I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
31
Oct
Even the vicious warlord Muhammad waited until his child bride Aisha was six before he married her. In Pakistan, the Muslim country that has nukes, two families tried to get their 7-year-old boy to marry a 5-year-old girl.
Muslim Child Brides. Allah wants them chained to a sink. Its in the Koran.
From TheSun [...]
31
Oct
I was flipping channels the other night and stopped on MTV’s Scarred. I had seen a couple of episodes, but my wife hadn’t, so we watched for a few minutes until some loser telescoped his femur and my wife ran screaming from the room. You can see some of those full episodes here [...]
31
Oct
I don’t know about all blacks, but this one crazy bitch sure does seem to believe that all of her bills are going to go away, and she will get a giant Publisher’s Clearinghouse-sized free check from Obama to pay for her groceries, car, rent, and cell phone bills. Watch as this woman skips [...]
31
Oct
My wife and her friend Susan spooned out the goo inside these pumpkins and carved this great Halloween message. We are looking forward to dressing the toddler up tonight for his first try at Trick-or-treating. This will either go very well or very poorly. I’ll update later.
30
Oct
I don’t think Elizabeth Edwards got the memo. A democrat wife is supposed to stay with her cheating husband and eat shit sandwiches in the public spotlight just like Hillary. Instead, she has moved to the Other America, where John Edwards doesn’t live.
From the NYPost:
IS it over between John Edwards and his wife, [...]
30
Oct
After being ridiculed in the national media for issuing Jack-o-Lantern banners with “No Candy” written across it to thousands of sex offenders, Maryland department of corrections are allowing their perverts to put out signs without the kid-friendly pumpkin face. And they deny they were bowing to any pressure.
From MyfoxDC here:
Maryland probation and parole officials have [...]
30
Oct
Or as John Thompson, CEO puts it, 4.5%. Despite making a profit and despite coming in a few million bucks short of estimates, John Thompson put a freeze on hiring, buying, and is cutting headcount by approximately 800 jobs. With the pink slips, these former employees will also get an .MP3 file of [...]
29
Oct
I think this may be the worst hate crime ever committed against a gay person. Matthew Shepard, the “Baby Jesus” of pro-gay hatecrimes advocates, was murdered by two hicks who pistol whipped him and left him for dead in a field. Jessica Kalish, 56, spokeswoman for the StopZilla Anti-spyware company, was stabbed over [...]
29
Oct
Your father was a veteran of the long and brutal Iran/Iraq war, but managed to bring you into the world. For years you toiled to make a meager living and you somehow managed to avoid Saddam Hussein’s rape and torture centers. Some of your extended family weren’t as fortunate. They were jailed [...]
29
Oct
Stolen shamelessly from Trench.
29
Oct
Awesome song, and a great action-packed video. Smashing guitars, massive dodgeball games, pie fights and even pulling a fan-packed car by a rope using just the teeth. Enjoy.
Weezer |MTV Music
29
Oct
It has been your lifelong dream to look like a Barbie Doll. You spend a million bucks to alter your body to look that way. The only thing holding you back are those pesky flesh buttons at the ends of your boobs. Do you nip the nipples? Sarah Burge did.
From the DailyMail here:
The mother-of-three has [...]
28
Oct
Watch this hilarious video of a Detroit citizen phone the Barack Obama hotline to find out how to vote this election season and instead get a Phone Sex Hotline. Click the image to watch.
From MyFoxDetroit here:
Some Michigan voters have called a phone number listed on their absentee ballots and received an earful they won’t soon [...]
28
Oct
Joe “the Gaffe” Biden spilled the beans on Obama’s tax plans today by saying the Obama is going to raise taxes on everyone making over 150,000 dollars today. The increase will be from a 36% rate back to where it was under Clinton, which is 39%.
But all you leftists who are marching in lockstep [...]
28
Oct
You have to mine for it. Right under there.
Manuel Uribe just got hitched. I wonder if he had a Krispy Kreme wedding cake with gravy on it?
27
Oct
Its not often that you hear of rock and roll marching music. This is one of them. This is a catchy song and a cool video too.
27
Oct
Penguin Icons. Stars, hearts, bubbles and little flowers in soft pastels of pink, blue and green. Oh, the box cutters are cute too.
The worst thing? That’s lead paint and it chips.
Maybe its an Emo Girl training kit for 8 year olds.
27
Oct
I found this awesome comic strip series, Diversity Lane, by way of BUUUUURRRRNING HOT. Any comic that makes fun of liberals and their self-destructive ways tops my list, like this one depicting acceptable games that can be played during recess.
If you want to see more strips, check out the Diversity Lane blog here, and [...]
27
Oct
Sun is going to finally do their part to keep criminals off your computers. Their newest patches are going to uninstall the old vulnerable versions.
Last year, I wrote here:
Just because you have updated a program does not always mean you are no longer vulnerable. Usually when a new version is installed, the old one [...]
26
Oct
I think this picture below demonstrates some shareholders’ frustrations and pain.
Thanks to Failblog.
Electrical conduits in machine room are melting.
