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God Hates Haiti
The Haitians were shaken and their buildings fell down. Then they all pitched tents together in swamps and were hit with deadly cholera. Meanwhile they wait for the UN to- I dunno, install a Home Depot so everyone can have a wheelbarrow to roll out their dead?
So they won’t have to freakin’ drag their bodies down the street to be buried in mass graves.
More shocking images at a Yahoo slideshow here.
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