he just [...]
30
Jul
The Art Crime Team added a new piece to their most wanted list. The painting below, titled “A Cavalier” is a tiny painting of oil on oak by a Dutch Master and is valued at over a million bucks.
Someone swiped it from a museum in Australia.
From the FBI here:
A Cavalier, by Dutch artist Frans Van Mieris [...]
30
Jul
Thanks to HotAir, we have this awesome clip of Jon Favreau, director of the upcoming Ironman Movie, introducing clips from the movie.
We get to see some great character acting of Robert Downey, Jr. as the flippant, cocky Tony Stark, billionaire industrialist and weapons designer. When Stark is injured in a war theater, he improvises a [...]
30
Jul
My wife discovered this website last night and laughed so hard and for so long I thought she was going to make herself sick.
So this video is for her. Remember the Dramatic Prairie Dog? Well, here’s Dramatic Prairie Cat.
Thanks to Neatorama for the pointer to the Youtube vid.
30
Jul
I’m posting about this because I’ve become a fan of Les Stroud and his Survivorman series on Discovery Channel. Les truly goes it alone in the wilderness. He sets up his own cameras and kills his own food and manages to survive lonely, brutal conditions.
Bear Grylls, the British paratrooper who has a competing show on [...]
30
Jul
Iraq is bubbling in celebration and joy as a soccer team united a country that has been torn asunder for years- first under Saddam’s mad regime and then under the sectarian war and bitter insurgency.
Lets hope that this new national unity lasts. Awesome job to the Lions of the Two Rivers Team!
From the AP here:
After [...]
27
Jul
Unlike the NFL, Reebok has no problem reading a federal indictment and making a decision. Reebok wants nothing to do with Vick. They have suspended all sales of his jersey.
From FoxNews here:
Nike just did it. Now Reebok has followed suit, announcing on Friday the retail giant will no longer sell Michael Vick NFL products at [...]
27
Jul
This article ought to go on the Belch.com main page since it deals with potables, but the environmental angle of this makes it belong here. Essentially, if you drink bottled water in preference to tap water, you are wasting your money and probably helping to pollute the environment.
Bottled water usually comes from city tap [...]
27
Jul
I have written before about chipmunks. I have several that live just outside my front door, getting fat on the birdseed that falls out of the bird feeder. One of those chipmunks only has one eye, swear to God. I think maybe it lost a fight with a stray cat who has [...]
27
Jul
Its a flashlight that strobes just right to make you toss your cookies. They plan on using it on illegal border crossers, and maybe even hijackers. I have a feeling the boys from Jackass will be using this on each other soon.
From Homelandsecurity.org here:
Its inventors call it the LED Incapacitator (L-E-D, as in [...]
26
Jul
Michael Vick was booed outside of the courthouse in Richmond by protesters. Vick marched inside and told the judge he didn’t help abuse those dogs and conspire to run illegal dog fighting operations out of his property he owned in Surry county, VA.
I love the first sign- “Help control the A-Hole Population.”
From the AP here:
Amid [...]
26
Jul
Russel Tavares, aka “Pyrodice” became livid in an online flame war and drove 1,300 miles to Texas from Virginia and burned down the home of his internet rival.
He pleaded no contest and was given 7 years in the poke. Below is a picture of Tavares from his Myspace Page here dressed as a metrosexual pirate [...]
26
Jul
A kooky dredded eco-religionist, Johnathan “Slugger” Crowell of West Dummerston, Vermont, tied his dumb ass to a drum in a field that is slated to be turned into a gas station. Four cops take turns asking him to untie himself and leave. When Crowell calls them fascists and corporate stooges, the cops commence to tasering [...]
26
Jul
A doctor at a nursing home had an article published in the New England Journal of Medicine documenting a phenomena whereby Oscar the Cat sucks the souls out of his patients.
Sensing weakness, the furry feline pounces and then feasts upon the soul of the sick elderly, like the dementors in the Harry Potter films. And then [...]
26
Jul
Neatorama has a short lesson on its pages here today talking about the artists that led the modern art movement.
I’m not real keen on most modern art. A lot of it always seems pretentious to me for some reason. But Wassily Kandinsky’s art is different. The use of color and movement of objects in his [...]
25
Jul
Wanna-be Thugs in a Wanna-be City use a Wanna-be Weapon to almost sever the arm off of a teenager.
These idiots are losers on the fast-track to life in prison. William Taylor and Jason Rodriguez of Virginia Beach want to be gangsters so bad, although neither is black nor italian, they listen to stupid hip-hop [...]
25
Jul
I very much enjoyed my stay at the Stations Inn over the weekend. As a motorcyclist’s resort, it has quite a bit of memorabilia on its walls, along with ubiquitous photos of bikes, beer, boobs and patrons of the establishment. Below is a photo of a speeding ticket they had tacked up to a bulletin [...]
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