Video Narrative of My Trip to England
I keep getting dozens of emails asking how my trip to England was this past week. I keep writing...
Monthly Archives: July 2010
Male Cheerleading is NOT Gay
Whoever said cheerleading was gay should take it back. Heck, George W Bush was a male cheerleader, and even...
Darth Frederickson
Pixar posted this on twitter. Favorite quote: You don’t know the POWER of extra-strength poly-grip!
Projecting the Mongrel
Obama went on the View today and declared that black people are “mongrels.” This from the half-white top democrat...
The Boom Boom Sticker
I had never been this close to one of these before and seeing the stickers on it made me...
Midnight (GMT) Music: Dolly Parton, White Stripes, and Mindy Smith – “Jolene”
A fantastic song by three great artists. Dolly still does it best.
MySpace Rapist in Falls Church
Meet Rony N. Herrera Deleon. I’m sure he’s legal in this country because American citizens routinely take jobs as...
This Reproductive Jewelry is Faux Silver
Just what you need to give as a gift for that couple that is trying to conceive- Earrings that...
Bears Can’t Drive Toyotas
A bear crashed a Toyota after breaking into it to steal its pickanick basket containing one peanut butter and...
Looks Like NYC Subways Still Need Bernie Goetz
Bernie, won’t you please help make the subways safe from hip hop riff raff? Only in NYC? Promise you’ll...
Finally a Condom for No One’s Pleasure
Trojan introduced a new line of condoms that are guaranteed to satisfy no one and to prevent intimacy. From...
Single Mom Training the Next Generation Single Mom
Skanky hos don’t just grow themselves you know. And who knew they made fishnet stockings for toddlers? Or as...
Georgia School Wants to Expel Christian Because She Won’t Endorse Gay Agenda
Jen Keeton was ordered by the Faculty of Augusta State University to drop her Christian beliefs and undergo “remediation”...
Girdle-Faced Meth Addict Robs McDonalds
Sharon Lain, who lost her job at McDonalds as a manager most likely because she was stealing from the...
Obama Traded Terrorist for BP Oil Rights
Remember all those liberals protesting the Iraq war because they swore the US was invading strictly because they had...
Hey Tony Hayward, So Long and Thanks for all the Dead Fish
The Beeb is reporting that Tony Hayward, the stonewalling head of BP, who is still waiting for the full...
Meanwhile in London
Meanwhile in London, originally uploaded by BelchSpeak. On the way to the airport my kid began to refer to...
6 PM Music: Johnny Cash – “Aint No Grave”
An art project that allows contributors to redraw frames from a great Johnny Cash video exists over here at...
Hipster Vegan Arsonist Captured
Look at this stupid vegan hipster arsonist. Walter Bond went by the name of “Lone wolf” and was burning...
Kate Gosselin Takes Her Brood to Camp With Sarah Palin
In what is sure to shape up to be the WonderMom collision of the century, Kate took her kids...
Hey Lady Put My Dog Down, OMGWTF??!
A transvestite captured a stray dog at a Cornish Castle and raped it. From News.com.au here: A CROSS-dressing man...
Scottish Furries Put an End to Beer. And They Packaged it in Roadkill!
The most exciting thing to ever happen to beer has now happened in my lifetime, and it brings tears...
Was Oksana Blackmailing Mel?
When Mel Gibson left Oksana, he gave her 15 Million bucks in support. That should be enough for anyone...
Same As It Ever Was: Obama and the Talking Feds
Awesome computer animation spoof on the Talking Heads’ classic hit. Thanks to Hot Air for the video!
Local Oakton High School Grad Jailed for Terrorism
Meet Zack Chesser. He’s a privileged white 20 year old from a wealthy suburb in Virginia. And he is...