Remember those Muslim comic books called the 99? British TV wants to create a TV series about it so it can spread Islamic values. Like no carbombing on Fridays, and beating women for showing their faces.

From the Telegraph here:

The world’s first Muslim cartoon superheroes have taken the Arab world by storm, and now they are headed for British television screens. Named the 99, as each possesses one of Allah’s 99 attributes, the characters include a burka-clad woman named Batina the Hidden and a Saudi Arabian Hulk-type man named Jabbar the Powerful.

They have proved a hit from Morocco to Indonesia and were recently named as one of the top 20 trends sweeping the world by Forbes magazine.

Now they are being brought to British television by Endemol, the production company behind Big Brother, with a mission to instill Islamic values in children across all faiths.

However, despite being called the 99, there will never be a full cast of 99 superheroes since it is forbidden to depict all Allah’s attributes.

Wow, yet another incredibly stupid rule of Islam. I have a handpainted canvas of all of Allah’s attributes together, and shockingly, there is a 100th attribute that shows Allah eating a ham and bacon sandwich with one hand and stroking Buddha’s engorged 3-inch penis with the other.

Thanks to Mary for the article. Want to see the strengths and weaknesses of these Islamic terrorists superheroes? Click here.

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