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Archive for October, 2010
Awesome Tasteless Costume
Oct 31st
The only problem with a costume like this is it is impossible to eat or drink anything at a party.
But not like he didn’t try.
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Cool Homemade Doc Ock Costume
Oct 31st
Saw this over at [GAS]. I have most of these items. Maybe next year?
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Oct 31st
A zombie clown poses with a steampunk scientist at the Halloween Party. One girl at the party was terrified of clowns and it made for an interesting night.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Super Toddler’s Secret Identity Will Not Be Discovered!
Oct 29th
We have over-decorated our home for a Hallowen Party on Saturday. So to get the most mileage out of our efforts we had our nephews over, the neighbor kids, our friends and their children, and had a great time eating pizza, playing games, and making pumpkin arts and crafts.
This shot was captured as my nephew, his hair dyed black, streaked past in hot pursuit of an Indian, Ironman, two faeries, Dash from the Incredibles and a celtic knight. He was suddenly stopped by a kryptonite cupcake.
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Who’s Up For Avatar 2?
Oct 29th
I still havent seen Jim Cameron’s last enviro-nitwit Dances With Wolves from Sapce epic drama about smurfs, but I bet the second one will be even better! A bunch of people were pitching story ideas that continue on with the Navi equals Indians theme, and one of the ideas is that the Americans infect the Navi with bedbugs from blankets from a Motel 6. Another fantastic pitch idea, and one of my favorites, is that the Americans finally get all of the unobtanium they need by simply trading the savage Navi for it with Fire Water. The Navi get drunk and the Americans get to win!
Navi Get Drunk on Firewater; Build Crappy Space Casinos
Later on in the movie all of the Navi have to go on welfare, but in the end they get the rights to build the galaxy’s shittiest casinos. Eventually, however, sympathetic white people feel so bad for what happened to the Navi that they ban the use of their names and images from all of their sports teams and in a generation or two it will be just like they never existed.
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Cool StarWars Travel Posters
Oct 29th
Saw this over here at BuzzFeed. Awesome Retro Posters from the Star Wars Universe.
Another good one:
Be sure to check out the rest.
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Double Reverse Bullycide!
Oct 29th
Hunter Perkins, 16, drew some funny pictures of his gay friend and when he got in trouble for it, he “an heroed” himself.
Suicide is not just for people ya know.
From the Lowellsun here:
Hunter Perkins had been labeled a bully.
The Virginia boy, 16, a third-year student at the prestigious and private Groton School, was accused, along with two other boys, of harassing another student about his sexuality, according to his father, Walter Perkins. His father said he was told to come get Hunter immediately.
Within a week, Hunter Perkins would be dead.
Hunter’s father, Walter Perkins, of Chantilly, Va., said he drove 10 hours overnight to pick up his son Oct. 6 from the school’s infirmary.
The next five days would be hell for the Perkins family. Walter Perkins said he was angry with his son and the damage he had done to his future by allegedly joining with two other boys to create demeaning comics about another student.
Walter Perkins said he was in his bedroom, calling his daughter so that the family could get together to figure out what to do. (His wife died nine years ago.) “There was the crack of a gunshot in the basement,” Walter Perkins said.
The rest of the article documents how Walter Perkins blames the school for ejecting his son for bullying. Hunter’s Mom dying and being shipped off to Massachusetts to boarding school had nothing to do with it. And to have paid 50 Thousand dollars for the privilege of going to such a great school like Groton only to be kicked out a few weeks into the semester? Nah, Walter’s disappointment in his son couldn’t have been a contributing factor.
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Oct 28th
Alexandra Tobias was so hooked on the gayest online game ever, Farmville, that she throttled her infant child to death because her crying was interrupting the incredible action of this farming game.
From Jacksonville here:
A Jacksonville mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.
Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.
Do they have Farmville in jail? I know that a bunch of giant lesbians will be trying to pick this little girl’s tomatoes ifyaknowwhutImean.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...How’s This for a BigAss Pumpkin?
Oct 28th
Boy that sure is a mighty fine pumpkin you got there, hoss. But a real redneck knows what he has to do with that gigantic pie-maker. Drop it on a car, of course!
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Sears Running Zombie Sales
Oct 28th
Sears is running a viral ad campaign to get people to come into their stores. They do have great hardware departments and have tried to deep themselves separated from K-Mart, which they own. And who doesn’t love zombies?
Want to check out the whole site? Go here.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Sheldon on Sesame Street
Oct 28th
Huge fan of both the Big Bang Theory and Sesame Street. Here is Jim Parsons playing with muppets.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Al Qaeda Still a Threat? Democrat Congresswoman Says No During FBI Arrest of Al Qaeda Bomber
Oct 27th
A Pakistani man became a US Citizen, moved to my neighborhood in Herndon, and then plotted to blow up the DC Metro. He was busted in a nearby hotel after providing intelligence to what he thought were contacts from Al Qaeda. That’s TWO terrorists from my own neighborhood in case anyone else is keeping count.
Meanwhile, check out the clueless woman who represents idiot liberals in Minnesota saying there are only 100 Al Qaeda terrorists left:
And on CNN:
On April 18, Farooque Ahmed, 34, drove to a hotel in Dulles, Virginia, and met with a courier who he thought was affiliated with a terrorist organization. That person “provided Ahmed with a document that provided potential locations at which future meetings could be arranged.”
On May 15, Ahmed agreed to “watch and photograph” a Washington hotel as well as a Metrorail station in Arlington, Virginia, “to obtain information about their security and busiest periods.”
Ahmed, a naturalized U.S. citizen who was born in Pakistan, “participated in surveillance and recorded video images of Metrorail stations in Arlington, Virginia, on four occasions.”
On or about July 19, in a Sterling, Virginia, hotel room, Ahmed gave a memory stick containing video images of the station to “an individual whom Ahmed believed to be affiliated with al Qaeda“. That same day, he agreed to assess the security of two other Metrorail stations in Arlington as possible locations of terrorist attacks.
And in a Herndon hotel room on September 28, Ahmed handed over a USB drive containing images of two Arlington Metrorail stations to a person he thought was affiliated with al Qaeda. He also provided diagrams he drew of three Arlington Metrorail stations and provided suggestions as to where explosives should be placed on trains at the stations “to kill the most people” in simultaneous attacks planned for 2011.
The article somehow neglected to mention that Ahmed is a Muslim. Or that he was doing all of this in the name of his religion and his child molesting prophet Muhammad.
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Oct 27th
HotAir says this is his first ad for 2016′s Presidential race. No way he could beat Chris Christy, but the message is right on the money.
The most poignant part is that he says the Dems are trying to make the US more like every other country, instead of the other way around. But Germany, France and other European nations are trying to be more like the way we used to be, by cutting taxes, managing programs better and trying to end the dependency on welfare.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...LimeWire Shuttered by the Feds
Oct 27th
You can’t provide a service to anonymous users with the intention that it should be used to steal copyrighted data. You just can’t because number one, its wrong and B), the copyright holders eventually win and this happens:
From the WSJ here:
Popular file-sharing website LimeWire has been ordered to permanently shut down six months after a federal judge found it liable for copyright infringement on a “massive scale.”
In an order Tuesday, U.S. District Judge Kimba Wood in Manhattan entered a permanent injunction, ordering the service to disable the searching, downloading, uploading or file trading of its software and to block the sharing of unauthorized music files.
In May, the judge found that LimeWire had violated copyright laws and induced users to infringe on copyrights. She also found Mark Gorton, LimeWire’s founder, personally liable.
The RIAA said the court will conduct a trial in January to determine damages.
On its website, LimeWire posted a notice that said it was under court order to stop distributing and supporting its software. “Downloading or sharing copyrighted content without authorization is illegal,” the notice said.
After what happened to Napster back in the early 00′s I can’t imagine why anyone would remain in the P2P filesharing software business. The legal liabilities were clear, yet Mark Gorton took that gamble. It will bankrupt him now. And yet if he had focused instead on working with recording companies to price music competitively he could have become immensely wealthy. Look at Napster now and more obvious, iTunes. Music is obviously widely available and people are more than willing to pay for it if its good. Had Limewire become a legitimate music purchasing service instead of a free-for-all where people traded viruses, porn, copyrighted programs and music, Gorton could have been an industry giant.
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Indonesian “Mystic” Destroyed in Hilarious Volcanic Burp
Oct 27th
Some Durka-Durka earth worshiping Muslim holy man trusted his faith that a volcanic mountain he lived on wouldn’t hurt him, despite the scientific warnings that the volcano of Merapi was going to erupt. So he refused to evacuate and was fried to a holy crisp much to my personal amusement.
From the Australian here:
The body of Mbah Maridjan, one of Indonesia’s most admired mystics, was found yesterday morning in his house in ash-blasted Umbulharjo village, prostrated as if in prayer.
Maridjan, 83, was entrusted with interpreting and placating Mount Merapi’s spirit and he refused to leave his village 6km south of the caldera.
While police yesterday afternoon were still holding off an official identification, village head Bejo Mulyo said: “We have lost him, he was our guide and now let us all pray for his soul.”
Leaving the mountain, Maridjan said, would break the oath he made when he was named Ki Surakso Hargo (Keeper of the Mountain, in Javanese) by Sultan Hamengkubuwono IX in 1982.
Tuesday evening, after three days of red alert and 42,000 people had been evacuated from a 10km radius around its slopes, Merapi began spewing pyroclastic flows.
A symbol of Islam Kejawen, traditional undogmatic Javanese Islam suffused with animism, the humble little keeper was also a man of his times.
Score another one for science! And of course hippies and eastern religious dolts are weeping for this almost-90 year old muslim. Tom Cruise is sad because Thetans jumped out of the volcano and got Maridjan, not fresh cleansing lava. And he wasn’t prostrated in prayer, he was trying to kiss his old ass bye-bye.
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Oct 27th
This is another Comic Book from Chick Fil-A for boys that they get with a kids menu combo of nuggets, fruit and a drink. In this story, a cow, with superpowers to bust your ear drums, takes on a mad scientist bent on releasing a vapor cloud over the city of Burghersburg to make its citizens crave hamburgers. And only a screaming cow with a doctorate in science and chemistry and apparently, astrophysics, can save the day.
Check out the Gristle Missile too.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 6) Loading ...Midnight Music: Tamarama – “Lifetime On the Run”
Oct 26th
This video is pretty full of chiches- rooftop performance, squealing girls and bubbles- but the song is pretty good.
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When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong: Thug Fails to Mug Giant Tranny, Gets Three Years in Prison
Oct 26th
Rufus Bowman had a plan. It wasn’t much of one, but he was a drug addict and needed to score an easy hit. So while on bail for possession he used a gun to try to rob a fugly tranny. The tranny outweighed him by three weight classes, and beat the hell out of him, despite having been shot by Bowman. Then lots of other trannies jumped in and beat Bowman too. In the end Bowman was the one sentenced to three years in jail.
From Cinci.Com here:
Sixteen-year-old Rufus Bowman was looking for an easy victim, but he picked the wrong one during a July 13 incident.
Bowman was in the 200 block of West McMicken Avenue in Over-the-Rhine when, he approached Joshua Bumpus.
“Mr. Bumpus is a transvestite prostitute,” Nelson said. “He goes 6-(foot)-3, 280 (pounds) and was wearing a pink halter top and pumps.”Actually, jail records list Bumpus as 6-foot-1, 290 pounds.
The two men went into a nearby alley to transact business when Bowman pulled a gun.
The two men fought. The 5-foot-7, 230-pound Bowman fired his gun. The bullet hit Bumpus in the arm, went through and lodged near his ribs.
Even though he was shot, Bumpus continued fighting – and won.
“He got the gun away from (Bowman), he grabbed (Bowman) by the hair and beat him down. He beat the (daylights) out of him,” That’s about when several of Bumpus’ friends, also dressed as women, helped Bumpus beat Bowman.
Bowman pleaded guilty to felonious assault. Hamilton County Common Pleas Court Judge Robert Ruehlman sent Bowman to prison for three years.
There are packs of violent ugly trannies in Cincinatti. Didn’t Jerry Springer come from this town?
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Oct 26th
Firesheep is a Firefox browser plugin that allows users to sniff the browser cookies of other users on a wireless network. Then at the click of a button you can log yourself in to those users’ accounts as them.
From Codebutter here:
Websites have a responsibility to protect the people who depend on their services. They’ve been ignoring this responsibility for too long, and it’s time for everyone to demand a more secure web. My hope is that Firesheep will help the users win.
This is a gamechanger. Now that common web applications like google and facebook are so open to hijacking, web developers will be forced to secure credentials and user settings. Firesheep will accomplish it’s task: propelling the next step of Internet security. There have been hundreds of thousands of downloads of Firesheep already. I would avoid using wireless hotspots to check facebook, google, or twitter if you aren’t certain about that network’s level of security.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...White House from the W
Oct 26th
After our User Conference we held a rooftop reception for the attendees at the W. The view is one of the best in Washington DC. This is the White House from over the Treasury Building.
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