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LulzSec Retards Plead Guilty

Two members of LulzSec, one of whom pretends to be an arm-flapping Asspie sufferer, has pleaded guilty of launching cyber attacks against corporate sites. The LulzSec logo is below, now featuring a glass full of anal leakage:

From CNet here:

Ryan Cleary and Jake Davis, aka “Topiary,” plead guilty to DDoS attacks; two others plead not guilty. The charges centered on events in a 50-day hacking spree last year.

Two British men pleaded guilty today to conspiracy charges related to a spree of attacks on U.S. and U.K. government and corporate Web sites by the LulzSec hacking group last year.

Ryan Cleary, 20, and Jake Davis, a 19-year-old who used the hacker handle “Topiary,” admitted to launching distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks on Web sites including Sony, Nintendo, News International, Arizona State Police, HBGary Federal and PBS, according to The Telegraph.

Cleary pleaded guilty to four additional charges, including hacking into U.S. Air Force computers at the Pentagon. His lawyer says she would fight extradition because her client has Asperger’s Syndrome.

As mentioned before, retarded people don’t get extradited from the UK, as Gary McKinnon has proved. But these hackers are already further along in the justice process, having admitted guilt for idiotic leftist attacks on corporate systems.

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