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Archive for June, 2011
6 PM Music: Steve Shane – “Every Pretty Smile”
Jun 30th
I like this video for a couple of reasons- First, it was recommended by the lovely ladies of TeamUnicorn, and second, its iPhones. The music isn’t bad either.
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Loading ...DC Drunk Chick Splats Herself from the W
Jun 30th
The W hotel is a beautiful hotel just doors down from the White House. I’ve had the pleasure of imbibing a few cocktails from its scenic rooftop bar where attendants pass out hors d’oeuvres of bacon wrapped shrimp and chicken skewers. Seems like some woman also liked the cocktails up there perhaps a little too much. I think she tried to get a photo of herself planking, and did it the hard way.
From the WaPo here:
A woman fell to her death from an upper floor of a hotel across from the White House grounds late Wednesday night.
Witnesses told a police officer that the woman had been drinking at the bar on the rooftop patio of the W hotel, and that she climbed over a fence on the patio. Witnesses told authorities that the woman was then seen hanging by her hands from an overhang one story below the rooftop around 11 p.m. The woman then dropped about 10 stories. She was declared dead at the scene.
The boutique hotel, at 515 15th St. NW, is across from the White House, and the rooftop bar there is a popular attraction.
Women can’t hang on long because they have no upper arm strength. There is a suggestion it was a suicide, but women don’t flame out in public like that. They typically stay at home and swallow a few bottles of sleeping pills. I’m guessing she was trying to be a showoff, which means she died being an attention whore. Maybe she should have just danced on the pole?
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Don’t Pump and Dump- Spray the Cops
Jun 30th
Stephanie Robinette is a new Mom. Congrats, I guess. She just got busted after getting hammered at a wedding and beating up her husband. When the cops showed up, she locked herself in the car. Funny thing about cops, they don’t take no for an answer when they ask you to come along. Steph here had another idea- She whipped out her lactating tit and squirted the cops, adding the charge of assault on police to resisting arrest and domestic battery. Good times!
From FoxNews here:
An Ohio woman attempted to fight off police trying to remove her from her car by spraying them with her breast milk. Stephanie Robinette got into a fight with her husband while attending a wedding at the Bridgewater Banquet & Conference Center in the city of Delaware on Saturday.
Her husband told police his 30-year-old wife struck him several times, then locked herself in their vehicle.
“When deputies attempted to remove Robinette from the vehicle, she advised the deputies that she was a breast-feeding mother,” said Sheriff Walter L. Davis III. As deputies went to restrain her, he said, Robinette “proceeded to remove her right breast from her dress and began spraying deputies and the vehicle with her breast milk.”
What an udder failure. Seems like those cops may be a little lactose intolerant, but no use crying over spilt milk.
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Google Plus to Take On Facebook
Jun 29th
Google Plus has some pretty cool concepts, but its biggest drawback is going to be the biggest drawback about Facebook- All your data is in the mitts of a giant corporation that just wants to mine your information for money.
I for one wont be joining the google network, but I have a feeling that others will. Do any of the readers here want to jump ship from Facebook to Google?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...MySpace Being Sold on the Cheap
Jun 29th
Rupert Murdock is going to jettison the crummy MySpace acquisition that he bought for almost 600 million bucks for a paltry 30 million dollars. I’m thinking the infrastructure is worth at least that much. The sale also brings massive layoffs.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Social Networking Lemons
Jun 29th
This shot was taken from atop a big social networking company in California. The campus beyond features basketball courts, volleyball nets, and picnic tables. The roof features daily barbecue and what appears to be lemon trees. Why? Because you can’t make lemonade without lemons and you can’t get lemons without a lemon tree that grows on the roof. Obviously!
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Gay Babies
Jun 28th
This sign was recently spotted and posted over at Buzzfeed. Remember, my theory is gay people are made, not born. They are made through trauma, sexual assault, or other influences in their life.
If they are born then the genetic material can be identified early and the pregnancy should be terminated. Liberals read this and self-implode. Or, if the sexual preference is actually a genetic issue, (which its not) look for them to force a law to be enacted that only straight babies can be aborted.
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PETA Runs Ads Comparing Dogs to Sweat Lodge Victims
Jun 28th
You can count on PETA to have a distorted perspective on the value of life. Check out the ad they are running in Sedona comparing dogs to the three victims of James Ray’s sweat lodge:
From PhoenixNewTimes here:
As Oprah-approved “self-help” guru James Arthur Ray prepares for sentencing after getting convicted of negligent homicide for the deaths of three people at a sweat lodge ceremony, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals are trying to capitalize on the publicity his case received — by comparing the victims of his fatal death lodge to dogs who get stuck in hot cars.
PETA is negotiating with outdoor advertisers near Sedona, the sight of Ray’s deadly “Spiritual Warrior” self-help retreat, to display a billboard showing a distressed dog in a parked car next to the caption “A Sweat Lodge Can Kill You. A Parked Car Can Kill Him. Dogs Overheat Faster Than Humans.”
Three people died and several others were injured during Ray’s 2009 death lodge ceremony.
One of the victims, 49-year-old Liz Neuman of Prior Lake, Minnesota died of multiple-organ failure after the ceremony. The other two victims, 38-year-old Kirby Brown of Westtown, New York, and 40-year-old James Shore of Wisconsin, each fell victim to heat stroke after being in the sweat tent.
This is also preposterous given that PETA killed over 94 percent of the adoptable dogs and cats in their care last year. In fact, I’m pretty sure that most of their dogs are put down by locking them in their employee cars in Norfolk.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Summer Stickiness
Jun 28th
Summertime is often a sticky thing for a four year old. Yesterday Cartney befriended a playground slug. Convinced it could talk, he carried it four blocks back to the house where he insisted to Mom that he be allowed to keep it in his room.
A fight ensued and the slug was forced to relocate to an outdoors plant, by which time it was barely moving. I had never had to scrub slug snot from a child’s hands before, and let me tell you, that is NOT easy. Layers upon layers of dried slime is not easy to remove with soap and hot water.
Then on the way to the airport, Cartney paused to allow me to snap his photo while he put a plastic wrapper from a freezer pop on his forehead. By 6 PM he was coated with slug snot, peanut butter and jelly and the sticky residue of a freezer pop. Life can be pretty cool when you’re four.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Palo Alto Southern Pacific Railroad Depot
Jun 27th
Monday means I’m flying somewhere again. This time its back out to the left coast to Palo Alto California. Going to spend some quality time with a big customer out there.
So blogging might be a little erratic or non existent with most updates coming late in the evening. If you haven’t checked out the archives, you will definitely find some interesting things in there.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The TSA are Retards: 45 Minutes to Probe Dying 95 YO Woman’s Diaper
Jun 27th
The TSA continues to wage their war against the American People. This time they strip searched a dying woman to see what she had hidden in her diaper. The woman was travelling home to Michigan to die from her battle with leukemia when she was humiliated by the Obama administration’s blue shirted thugs at a Panama City airport.
From the NewsHerald here:
Jean Weber of Destin filed a complaint with the Department of Homeland Security after her 95-year-old mother was detained and extensively searched last Saturday while trying to board a plane to fly to Michigan to be with family members during the final stages of her battle with leukemia.
Her mother, who was in a wheelchair, was asked to remove an adult diaper in order to complete a pat-down search.
Weber’s mother entered the airport’s security checkpoint in a wheelchair because she was not stable enough to walk through. Weber said she did not know whether her mother had triggered an alarm during the 45 minutes they were detained. Her mother was first pulled aside into a glass-partitioned area and patted down. Then she was taken to another room to protect her privacy during a more extensive search.
She said security personnel then came out and told her they would need for her mother to remove her Depends diaper because it was soiled and was impeding their search.
Retards. If you put on a blue shirt and work for the TSA you are a retarded american. Anyone who can’t use their god given rights to tell right from wrong and use good judgement shouldn’t be paid my tax dollars in order to harass dying citizens. Won’t Congress do something to stop this idiocy?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Captain America Movie Looks Spectacular!
Jun 24th
Marvel has really been outdoing itself lately with its Avengers movies. Ironman surpassed all expectations. The second one? Icing on that cake. Thor was incredible, with a fantastic retelling on the Norse God of Thunder. And here comes Captain America, a hero so old in the Marvel Universe that even the original artwork looks amateurish. But this movie looks like a fantastic retelling just like the others.
Thanks to Ed of RightRant for posting this. I was bouncing up and down in my chair shouting “Yes!” with glee!
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Byron Sonne Is Some Great Freedom Tester Boys!
Jun 24th
Leftists love the action of anarchists and mobs. That’s why they collectively creamed their shorts over the arrest of Byron Sonne for possession of explosives during the runup of the G20 last year. An agitator willing to face down the cops?!! OH BOY! And, he spent 11 months in jail while hairy leftist women like Madison Kelly, aka digimer, pined away publicly in Canadian newsrags for his freedom, all the while refusing to shave her legs.
Now that Sonne is really famous for being on the radio recently during a morning drive time, the collective wisdom of good Canadians is finally showing, and their disdain for this douchenozzle would-be bomber is on display. Ironically, none of his defenders from Hacklab in Toronto have logged into the news site here to parlay with Sonne’s critics.
From CBC here:
A Toronto man who spent 11 months in jail on G20-related charges says his actions before his arrest were aimed at testing the limits of freedom in Canada.
Byron Sonne, 38, posted online pictures of the security fence around the G20 summit site last year in downtown Toronto, the police officers on duty, and maps showing the location of security cameras.
Four days before the summit kicked off on June 26, police raided Sonne’s million-dollar Forest Hill home. He was among the first to be arrested in connection with the G20.
He was released on $250,000 bail after spending 11 months in custody.
Testing the limits of freedom? That’s what they call bombing attempts in Canada? How’d that test work out for Byron?
And if you are an inattentive leftist, you would have to read down in the article about another 15 paragraphs to find out that Byron Sonne had massive amounts of TATP, the same explosives used by jailed terrorist Richard Reid, in his garage- a home paid for, by the way, by his rich ex-wife’s parents- the same wife who ditched his angry, anarchist ass for good following her own arrest for being associated with him.
Here is what Sonne’s fellow Canadians have to say:
CalvinS 2011/06/24
at 3:07 PM ET
He is so full of crap, that if he shook his head there would be excrement on the walls. Him and all the rest of the rabble that cause the trouble and created most of the expenses for this summit should be fined to cover the cost of the police. Canadajcisex 2011/06/23
at 4:37 PM ET
Next time I receive a speeding ticket, I’ll just tell the judge I was simply trying to get the attention of the police!Lasher500 2011/06/23
at 12:03 PM ET
“I just wanted to see exactly what is the state of freedom in Canada? What does a person have to do to get the attention of the government?”
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Guess the uber-dork knows now.I listened to him on CBC radio this morning, complaining of his plight. He sounds bright and articulate. His actions say otherwise.
griffin TO 2011/06/23
at 11:31 AM ET
“I just wanted to see exactly what is the state of freedom in Canada? ”Really…how’s this…
“Your freedom end’s when it threatens the safety of others”.Our is that to difficult for you to understand?
This guy goes back to trial on November 7. Wouldn’t it be lulzy if he gets busted for violation of his bail?
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Jun 24th
This beautiful summer night started out with some tunes in downtown Herndon followed by a wagon ride. The boy is definitely asserting his independence now that he is four. He didn’t want to ride the wagon back and forth to the grocery store. He wanted to PULL.
And that made me thirsty so I got to have my beer chaufeurred home.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Metro’s “See Something Say Something” Program Works Too Well
Jun 24th
Yet another reason to dread riding the DC Metro- I mean, besides dancing freaks like this:
From the Examiner here:
Metro has responded to 339 calls for service in the first half of 2011 involving a suspicious person, package, bomb threat or similar condition, according to the transit agency. That’s almost two cases every day.
Not all of those cases resulted in a station shutdown, of course. But some, such as the bomb scare in Rockville on June 13 closed down multiple stations as the chaos surrounding a woman’s alleged threat on a Red Line train caused riders to flee onto the train tracks, which in turn forced the agency to shut down power to the tracks.
And with most of the escalators chronically broken, good luck evacuating anyone with any sense of urgency.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Obama is a Dolt
Jun 24th
The highest honor you can award a soldier is the Congressional Medal of Honor. The worst disservice you can award a soldier is to screw up his name because you are an idiotic president who can’t speak without a teleprompter.
From Hotair here:
“Throughout my service, first as a senator and then as a presidential candidate and then as a President, I’ve always run into you guys. And for some reason it’s always in some rough spots.
First time I saw 10th Mountain Division, you guys were in southern Iraq. When I went back to visit Afghanistan, you guys were the first ones there. I had the great honor of seeing some of you because a comrade of yours, Jared Monti, was the first person who I was able to award the Medal of Honor to who actually came back and wasn’t receiving it posthumously.”
The problem is, Jared Monti was killed in action in Afghanistan, on June 21, 2006. He was awarded the Medal of Honor posthumously, September 17, 2009. President Obama handed the framed medal to his parents, Paul and Janet Monti. He and the First Lady comforted them in the Oval Office following the ceremony.
Obama did award a non-posthumous MoH to Salvatore Giunta last year. It doesn’t speak well of Obama that he couldn’t get the names right in what appear to be prepared remarks for the troops.
This guy is a true maroon. Is it 2012 yet?
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...ZOMFG! OJ Did It!
Jun 23rd
OJ is going to give a jailhouse confession that he did actually kill Nicole Brown Simpson, but it was in self defense. What??!! OJ murdered someone!?? No. Effing. Way.
From the DailyMail here via HotAir:
O.J Simpson has confessed to Oprah Winfrey that he murdered his former wife, it has been reported.
The talk show host made headlines recently saying that one of her regrets was never having got the shamed former sportsman to confess to the killing.And it appears her wish may well have come true with reports Simpson has already told one of her producers in an interview from jail that he knifed ex-wife Nicole in self-defence – a confession he will now repeat to the talk show queen during a spectacular televised sit down interview.
I know what everyone is saying- that glove didn’t fit, so we must acquit! Someone please dig up Johnny Cochrane’s rotting corpse and slap it for me.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...James Ray- Convicted Moonbat Killer
Jun 23rd
In most sane religions, only 10 percent of your wealth is expected to be given as a tithe. James Ray was a cult leader wannabe who charged double most people’s annual salaries just to participate in a few of his lectures to understand his “secret” to life. These talks included all of the eastern religious symbolism and brain washing techniques that gave godless liberals a sensation that they were being spiritually ministered, when in fact, they were only be setup to have their bank accounts drained. Then James Ray wanted to steal activities from the barbaric American Indian rituals, so he created a heated dome, called it a sweat lodge, and proceeded to bake three people to death inside of it. Now he has been found guilty of his crimes by a jury who took a mere 24 hours to decide that he was responsible for the deaths of Kirby Brown, James Shore and Liz Neuman.
From CBS here, with thanks to Toadbile for the link,
Self-help author James Arthur Ray, who led a deadly sweat lodge ceremony in Arizona, was found guilty of three counts of negligent homicide Wednesday.
Jurors in the case against Ray began deliberating Tuesday after a four-month trial.
Ray showed no reaction as the verdict was read. Prosecutors asked that Ray be taken into custody immediately, but the judge denied the request.
More than 50 people participated in the October 2009 sweat lodge that was meant to be the highlight of Ray’s five-day “Spiritual Warrior” seminar near Sedona. Three people died following the sauna-like ceremony meant to provide spiritual cleansing. Eighteen were hospitalized, while several others were given water to cool down at the scene.
Two participants – Kirby Brown, 38, of Westtown, N.Y., and James Shore, 40, of Milwaukee – died upon arrival at a hospital. Liz Neuman, 49, of Prior Lake, Minn., slipped into a coma and died more than a week later at a Flagstaff hospital.
Ray became a self-help superstar by using his charismatic personality and convincing people his words would lead them to spiritual and financial wealth. He used free talks to recruit people to expensive seminars like the Sedona retreat that led to the sweat lodge tragedy. Participants paid up to $10,000 for the five-day program intended to push people beyond their physical and emotional limits.
Ray’s popularity soared after appearing in the 2006 Rhonda Byrne documentary “The Secret,” and Ray promoted it on “The Oprah Winfrey Show” and “Larry King Live.”
Thanks for this Oprah. Ray is still a free man pending his sentencing, after which I’m certain he will be appealing. But this is a huge win for the victims’ families. And now do you think liberals will stop believing in pseudo religious symbolism and idiotic substitutions for spirituality? Nah… doubt it.
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Bad Bullet Placement Leads to Very Happy Father’s Day
Jun 22nd
Thanks to IOwntheWorld here:
I can’t do 45 minutes. But no wonder this guy is smiling so big.
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Half Dressed Businessman Still Making Headlines
Jun 22nd
Its summertime, so the businessman who loves to fly in frilly negligees is back making headlines. I blogged about this annoying freak before. I think he is trolling to attempt to get either an airline or TSA involved in a lolsuit. In this article below, referenced by Drudge, the man is in San Francisco. The article mentions how a black dude was booted from a flight for having saggy pants, but this freaky old white dude can fly without harassment.
From SFGate here:
Six days before a college football player was arrested at San Francisco International Airport in a dispute that began when a US Airways employee asked him to pull up his sagging pants, a man who was wearing little but women’s undergarments was allowed to fly the airline, a US Airways spokeswoman conceded Tuesday.
A photo of the scantily clad man was provided to The Chronicle by Jill Tarlow, a passenger on the June 9 flight from Fort Lauderdale, Fla., to Phoenix. Tarlow said other passengers had complained to airline workers before the plane boarded, but that employees had ignored those complaints.
So he’s been seen in DFW and SFO. Anyone else see this fruitcake at another airport? All of his astroglide gets confiscated by TSA so at least he won’t lube up in flight.
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