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Archive for May, 2011
Drudge Headlines: Black Folk Misbehavin’ at Pools and Barbecues!
May 31st
I don’t know what happened this past weekend, but black folk ’round the country have been on a rampage according to Drudgereport Headlines today. Climbing Waterpark fences, storming Great Lake beaches, getting all stabby at Rib festivals.
But you can’t criticize the criminal behavior of blacks or else you are labeled as a racist.
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Chinese Slaves Mining for WOW Gold
May 31st
I had one of my customers telling me the other day about how Chinese prisoners are forced to mine World of Warcraft Gold, but I had no idea they would get smacked by Pandas while they are doing it. That makes it the best prison system in the world. And yet again, Farmville is lampooned.
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Hooray. “Def-Jam” Poets Keep it Real by Catching Bullets Like Rappers
May 31st
Who knew that rhyming while angry could get you gunned down like a rapper? So-called ‘poet’ “Da Real One” was turned into “Da Real Dead One” by what I can only assume to be a North Miami poetry critic, and there are a few of those around.
From CBS here:
North Miami Police are trying to determine what led to the shooting death of local poet Willie Lee Bell, Jr., 46, in front of his Literary Café and Poetry Lounge.
The shooting happened just after 12:30 a.m. on the 900 block of NE 125th Street. Someone drove up and the passenger got out of the car and shot Bell multiple times.
Bell had appeared on HBO’s Def Poetry Jam recently. Bell was known as “Da Real One,” and had also been featured on Rick Ross’ and Pit Bull’s albums. Bell had been on the wrong side of the law in the past. He had been arrested for exploiting a disabled or elderly person and for writing a worthless check.
What rhymes with “Ouch I’ve Been Shot?”
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Little Known Silicon Valley Business
May 31st
So this is where this is. I had no idea that Penny Saver is a Silicon Valley operation, but they occupy a 3rd floor chunk of a non descript building near San Jose. I expect to see big cyber outfits like NVidia, Oracle, EBay, Salesforce and others, but look who’s hiding in the corner.
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Roaring Camp Trainride Through the Redwoods
May 30th
Today was such a very busy day playing tourist in the Silicon Valley area. I wanted to show Cartney and Jess big Redwood trees, and I knew the could see some out by Santa Cruz. Then we heard of the Roaring Camp and their trains through the Redwoods, so we headed there. I had no idea that the region puts on one of the largest and most elaborate Civil War Re-enactments in the State of California there, and we got to see quite a few spectacular sites, costumes, and hear cannons and muskets fire. We did get to ride the train. And we thought it was awesome.
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Chilly Pacific Pose
May 29th
The deep focus of this shot doesn’t do the photo justice- This was taken atop a large hill overlooking the rocky Pacific coast. I was the only one who had pants that went down below my knees. After we took this photo we made a mad dash down the hill to the warmth of the car. Thus is late May in Sonoma by the shore.
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Pacific Coast
May 29th
On the way back from Wine Country, we took a little detour to see the rocky coast of the Pacific Ocean. I wish I could somehow blog an aroma, but the entire landscape, covered in spring blossoms, and mixed with the sea air, was an exotic, heady, lovely perfume.
And it was cold.
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Facebook Founder Slaughters His Own Food
May 28th
I love the freaky-deaky Taiwanese animators, and especially their English Speaking Spokeswoman. Enjoy, especially when Zuckerberg starts collecting coins from Farmville.
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Mater Candy
May 28th
We made it as far down the Russian River Valley wine tasting as the Hop Kiln Winery, where Cartney was able to try to enjoy his Mater Lollipop- a piece of candy that is lollipop on the mouth side and mater teeth on the outside.
It was shortly after this photo was snapped that Cartney dropped his candy on the winery floor where it shattered into shards that were immediately covered with hairs from Californians. Jess stopped him from putting any of the shards back in his mouth, and then Cartney looked at us distressed and insisted that we “buy more mater teeth!”
Jess dragged him out of the crowded winery screaming while I tried to enjoy a couple of more pours of wine. I left with the Pinot Grigio. I found a frazzled Jess and a sobbing almost-four-year-old in the car. And thus ends our tour of the California Wineries. **Le Sigh**
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Poizin – The Wine to Die For
May 28th
Poizin Zinfandel wine is from the awesome Armida Winery. The bottle is awesome, but you might want to get your Zin from another winery. Just Sayin’. Their Pinot Noir here is fantastic and a good price too.
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Mill Creek Vineyards
May 28th
I am between jobs out here in the Bay Area and I brought the family along for the three day weekend. Today we are touring some vineyards and wineries tasting wines we don’t get much of in our own backyard. This is my generous pour of oak fermented Zinfandel
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Organic Farming Continues to Kill People, This Time, its Cucumbers From Spain
May 27th
Organic farming ignores all of the agricultural and scientific advancements in horticulture and farming that was seen in the past couple of centuries in order to grow vegetables that are dangerous for human consumption. “Horrifying Statement!” declares uneducated and liberal dolts, “What about pesticides and the franken-foods of genetic modified food??!” Modern agricultural safety and vegetables grown using pesticides hasn’t killed anyone. In the past few years, I have watched as organic veggies of tomatoes, pistachios, jalapenos, spinach, alfalfa sprouts and now cucumbers waylay retarded hippies who believe that eating organic is somehow better for you.
From Sky here with a big thanks to reader Leon for the tip:
Three people in Britain have been diagnosed with a lethal strain of E.Coli that has already killed five people in Germany.
Almost 300 people in northern Germany are in hospital and around 500 more are being tested for the infection. Organic cucumbers from Spain are the source of the bacteria, but travellers to Germany are also being advised to avoid eating raw tomatoes and lettuce.
Those hit worst by the infection contract haemolytic uraemic syndrome (HUS), a condition that can result in renal failure, seizures, strokes and coma.
I think I like organic farming. As long as its labeled properly, we can consider the methodology to be a way to exterminate hippies. I’m also going to start selling rain water from standing puddles as all-natural organic water. I’ll label it as water “produced without corporate involvement” and I’ll help eliminate pesky liberals by the dozen.
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Haters
May 27th
Loved this cross stitching I saw on a customer’s desk.
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Toronto Couple Work Hard to Screw Up Their Kids
May 27th
This is the purest definition of moonbat parents. They want to force their children to deliberately be gay. By refusing to allow anyone to know what their kids’ gender is, if the kids choose to be anything other than gay upon maturity, they will invoke the wrath of their parents in the unlikely event that they somehow manage to stay together.
Here’s the steps on how to ruin your children.
- Don’t get married.
- Give your kids retarded names.
- Don’t let them get haircuts.
- Make the boys wear pink clothing and girly jewelry
- Ignore any genetic or hormonal roles that gender plays
- Worse, punish the children for being the gender they are born, force them to accept all alternatives
- Don’t provide any type of structured environment in home or in education
- Don’t bring the kids around grandparents for fear that they might ruin your gender reassignment idiocy
From the TorontoStar here:
The email sent recently by Kathy Witterick and David Stocker of Toronto, Canada to announce the birth of their baby, Storm, was missing one important piece of information. “We’ve decided not to share Storm’s sex for now–a tribute to freedom and choice in place of limitation, a stand up to what the world could become in Storm’s lifetime (a more progressive place? …),” it said.
That’s right. They’re not saying whether Storm is a boy or a girl.
There’s nothing ambiguous about the baby’s genitals. But as Stocker puts it: “If you really want to get to know someone, you don’t ask what’s between their legs.” So only the parents, their two other children (both boys), a close friend, and the two midwives who helped deliver the now 4-month-old baby know its gender. Even the grandparents have been left in the dark.
Stocker, a teacher at an alternative school, says that kids receive messages from society that encourage them to fit into existing boxes, including with regard to gender.
The couple’s other two children, Jazz and Kio, haven’t escaped their parents’ unconventional approach to parenting. Though they’re only 5 and 2, they’re allowed to pick out their own clothes in the boys and girls sections of stores and decide whether to cut their hair or let it grow.
Both boys are “unschooled,” a version of homeschooling, which promotes putting a child’s curiosity at the center of his or her education. As Witterick puts it, it’s “not something that happens by rote from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. weekdays in a building with a group of same-age people, planned, implemented and assessed by someone else.”
Because Jazz and Kio wear pink and have long hair, they’re frequently assumed to be girls, according to Stocker. He said he and Witterick don’t correct people–they leave it to the kids to do it if they want to.
But Stocker and Witterick’s choices haven’t always made life easy for their kids. Though Jazz likes dressing as a girl, he doesn’t seem to want to be mistaken for one. He recently asked his mother to let the leaders of a nature center know that he’s a boy. And he chose not to attend a conventional school because of the questions about his gender. Asked whether that upsets him, Jazz nodded.
As for his mother, she’s not giving up the crusade against the tyranny of assigned gender roles.
Of course this douchebag Stocker is a scrawny effete girly man who actually is supposed to be paid to teach things by rote during the day to same-aged people. God forbid he puts his own children in any sort of a structured environment. This couple will not last for long because they are trying to do things that just don’t work. But they are convinced deeply that they are right in their foolishness to subject their children to horrible lives and probable sexual molestation to convince the children that homosexuality is a more valid choice of a lifestyle for them. And its no surprise to me that these folks are from the leftist bastion of Toronto.
Thanks to HotAir for the story and I wanted to note this comment on their blog:
That’s got to be illegal even in Canada. This person has previously flunked out of a 12 step program? Just sayin…it looks like these two parents can’t finish anything unschooled is just another version of child neglect. Canada has a child welfare department right?
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Mexican Cartels Bringing the Thunderdome
May 26th
The softening of the drug wars and the popular culture becoming more accepting and permissive in marijuana use is causing lots of death and destruction south of the border for a supposed “victimless crime.” Whole towns have been burned to the ground and thousands are refugees within their own country because every 22 year old in the US wants to sit on their ass, smoke bongs and play Xbox. Check out what the cartels are doing to their war machines. Total Mad Max.
From Deadlinelive here:
For over a year, the criminal organization known as Los Zetas has moved in to the Falcon Lake area on the Texas-Mexico border, chasing out paramilitary groups from the Gulf Drug Cartel. As these two drug cartel organizations fought for this crucial smuggling route or ‘plaza,’ Los Zetas burned down the city of Mier and several big businesses in the town of Miguel Aleman, Mexico.
With the exception of the local news media on both sides of the border, the major news outlets in Mexico and the U.S. have been silent, as local residents have been forced out of their homes, creating a refugee crisis to the point in which the city of Roma, Texas has been involved in humanitarian tasks to assist the city government of Miguel Aleman, providing food and clothing to people in need.
The gun battles, ambushes, and tactics used by the drug cartels are becoming more sophisticated. In the counter-attack, the Gulf Cartel has moved in several hundred kilometers into Zeta territory in the state of Nuevo Leon, where on a daily basis, hundreds of dead mutilated bodies have been found.
Smoking pot is not a victimless crime if you buy it off the streets. Liberals abhor killing off villages in the name of big business and colonization, but are just peachy with it if it means they can get high.
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Sea Lions by the Bay
May 25th
Cartney thought that the sea lions at pier 39 were hilarious the way they fought each other for position on the boat slips.
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SanFran Bound
May 24th
Back on the road and the destination this time is San Francisco. Updates may be sporadic. I do plan on hitting some wineries while I am out there so this trip won’t be all work and no play.
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Awesome Soccer Celebration
May 24th
I got to have a great lunch at Jimmy’s Old Town in Herndon. Check out the main page for the steaming pile of poutine they serve as appetizers, YUM! Anyways, it was during lunch I realized that I haven’t watched anything on ESPN in about 5 years, because I saw this soccer celebration, and it momentarily made me wonder if I might have been missing out on other great stuff, and then Tiger Woods came on TV and boo-hooed over how much he sucks nowadays. So nope, I haven’t been missing much (sorry ESPN), but keep posting Youtube videos on your shows and call that “sports reporting.”
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Crowder on Net Neutrality: Its a Government Takeover Attempt
May 24th
Crowder properly notes that any government regulation of the Internet regarding traffic shaping or speeds will ultimately place a huge financial burden on the small businesses and the users of services.
What net Neutrality is really about is leftists wanting to punish successful corporations while at the same time guaranteeing that they are allowed to steal pirated software and movies.
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