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Archive for November, 2010
Flik with Cousins
Nov 30th
Cartney and his cousin Tristan got to pose with Flik from Pixar’s Bug’s Life at Disney’s Animal Kingdom.
More park hopping today so blogging is going to be light.
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Nov 29th
The Osborne Family Spectacle of Lights at Disney’s Hollywood Studios was an awesome sight to see. 5 million lights on display that dance to the music was just a great ending to a fantastic first day of vacation. This photo shows a dog scratching to get back inside.
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Tranny Terrorist Bah Humbugs Christmas
Nov 28th
The prettiest little Muslim terrorist tried to blow up a Christmas Tree lighting ceremony in Portland.
From Reuters here:
A Somali-born teenager was arrested on Friday for attempting to detonate what he thought was a car bomb at a Christmas Tree lighting ceremony in Oregon.
Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, was charged with attempting to use a weapon of mass destruction in connection with an alleged plot to bomb the annual event in downtown Portland.
The bomb was a fake and had been provided to Mohamud as part of a long-term sting by the FBI and other law enforcement agencies.
Rainn Wilson’s hilarious tweet:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...TRex Baby Mammoth
Nov 28th
We are on vacation in Disney this week. First day out we had lunch in Downtown Disney and ate at TRex, a Dinosaur animatronic themed restaurant. We were just outside the Ice Cave, which was glowing purple at the time, seated right next to a moving baby wooly mammoth.
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Nov 28th
My Chinese is a bit rusty, but I think they are saying that Obama was suffering from a turkey dinner overdose when he caught that elbow in the face.
By the way, I think Obama is the only one in the USA right now fully covered by Obamacare.
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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 6) Loading ...What Furry Yiffers Drink
Nov 27th
Anthrocritters drink only one orange juice. And this commercial actually airs on TV in France during their largest sporting event, which I think involves surrendering to someone. And those someones must be dressed in fursuits.
And it appears this has been going on a while. Here is one from 2007 that features nude pandas, lap dances and a squid lady grinding oranges on her tits.
And up to now I thought an “orangina” was guidette’s crotch.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Pirate Bay Admins Lose Appeal, Now to Owe Higher Fines
Nov 27th
Fredrik Neij, Peter Sunde, and Carl Lundstrom of the Pirate Bay Torrent Tracker site will now have to each pay the RIAA and MPAA about 6.5 million dollars. They lost their appeal in Swedish court and the judge stuck them with a higher fine in exchange for less jail time. They will still face about four to ten months in prison. They should be thankful they don’t still hang pirates.
From Wired here:
Three of the admins behind The Pirate Bay are all still guilty, a Swedish appeals court decided on Friday, but their jail time has been reduced. Fredrik Neij, Peter Sunde, and Carl Lundstrom’s prison sentences have all been reduced from the original one year to between 4 and 10 months each, though the trade-off is an increase in damages that they must pay to the music and movie industries.
The Swedish district court found four of the Pirate Bay members guilty of assisting copyright infringement in April of 2009, despite the fact that the site never hosted any of the files being shared. The four were sentenced to a year in prison each plus a shared 30 million kronor fine ($4.26 million at today’s conversion rates).
Now, three of the four will be able to get out of jail early—but their shared fine has been bumped up to 46 million kroner (just over $6.5 million). That’s still lower than the 117 million kronor fine initially sought by content owners, but definitely nothing to sneeze at.
And Sunde is still being defiant, planning to appeal to the Supreme court. Do you think they will be able to ask torrent users to help them pay their fine? That would be like they had bought the music after all, but I somehow don’t think anyone will donate money to help them out.
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Thin Skinned? Obama Gets Fat Lip Denied By White Heritage?
Nov 27th
During a game of basketball yesterday Obama was given a fat lip by an errant elbow following a rebound. It required 12 stiches to seal his kisser. OUCH!
From the AP here:
President Barack Obama needed 12 stitches in his upper lip after taking an errant elbow during a pickup basketball game Friday morning with family and friends visiting for the Thanksgiving holiday, the White House said.
First word of the injury came in a statement from press secretary Robert Gibbs nearly three hours after the incident.The White House did not initially name the person who caused the injury, but identified him later Friday as Rey Decerega, director of programs for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute.
Obama received the stitches under local anesthesia in the doctor’s office on the ground floor of the White House after returning home. Doctors used a smaller filament than typically used, which increases the number of stitches but makes a tighter stitch and leaves a smaller scar.
An hispanic dude showed the President his elbow? Wow. I actually feel bad for Barack. It sucks to get injured on your day off.
Bush used to get beat up by falling off his mountain bike or take a tumble off a segway. But I thought Obama was supposed to be good at basketball?
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Quiet Black Friday
Nov 27th
At least for the most part- I did manage to take part in some blu-ray sales at Target, but that was after 1 PM today after the crowds went away. Then we spent some time at Reston Town Center watching the tree get lit by Santa and his wife.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Muddy Boy
Nov 25th
Cartney was running on the trail until he tripped over his own sneakers and performed a superman dive into a mud puddle. He managed to cover his clothes and jacket and hands in mud. He next learned how to wash his hands in a cold stream.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hole In One on Falcon Sands
Nov 24th
I got to dip out just a little early today. This clip says I was at Hooter’s, but I reckon the machine I was using used to be up in Laurel Maryland and hadn’t re-synched its info yet, which would explain a few of the peculiarities of why it wouldn’t take a credit card to play. I was definitely at the Broadlands Pub in Ashburn when I sank this 5 wood shot:
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TSA Now Only Looking at Penises- Not Prohibited Items
Nov 23rd
Adam Savage from Mythbusters describes today’s TSA fail- They made sure to take scans of his penis while allowing him to carry things onto the flight he shouldn’t have.
Speaking of myth busting the TSA laughably tries to debunk truthful claims on its awful blog here. Notice how downright angry their tone is becoming?
Myth: Airports can opt-out of TSA screening.
Fact: All commercial airports are regulated by TSA whether the actual screening is performed by TSA or private companies. So TSA’s policies – including advanced imaging technology and pat downs – are in place at all domestic airports.
They are making it clear that no one is going to bypass groin checks. EVER. This is our country and we have to take it back.
Even Foursquare has come out with a new badge. If you checkin at an airport and mention groin, grope or TSA you get the “baggage handler” badge:
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How to Play Rock Paper Lizard Scissors Spock
Nov 23rd
As told by a 7 year old boy. Come for the instructions, stay for the “boing” exit.
Here was how it made its debut on TV.
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God Hates Haiti
Nov 23rd
The Haitians were shaken and their buildings fell down. Then they all pitched tents together in swamps and were hit with deadly cholera. Meanwhile they wait for the UN to- I dunno, install a Home Depot so everyone can have a wheelbarrow to roll out their dead?
So they won’t have to freakin’ drag their bodies down the street to be buried in mass graves.
More shocking images at a Yahoo slideshow here.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Midnight Music – Ludo – “Love Me Dead”
Nov 22nd
A snappy tune and outstanding stagecraft makes this Ludo’s most watched music video. Enjoy.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...The Angry Birds Peace Treaty
Nov 22nd
I am a huge Angry Birds fan. I have burned up hours of play time in airports and spare time getting my three stars on all levels and unlocking the hidden eggs. At long last, however, the pigs and the birds have set down at the table to end their mutual hostilities.
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Robbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio
Nov 22nd
A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She knew something was up when the bathroom smelled funny.
From the UPI here:
An Ohio woman was surprised by a knife-wielding robber in a clown mask while sitting on her toilet.
Cory Buckley, 20, allegedly broke into the Akron home of Jacqueline Cutright, 70, through a basement window Saturday.
Cutright said the clown robber stole her car and escaped with $28 and about $1,000 worth of costume jewelry.
Buckley fled in Cutright’s Ford Escort after 2 hours of ransacking her home. But he crashed the car, crawled out a window and allegedly confessed to officers.
The funny thing about the car crash is 17 clowns got out of the car.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Hilarious Google Reviews of Area 51
Nov 22nd
Thinking of hiding out in the desert to look for Aliens? Not too sure what to expect in terms of staffing and accomodations? Will you get breakfast? Google’s Reviews can help!
From GoogleMaps here:
Nov 21, 2010 FANTASTIC. THE BEST VACATION SPOT FOR ANY UNDOCUMENTED NON-HUMAN. STAFF IS KIND AND WILL NOT DISSECT YOU. IN FACT, THE COMPLEX IS SO SAFE THAT YOU’RE BETTER OFF LEAVING ALL DEFENSIVE EQUIPMENT AT HOME–OR DEACTIVATED IN YOUR UNLOCKED VEHICLE, WITH THE OPERATING MANUAL NEARBY. AREA IS SO SAFE THAT YOU COULD LEAVE YOUR UNLOCKED VEHICLE UNCLOAKED AND EASILY ACCESSIBLE TO TWO METER TALL LIFE FORMS IN PROTECTIVE GEAR. IT IS REALLY SO SAFE THAT I RECOMMEND LEAVING YOUR LAUNCH KEY OR IGNITION MODULE IN THE NAV CONSOLE. JUST LEAVE THE ENGINE RUNNING WHILE YOU’RE AT IT. I ALSO HEARD THERE IS A DISCOUNT IF YOU BRING ANY OFFSPRING OR COMPANIONS WHO EXHIBIT DIFFERENT PHENOTYPE TRAITS THAN YOURSELF. THEY WILL NOT BE DISSECTED TO COMPARE GENETIC DIVERSITY IN YOUR SPECIES. I CANNOT WAIT TO VISIT AGAIN. THIS IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE I AM ALIVE AND NOT DISSECTED WITH MY ORGANS ON DISPLAY IN A RESEARCH COMPOUND.
Nov 21, 2010 Whatever you do, do not write a negative review of this place while staying there. Turns out, they totally know what Hotels.com is, and they will not hesitate to impregnate you with a predalien.
Nov 21, 2010 I came here as a recommendation from techcorner dot com. They recommended it because the people were friendly. Only problem was that they did not let me leave. 6 out of 16 people found this review helpful.
Nov 21, 2010 I would give a good rating but I don’t remember my visit. 37 out of 41 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful?
Nov 21, 2010 Great hotel, great resort. Best holidays with ET ever 1 out of 13 people found this review helpful. Was this review helpful?
Nov 20, 2010 I came here in response to an intergalactic ad promising a “Mork and Mindy” lifestyle. The ad is total BS. The summers are unbearable, the welcome committee favors anal probing, and I still can’t find Kevin OR my spaceship. Worst trip evar.
Nov 14, 2010 Poor customer service. I came here for a summer holiday with the kids, planning to tour the area, along with a few weeks in las vegas; but upon arrival to the area we were “Greeted” by about 20 armed men and a strange lump that appeared to be Hillary Clinton. They were NOT very polite and threatened to kill us! We demanded that we be shown to our room but were disgusted to find that it had already been taken… This ruined our holiday, and I am confident to say that I’m never returning here again… Strongly NOT RECCOMENDED.
Nov 14, 2010 Spaceship TOWED Never park your spaceship nearby. I had a permit (and was legally parked), and they still towed! Not only that, but they refused to return it to me. Now I have no way to get back to my native planet Xenu. Not only that, but now I have to use my remote plasma impulse communicator to tell my friend Nom-Nark, and minutes are VERY expensive in this quadrant. Absolutely ridiculous.
Crossing this destination off my vacation list.
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Nov 22nd
Jack Johnson singing one of my favorite tunes live at the Kokua Festival.
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Best Thing About Working From Home UPDATED!
Nov 19th
Is I get to watch Megyn Kelly on the news. Hawt.
UPDATED! My lovely wife Jessica pointed out to me that it was very unfair to her that I said the best thing about working from home was watching Megyn Kelly on the news. She reminded me that I should have mentioned that the best thing is that my wife makes and delivers to me the best handmade lunches and that I get to spend time with her on my breaks. Of course, Jess is absolutely correct. She does make the best BLT’s on croissants. So Megyn’s newscast has now officially been bumped to a close second, that is, if I want to continue getting those fantastic sammiches!
You can see her article in the recent copy of GQ or a preview at MediaBistro here.
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