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Archive for August, 2009
Liberals Trade Blood for Oil
Aug 31st
How many times during the Gulf War and the Operation Iraqi Freedom did you see liberal nitwits chanting about “No blood for oil!” Well Gordon Brown, the liberal leader of the United Kingdom traded a convicted terrorist who was supposedly sick for drilling rights in Libya. No blood for oil? Yeah right.
From the Times here:
The British government decided it was “in the overwhelming interests of the United Kingdom” to make Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi, the Lockerbie bomber, eligible for return to Libya, leaked ministerial letters reveal.
Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.
The letters were sent two years ago by Jack Straw, the justice secretary, to Kenny MacAskill, his counterpart in Scotland, who has been widely criticised for taking the formal decision to permit Megrahi’s release.
Pundits in the US are saying this is the end of the Brown government. There will be a call for a vote of no confidence and a new government will be formed. I don’t know, but I don’t think we are finished with seeing liberals surrender to terrorists yet. Hot Air points to another pundit that says that Obama had to have given some type of consent to this, but again, that is likely not the case. Just as Blair was not Bush’s lapdog, Brown is not Obama’s lapdog either. But I don’t think Obama objected very loudly to this terrorist’s release. Obama is too busy sending wiggers to the Bahamas.
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Loading ...Spider-Mouse
Aug 31st
Marvel Comics to be sold to Disney for 4 BILLION Bucks.
From Breitbart here:
The Walt Disney Co. is buying Marvel Entertainment Inc. for $4 billion in cash and stock, bringing such characters as Iron Man and Spider-Man into the family of Mickey Mouse and WALL-E.
Under the deal, which was announced Monday and is expected to close by the end of the year, Disney will acquire the rights to 5,000 Marvel characters. Many of them, including the Fantastic Four and the X-Men, were co-created by the comic book legend Stan Lee.
Disney CEO Robert Iger said Marvel’s comic books, TV shows, movies and video games amounted to “a treasure trove of content.” Iger said the deal would bring benefits like the ones Disney got from buying “Toy Story” creator Pixar Animation Studios Inc. for $7.4 billion in stock in 2006.
I wonder if this means that Universal will have to shut down the Marvel attractions in their Orlando amusement park?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Tamborine Crown
Aug 31st
We went to the RenFest yesterday to enjoy pirate sea chanteys, beer and turkey legs. Cartney had a great time in his hand-made costume. He was banging his tamborine to the music and alternately trying to wear it as a crown.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Horton Hears a What What
Aug 30th
Horton the elephant lives in the ghetto.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Congresswoman Diane Watson Thinks Executing Thousands of Rich People is Awesome
Aug 30th
Leftists are going completely over the edge now that Obama is in power. They are no longer afraid of speaking their filthy minds about how they love murderers who execute anyone who makes money. At a Town Hall this degenerate bragged about her admiration for Fidel Castro and the murderous Che Guevara who had thousands of men women and children lined up and executed. This is from ABC here with thanks to Michelle Malkin:
Is this woman urging violent means to achieve universal healthcare?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Big Mac and the Mythical Creatures Venn Diagram
Aug 29th
I ran across this on Fark, and thought it was a great diagram of how people came up with horrifying mythical creatures. Noticeably absent are the dragon class of creatures, but the three dog rings overlapping to create the Cerberus more than makes up for this deficiency. Here it is below, but click the image to see the full size.
But you know its time to get off the Internet when you encounter one mythical creature so terrifying that if you ponder its origin, you may be up all night. Beware…
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...11 PM Music: Franz Ferdinand – “Ulysses”
Aug 28th
Been a fan of these guys for a while and they just keep getting better.
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Aug 28th
Tragedy struck today in an ironic twist of fate when the Hearse containing the deceased body of Senator Edward Kennedy plunged off a narrow bridge near Chappaquiddick Island in Massachusetts.
The driver, 36 Year Old Hector Hernandez, a recent immigrant to this country, was trapped in the vehicle and drowned. The Hearse was part of a funeral procession for Kennedy as it passed points in Massachusetts that were special to the Senator’s life.
The grieving Kennedy family, saddened by the death of the citizenship-challenged Latino, were relieved when the flag-draped casket containing the Senator’s body bobbed to the surface of the water. The body was recovered and the burial at Arlington National Cemetery will continue as planned.
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(3 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...How to Bypass Network Filters With an SSH Tunnel
Aug 28th
Can’t get to Facebook or your other favorite sites on the Internet from work because the network admins are blocking you with a proxy? You might be able to get around these restrictions by implementing an SSH tunnel.
An SSH tunnel will keep your connection secure, protect your passwords and bypass any restrictions on the sites you visit.
Here’s how you do it.
- Step 1: Get an SSH account on an external webserver. Many web hosting companies will also allow you to have an SSH account in addition to your web hosting access. Usually this is free or just a few bucks more per month.
- Step 2: Get Putty from here. Putty is a great SSH and Telnet client. It is also the software that allows for a local computer like yours to tunnel connections to your SSH server.
- Step 3: Configure Your Tunnel. Once Putty is installed, you need to configure your connection to your SSH server. Type in the hostname of your SSH server or your server’s IP address. Then, in the left, expand the SSH tree and click on Tunnels. Click the Dynamic radio button and put 80 in the Source port box like this:
Then click on add. D80 should now be listed in the Forwarded ports box. Now click back on Session at the top of the tree and give this session a name and click save. Now open the session and login to your SSH server.
- Step 4: Configure Your Browser. Every web browser has the capability to use a proxy. What you want to do is configure your browser to use your own machine as a SOCKS proxy. With Firefox, you do this by clicking on Tools, then Options. Click the Network Tab and then click the settings button. You should see this screen:
Click the Manual Proxy Configuration button. For SOCKS Host, type in localhost and set the port to 80. Make sure the SOCKS v5 button is checked too. Then click OK and you are done. You should now have a working tunnel.
To test whether the tunnel is working, go to a site such as WhatismyIP.com. The IP address displayed at the top of that page should be the IP of your SSH server, not your corporate firewall or company proxy server.
If this does not work, it may be due to restricted SSH outbound access in your organization, or there is a local workstation controlset that prohibits you from changing your proxy settings. And remember, if you do this, you may be violating corporate policy, which could get you fired, so use at your own risk.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...What People Won’t Do to Make Hippies Take a Shower
Aug 27th
This is a hilarious concept.
- Step 1: Build ridiculously expensive shower to rinse hippies clean.
- Step 2: Fill bathtub with swamp mud and plants.
- Step 3: Tell Hippies its okay to drink their bath water.
- Step 4: Laugh and go Eeeeewww!
From the DailyMail here:
Eco-thinkers have come up with an amazing new way to create drinking water – by putting plants in the bottom of a shower.
Designers Jun Yasumoto, Vincent Vandenbrouk, Olivier Pigasse, and Alban Le Henry came up with the concept when looking for new ways to recycle precious H2O.
After you have washed in the special eco-shower the water passes down into a series of physical filters and is treated by plants such as reeds and rushes growing around your feet. Yasumoto, 34, said: ‘These plants have been proven to be able to remove the chemicals from your shampoo.
”With this project, we tried to combine the pleasure of taking a shower with the satisfaction of recycling water. We wanted the recycling process to actually interact with the use of shower.
Any society that has the ability to create a retarded shower like this also has the ability to desalinate ocean water. Water does not need to be recycled, therefore it is not precious. But having a monstrosity like this “Shrek-in-the-Swamp shower” in an Eco-worshiper’s home is not about conserving water anyways- its about inflating their already swollen ego and sense of self-worth in the way they carry out their religious rituals. Catholics kneel and take communion. Eco-religionists recycle bottles and bathe in holy water generated from their own showers.
Thanks to Ed at RightRant for the link!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Five Pillars of Cyber Security
Aug 27th
Heading back from GFIRST today. On the way out I snapped this pic of the DHS poster depicting the session tracks. It shows the five pillars of cyber security which is a play on the five pillars of Islam. I wonder how long it will take for Muslims to get outraged over this?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Cheater in Tyson’s Corner
Aug 26th
William Taylor of Centreville, VA was busted by his wife as a cheater when she found evidence of an affair on his cellphone.
As retribution she made him do this below, but somehow I don’t think the marriage will be saved.
From NBCLA here:
Shame can be a powerful punishment. Just ask the guy who had to stand at the corner of Leesburg Pike and International Drive in Tysons Corner, Va., on Wednesday morning.
You know, the guy wearing the sign that said, “I CHEATED. THIS IS MY PUNISHMENT.”
William Taylor, of Centreville, Va., told a passerby that he cheated on his wife — and she found evidence of it on his cell phone. So the wife doled out a rather creative punishment: He had to stand at the intersection during morning rush, wearing the handmade sign.
Leesburg Pike in Tysons Corner is one of the most traffic-clogged arteries in the area, making for maximum viewing pleasure.
His wife seems like a bit of a ball-breaking bitch, dontcha think? And Mr. Taylor here seems like a welcome mat too, letting her walk all over him this way. Saying sorry and getting some counseling would be more manly.
So do you agree with this punishment? Is the woman asking too much and is this guy a wimp for degrading himself this way? Or do you think this whole thing is an elaborate stunt?
UPDATE! As usual, if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
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(2 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Reason 210 to HomeSchool: One Teacher Fired for Banging Student; Three More Fired for Covering it Up
Aug 26th
Robert Hawkins, a 43 year-old slob of a math teacher, started banging his 17 year old student. When Hawkins bragged about it in the teacher’s lounge and over email, his teacher buddies laughed about it, shared high-fives and slapped him on the back. Now all four of the teachers are fired.
From Philly.com here:
A sexual relationship between a Bucks County teacher and a 17-year-old female student has resulted in the teacher’s arrest and dismissal, and the resignation or suspension of three other teachers who knew about the relationship.
Robert C. Hawkins, a math teacher at Council Rock South High School, turned himself in to police yesterday morning. He was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and corruption of a minor after he allegedly had a five-month sexual relationship with the student.
The Council Rock School District, after conducting its own investigation, concluded that three other teachers knew about the relationship and did not report it to school officials or police. The police affidavit outlining the charges against Hawkins referred to e-mails between Hawkins and unnamed “associates.”
One of the teachers has resigned, and two have been suspended with intent to dismiss.
Hawkins and the girl began talking on the phone and text-messaging each other in November, with Hawkins initiating the conversations. More than 6,000 messages were exchanged, including messages from Hawkins saying he had checked to find out the age of consent for sexual relations. The two engaged in sex numerous times at Hawkins’ home, from December to April, the affidavit said.
Hawkins had shown the girl sexually explicit pictures on his laptop of another female student at Council Rock South.
Way to go scumbag. You got yourself and your three friends fired because you can’t keep your hands off of your students. As a registered sex offender I guess you can get a job as a landscaper.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Where They Manufacture News
Aug 26th
This is the escalator to news heaven at the CNN center in Atlanta. Not sure why entering through a big globe is a requirement. There is a food court below so the place smells like cheese fries and Nancy Grace.
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Ted Kennedy Died of Swimmers Ear
Aug 26th
Awwww. The senior senator of Massachusetts kicked the bucket tonight due to what is believed to be a lingering case of Swimmer’s Ear.
Ted Kennedy won the cancer race between him and the Lockerbie terrorist in their quest for death. One had cancerous swimmers ear and the other had cancer of the ass. The terrorist with the cancer of the ass is surprisingly still alive.
From the WaPo here:
Edward M. Kennedy, one of the most powerful and influential senators in American history and one of three brothers whose political triumphs and personal tragedies captivated the nation for decades, died at 77.
Kennedy, a Massachusetts Democrat, was the last survivor of a privileged and charismatic family that in the 1960s dominated American politics and attracted worldwide attention. As heir through tragedy to his accomplished older brothers — President John F. Kennedy and Sen. Robert F. Kennedy (D-N.Y.), both of whom were assassinated — Edward Kennedy became the patriarch of his clan and a towering figure in the U.S. Senate to a degree neither of his siblings had been.
So sad that the fat lush died of swimmers ear. Mary Jo Kopechne is finally resting in peace.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Heading to Hot-Lanta
Aug 25th
Going down to Atlanta for the next few days to attend the G-FIRST conference. The conference is sponsored by Department of Homeland Security and is aimed at cyber security first responders and incident handlers. I don’t know how much opportunity I will have to blog so feel free to peruse the archives.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...New Fresh Islamic Hell: Throw Babies Off of Mosque
Aug 25th
Sacrificing animals, deep beliefs in witchcraft, legalized beating of women, and Jew hating aren’t even the worst things that Muslims do for fun. The latest “cultural” aspect of this barbaric religion is the ritualized tossing of 100 babies from the atop the 50 foot tall Baba Umer Durga mosque in India.
You hold the infants by the feet and hands, shake them real hard and then toss them 50 feet below to villagers holding a sheet. Somehow this is supposed to provide good health to the family, but I don’t think so. Check out the googley-eyed terrified infant at the end of the video.
I continue to be surprised at the depravity of Muslims around the world, but why I don’t know. Hat tip to BT in SA for the story.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 6) Loading ...Note to Cops: When Testing New TASERS, Don’t Shoot the Duster Huffing Homeless Dude
Aug 25th
Police in Columbus Ohio finally got their TASERS for the department. The very next day they went huntin’ for huffers behind the local Staples and found Dan Wood, homeless and high on Duster Spray. So they set their TASERS on Flambe’.
From the Columbus Dispatch here:
It didn’t take Lancaster police long to discover a potential danger with their newly issued stun guns: They can set their targets on fire.
One day after officers received Tasers this week, two of them were patting out the flames on Daniel Wood, a 31-year-old homeless man who reportedly had been inhaling a chemical from a spray can to get high.
“Clearly, this is not the way we’d hoped to get started,” Bailey said. “But I’m glad the suspect is OK, and this gives us an opportunity to review how we will do things from this point.”
Okay, this is funny enough if you just imagine the cops of Reno 911 shooting this wild-eyed mulletized vagrant. His last name is WOOD, so of course he’s flammable! But this money quote from Fox18 is even better:
“He was kicking his arms and flailing around a lot. The police officers warned him that they’d Taser him if he didn’t calm down. Of course he didn’t. When they hit him [with the Taser] he just went ‘poof,’” recalled Ellis. That “poof” was a fire that ignited on 31-year-old Daniel Wood’s chest.
Thanks to Trench for the story! Want to see another Duster Huffer walking on sunshine?
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Islam Means Mysogyny: Malaysian Woman to Be Caned for Drinking a Beer
Aug 24th
In Malaysia you can drink beer and wine, but not if you are in the 60% majority of Islamic people. If you get busted drinking beer you can be severely punished. No woman has ever been caned, but the religious police want to make an example of Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno because she is beautiful and famous.
From Fox here:
Officials say the caning of a Muslim model who was apprehended for drinking beer has been postponed until after the Islamic fasting month.
Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno originally had been scheduled to enter a women’s prison Monday before being lashed six times with a rattan cane some time this week.
However, Mohamad Sahfri Abdul Aziz, a legislator in charge of religious affairs, says the caning will be carried out after the current Muslim fasting month of Ramadan. It began Saturday and will end in mid-September.
He says the decision was made at the last minute for compassionate reasons on the advice of the Attorney General’s office.
Ah, the famous Islamic compassion. You know it- its when terrorists walk free from prison because they are sick, but women get beaten with sticks for sipping suds. Why the double standard? Allah says they have it coming.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Alpaca Attacks in UK up 10000%
Aug 24th
LOL, this does not bode well for Alpaca farmers.
From the Sun here:
A FARMER was airlifted to hospital after becoming the first person in Britain to be attacked by an ALPACA.
Prize-winning alpaca farmer Rob Rawlins was preparing to shear the shaggy beast on Saturday morning when it sank its teeth into his lower left arm.It took three colleagues to prise the male’s jaws apart and free Mr Rawlins from its grip at Wellground Alpaca Stud Farm in Bratton, near Westbury, Wilts.
Alpacas are known to be very docile animals and don’t normally bite, in fact, this may be the first alpaca bite recorded in 14 years.
These suckers don’t look like they have more than 3 big teeth, but I suppose it would be bad form to just walk up to these fluffy critters and hug them. And can a single occurence count for a 10000 percent increase in frequency? I love statistics.
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