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Would You Give Up the Nipples?

It has been your lifelong dream to look like a Barbie Doll.  You spend a million bucks to alter your body to look that way.  The only thing holding you back are those pesky flesh buttons at the ends of your boobs.  Do you nip the nipples?  Sarah Burge did.

From the DailyMail here:

The mother-of-three has undergone more than 100 surgical and cosmetic treatments. Her passion for going under the knife having started after she had reconstruction surgery to her face after being beaten up and left for dead.

The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust – including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.

Okay, so she didn’t have them removed completely, just had them pack their bags and move to a better neighborhood.  For the prices she was paying, she should have replaced them with 2 carat diamonds.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

5 thoughts on “Would You Give Up the Nipples?

  • She is kind of hot….but not nearly worth the expense.

  • Uh. Not to be crass, but my nipples are busy being played with, thanks.

  • Ed,
    Yeah, not bad for 50. I still don’t see the return on investment.

    Poppy, there are some times you shouldn’t show off your multitasking skills.

  • Gregory

    All that, and she still hates herself.

  • Is it just me, or did she get her
    head shrunk too!!!!

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