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Robbed by a Clown While On the Crapper? Yes, Thanks Ohio

A woman was on the potty when a guy wearing a clown mask and wielding a knife robbed her. She knew something was up when the bathroom smelled funny.

From the UPI here:

An Ohio woman was surprised by a knife-wielding robber in a clown mask while sitting on her toilet.

Cory Buckley, 20, allegedly broke into the Akron home of Jacqueline Cutright, 70, through a basement window Saturday.

Cutright said the clown robber stole her car and escaped with $28 and about $1,000 worth of costume jewelry.

Buckley fled in Cutright’s Ford Escort after 2 hours of ransacking her home. But he crashed the car, crawled out a window and allegedly confessed to officers.

The funny thing about the car crash is 17 clowns got out of the car.

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