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Archive for June, 2012
Assange Loses Extradition Battle- Time to Pretend He’s an Asspie
Jun 7th
Julian Assange lost his court case and will be extradited to Sweden to face rape charges. But if he pretends he’s retarded or has Aspergers like Beloved UK cyber-criminal and kook Gary McKinnon, maybe he can postpone the actual extradition by a decade or more.
From IceNews here:
WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange will be extradited to Sweden to face charges of rape and sexual assault after losing his Supreme Court appeal in the UK.
Judges, who heard the case in February, dismissed the 40-year-old’s appeal on Wednesday (May 30) by a majority of five to two.
Assange’s lawyers said the European arrest warrant for the former computer hacker was “invalid and unenforceable”. Despite admitting that the point of law was difficult to resolve, however, Supreme Court president Lord Phillips said the extradition was fair and lawful.
Assange is accused of sexually molesting and coercing one woman and raping another after giving a lecture in Stockholm in August 2010. He denies the charges and claims they are politically motivated and an attempt to punish him for releasing thousands of confidential documents that embarrassed several governments.
To avoid extradition, Julian Assange must immediately:
1. Pretend to be mentally retarded.
2. Complain to the liberal press that extradition of a mentally ill person is cruel.
3. Have liberal activists protest anyone in the judiciary.
4. Repeat ad infinitum.
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The #IWantRepeal Online Petition Campaign
Jun 7th
The Republicans seem to be getting with the times. They have a really nifty twitter campaign to repeal Obamacare which features a UStream of the petitions getting printed out in real time. Rather slick. Yeah, you should sign up too.
And the UStream is below:
Live stream by Ustream
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Change Your LinkedIn Password and Discard It
Jun 7th
In case you haven’t heard, someone stole the unsalted hashes of passwords for the LinkedIn website. 6.5 million of them! The hashes are just that- hashes of passwords, but crowds of hackers are already cracking and posting the true passwords online. No usernames, mind you, but the passwords are, for all intents and purposes, permanently unusable now. Why? Because those hashes are now known, and these hashes will be added to master lists of hashes called “Rainbow Tables.”
And should that hash exist elsewhere in another online account- say for your favorite travel website, or team collaboration site, or dating site, or any other personal login elsewhere- should that hash ever get exposed, hackers will instantly know the true unencrypted cleartext password for your hash.
So if you are a LinkedIn user, change your password if you haven’t already done so. Then think and identify everywhere else you use that password and change those passwords too. Those 6.5 million passwords should be considered toxic if used anywhere else from now on.
You can even use the “LeakedIn” website here to see if any other passwords you commonly use have been exposed by the breach. Visit Shiflett’s blog post here to learn more about the online password checker.
Finally, as a best practice, you should never use the same password for all of your online services accounts. And whatever you do, make sure any online services account such as the ones for facebook, twitter, and LinkedIn, don’t match the passwords used for internal corporate and other secure accounts.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Agent Phil Coulson Can Kick Ass
Jun 5th
The saddest part of the Avengers movie was the demise of SHIELD Agent Phil Coulson. There should have been so much more of THIS.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Taste the Tears: Progressives Lose Wisconsin; Declare Death of Democracy
Jun 5th
This is what a Democrat male looks like. Weeps openly on camera and hysterical rather than logical.
Seriously, this effete person needs to get the sand out of his vagina. This is what Democracy looks like, except for the bullshit recall movement in the first place. You know who else is behind the Wisconsin victory of Scott Walker? Eric Cartman. I also just heard Scott Walker say he is going to invite all of the lawmakers to the governor’s mansion for a cookout. Hope he serves the Democrats some chili.
Scott Tenorman Must Die
Get More: SOUTH
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Engineer Guy: How Lasers Work
Jun 5th
This is just old material from my days at Engineering school, but to me the coolest thing is when he shines the light on the ruby. That was cool.
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Midgets Pissed that Tall People Were Cast for Snow White Movie
Jun 5th
A prominent midget group is hopping mad over being left out of the casting call for the roles of dwarves in the new Snow White and the Huntsman movie. And to add insult to injury, the limbs of the normal sized actors were distorted by CGI, as well as their heads made to look larger.
From TMZ here:
The producers of “Snow White and the Huntsman” passed over able-bodied little people to fill the iconic roles of Snow White’s dwarfs — casting big people instead — and a prominent little people organization is pissed.
A rep for “Little People of America” tells TMZ, “This means both casting people with dwarfism as characters that were specifically written to be played by little people … and other roles that would be open to people of short stature.”
In case you didn’t know — the dwarfs in the new movie are played by normal-sized actors, whose limbs were either digitally shrunk, or whose faces were digitally transplanted onto little people’s bodies.
Seriously, they couldn’t get any midget actors? They all ain’t wrestling, ya know. Maybe midgets freak Kristen Stewart out.
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*Cough* Can’t.. *Cough* Stop.. *Cough* Tweeting..
Jun 5th
China is bent out of shape that the US embassy in Beijing keeps an hourly twitter update about the poor air quality in the city. They have formally requested that the US knock that stuff off.
From Yahoo here:
China told foreign embassies Tuesday to stop publishing their own reports on air quality in the country, escalating its objections to a popular U.S. Embassy Twitter feed that tracks pollution in smoggy Beijing.
Only the Chinese government is authorized to monitor and publish air quality information and data from other sources may not be standardized or rigorous.
In Washington, State Department spokesman Mark Toner said the U.S. had no plans to stop providing the service.
“You know, air pollution, quite frankly, is a problem in many cities and regions in China,” he told a news briefing.The air quality readings are rated according to a U.S. Environmental Protection Agency standard that is more stringent than the one used by the Chinese government.
The twitter feed, boring as it may be is located here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Indians Still Trying to Rip Off the White Man
Jun 5th
Have you seen these laughably outrageous commercials on late night TV for quick cash loans from a “Native American” bank? They offer $5000 for 117% interest over 84 months. You pay back $40,000 for a $5000 loan.
And just in case you aren’t sure the bitch is ripping you off like a true Injun would, she is wearing a turquoise necklace and has a rattail in her hair.
Talk about your trail of tears, you’ll be crying all the way to the bankruptcy lawyer’s office.
Who knew Indians had any equity to lend against? I got out of repaying my loan by sending in some old blankets left over from an 1870′s outbreak of some kind. Suddenly they all quit calling.
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Knows Who’s Convinced of the Zombie Apocolypse? Blacks in Miami
Jun 4th
Black people in Miami are terrified now of zombies due to the recent spate of cannibalism reports in the region and around the country. How this crazy white dude in the video below didn’t end up in the ER is beyond me.
And it also occurs to me that if you are a neighborhood watchman wishing to keep hoodie-wearing-skittles-munchers out of your gated community, try some zombie makeup. It might work.
Thanks to:
Zombie Prank In Miami Almost Goes Horribly Wrong bit.ly/M4TCBj #tcot
— Patrick Dollard (@PatDollard) June 4, 2012
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Casey Anthony is Selling a New Product
Jun 4th
Everyone thought Casey Anthony hauled ass from Florida and disappeared after she was found not guilty of killing her daughter, but not so! She’s been super busy creating and marketing this brand new parenting aide, and she even made this awesome late night TV commercial about it!
She’s not satisfied with just one product. Soon she will release her own brand of duct tape featuring a Care Bears print!
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Dead Kitty Chopper to Catch Flying Mice
Jun 4th
One of the more inventive uses for a dead cat is to convert it into a flying machine like Dutch artist Bart Jansen. The cat, named Orville Wright, has a fitting afterlife suitable for his namesake.
The full story is at the Daily Mail here along with a crummy video that really doesn’t show Orville doing much more than getting off the ground.
I have a cat here that I’d love to convert into a flying machine for Father’s Day. Yeah, I’m lookin’ at you Rogue!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Richard Dawson Kisses the World Goodbye
Jun 3rd
Richard Dawson was famous for his role on Hogan’s Heroes but he was really the man who made the Family Feud an internationally renowned game show. But sometimes you’d get confused whether you were watching the Feud or the Kissing Game.
Richard Dawson, ‘Family Feud’ host and ‘Hogan’s Heroes’ star, dies at 79 – @ABC abcn.ws/KsYtNv
— Breaking News (@BreakingNews) June 3, 2012
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Pakistan is Waging a War on Women with Acid and Lopping Off Noses
Jun 2nd
Pakistan is just as depraved as Afghanistan. Women there are routinely disfigured with acid and having their noses cut off because Islam is a misogynistic barbaric religion that treats women as second class citizens.
From the DailyMail here:
After six years of abuse after marrying at age 13, Allah Rakhi was walking out of her marriage when her husband struck again. Snatching a knife, he sliced off her nose. ‘You’re no longer beautiful!’ he shouted.
He then slashed at her foot – brutal punishment for leaving the house without his permission. ‘A woman is only a woman inside the home, outside she’s a whore!’ he yelled at Rakhi as she lay bleeding on the dusty street just outside her home.
That was 32 years ago.The pics above from left to right are captioned:
Acid attack survivor: Naziran Bibi, 25, shows a picture of herself before the attack, at the Acid Survivors Foundation (ASF), in Islamabad, Pakistan. Naziran, who was treated badly by her second husband and his first wife, was attacked in 2008, by an unknown person while she was sleeping
Victim: Pakistani acid attack survivor, Naila Farhat, 22, was attacked in 2003 by her teacher’s friend, after her parents refused his marriage proposal. She holds a photo of herself before the attack
Survivor: Acid attack survivor, Shamma Maqsood, 24, holds a picture of herself before the vicious assault. Shamma was attacked by her husband on March 20, 2012, following an argument about him being jobless
The fuck??! They have an Acid Survivors Foundation??!! Pakistani men have no problems finding jars of acid that they can use to throw on a woman? And it happens with such frequency that they have gigantic support groups of disfigured women with mangled faces??
When we get out of Afghanistan, we ought to just roll our gear one country to the west. More on Islamic wars on women here and here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...CDC Denies Zombie Outbreak
Jun 2nd
The Center for Disease Control of the US Government now denies that the recent spate of deadly cannibal attacks are in fact zombies risen from the grave or recently infected from other zombie bites.
From the DailyMail here:
U.S. government says zombies are NOT real: Feds forced to deny existence of the undead after spate of bizarre flesh-munching attacks
Following several disturbing incidents involving cannibalism that have set the Internet aflutter with rumours of an impending ‘Zombie Apocalypse,’ the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released a statement on Friday, saying that there is no cause to fear the walking dead.
‘CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms), agency spokesman David Daigle told the Huffington Post.
The CDC decided to weigh in on the zombie question in earnest following a vicious attack that happened in Miami on Saturday, when Rudy Eugene, aged 31, was shot and killed by police while devouring the face of a homeless man.
On Tuesday, Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old student from Maryland, admitted to murdering his roommate, Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, and then eating his heart and parts of his brain.
Law enforcement officials are on the hunt for Luka Rocco Magnotta, a porn actor who killed and dismembered Jun Lin, a Chinese man believed to be his lover, and then raped and ate flesh from the corpse.
The recent instances of cannibalism have driven ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ up to the No. 2 spot on Google’s list of trending search terms
A man in Sweden who allegedly cut off and ate his wife’s lips, followed by a story out of New York where a man chewed the ear off another man at a Staten Island restaurant.
It also has been reported that in New Jersey, a man stabbed himself multiple times in front of police and then threw pieces of his skin and intestines at them.
Just remember. Be silent. Remove the head. And practice your cardio.
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New Green Lantern’s Power Ring is Worn on Something Brown
Jun 1st
Weeks of speculation over which DC character was going to come out of the closet as a rump-ranging friend of Dorothy has been answered. Its the Green Lantern! Holla!
From the NYPost here:
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.
The original Green Lantern – a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years – will be revealed to be a gay man in next week’s issue of “Earth 2.”The Emerald Guardian’s sexuality was rebooted along with the rest of his fictional universe as part of DC’s “New 52″ initiative aimed at rejuvenating their characters.
Robinson, a British writer who lives in San Francisco with his wife, is no stranger to gay characters
“He’s a type-A personality who doesn’t hide in the shadows,” Robinson said.
“I hope he’s a positive figure. If there’s some kind of kid out there who’s reading the comic and who’s worried about the person he is, maybe it will give him a positive sense of who he is. Or maybe a different kid will read it and decide I don’t need to bully some kind of kid in school,” Robinson said.
While a gay wedding in Archie Comics earlier this year and impending same-sex nuptials in a Marvel X-Men comic have recieved a small amount of backlash from angry parents, Robinson said he’s not worried about that because “that kind of negativity is stupid and outmoded. We should be preaching love and tolerance,” he said.
Ya think the series is going to generate dollars, which is really the only thing comic book writers should be concerned about? If so, good for them. If not, will DC stoop to calling its readers “homophobic” for not buying it which is what liberals tend to do? Will DC have to beg for Federal subsidies to keep the book going when no one wants to buy it? And WTF would you want to buy a comic book about “love and tolerance?” Give me the Hulk smashing anyday.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Romney Supporters Turn Tables on Obama Team
Jun 1st
The right sat around for years while leftists like Code Pink tried to make citizens arrests against Bush Officials. Occupy Wall Street is an organized leftist mob. Well the right showed that it can act like a mob too, and it really rattles leftists who aren’t used to tasting their own medicine.
Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa! Solyyyyyndraaa!
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(1 votes, average: 6.00 out of 6) Loading ...Even the Taiwanese Laugh at Bloomberg
Jun 1st
I’m a huge fan of the Big Gulp. Loads of people love a Venti coffee at Starbucks. Both will be banned if Bloomberg gets his way to convert the city of New York into a Nanny State. It is telling to note that the animators deliberately showed Bloomberg using weapons to enforce his ban, which is what will be needed to enforce the ban should sellers ignore any fines.
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