I Think Sloth Loves Chunk Too Much

Okay, I just finished introducing my three year old to the wonders of the Goonies. At the end of the movie Chunk, the fat kid, makes a promise to Sloth, the mutant, that Sloth will live with Chunk. And Sloth swears his love to his new master.

Rule 34 y’all. It exists, and its gross.

I also learned through a google search that there are bands that will proudly name new songs “Sloth loves Chunk.” And those songs sound far less than awesome.