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Archive for October, 2007
Things That Suck About Starfleet
Oct 31st
Too many reruns on Spike TV and things about the 24th century begin to bug me. Ever notice in Star Trek you never have to do paperwork? For such a large, far flung organization, there is remarkably few bureaucratic bungling and turmoil. Its impossible to believe that a socialist military organization could carry out their mission without constant political meddling and interference. I bet there is constant pressure from the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet HQ to toe the line and be good soldiers.

Suckiest of all about Starfleet? Everyone’s a trekkie.
Below is my list of other things about Starfleet that must surely suck.
- All food intake is approved by the Ship’s Doctor, and the replicator rations are tied to your biometric signature. This means that there are limits on what you can eat. You can get the biggest cheeseburger on the menu, but the Doc has the calories in the food set at 1,800. The rest is ‘space fluff.’
- Synthehol. ‘Nuff said. Pass the Saurian Brandy. Oh, but you can’t because its banned.
- The uniforms are tacky, made of synthetic wool, and they itch.
- All Rigellian porn is blocked by subspace filters.
- The main holodeck is always taken by Ship’s officers. The enlisted holodeck is always broken.
- No paychecks. Only credits. Nothing to ever shop for anyways except new boots and a unitard.
- The new “Kirk Amendment” to the Prime Directive- no alien sexcapades during First Contact.
- There is a ridiculous and recurring propensity to fly Starships into every unexplained spacial anomaly that appears on ship’s sensors.
- It sucks and also endangers your life? Having to wear a red uniform on an away mission or having to stand guard in the brig, where somehow, every alien is a freakin’ escape artist.
- Starfleet is all about tolerance, except when it comes to personal beliefs. You can get court-martialed for believing in intelligent design.
- The database that explains what happened to all of the capitalists is restricted.
- All those PADDS run on Mac software and you’re a Windows guy.
- No one believes you that Vulcans cheat at cards, 3-D chess and Jenga.
- No matter how hard you try not to think about it, you just can’t get past the knowledge that all garbage and human/vulcan/klingon/andorian waste is recycled by the ship’s replicators into tomorrow’s breakfast.
- Time travel paradoxes give you an ice cream headache.
- There is no security on access panels and everyone thinks they are a hacker. Yahoos keep hotwiring the turbolifts, automatic doors, and flush systems to toilets. That quit being funny the first week into the five-year mission.
- There is no vacation time, except for shore leave on Utopian planets with draconian restrictions on freedom, where the slightest violation or faux-pas results in your death sentence.
- Ten years spent at Starfleet Academy, post graduate study, field service and internships, and you finally get that position as navigator on a Starship. Then some chick doctor who winks at the Captain manages to get her 11 year old son to become pilot and replace you. As a result, you move to the graveyard shift.
- The computer is almost entirely voice controlled. Laryngitis, loud noises, multiple overlapping voices, and the vacuum of space are all DOS attacks to onboard systems. You urge staff to employ a keyboard as a backup, but no one listens.
- Feregni’s are disgusting, unethical and smelly trolls who cheat you out of your credits, but you aren’t allowed to say anything because that would be racist.
A previous story of trekkie geekdom can be found here. I also posted another Star Trek story about using the Enterprise for a Booze Cruise on my Belch page here.
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Clever Halloween Costume
Oct 31st
This is pretty nifty. A guy is going as a YouTube video.

I love the nuances in the costume too. Views 31337, or “elite” spelled as Hax0r speak, and also the port of back orifice, and old school trojan. He also has typical horrible YouTube comments. One of which is from a Bush conspiracy theorist about the Iraq war, and another one about wasting carbon credits to make the POS costume.
If this guy showed up at my party, I would tell him that I was enforcing the DMCA and ask him to leave. He wouldn’t be allowed back in unless he brought someone dressed like the EFF.
Thanks to Neatorama for the link!
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AT&T’s Secret NSA Wiretapping Codes Revealed!
Oct 31st
Thanks to my brother for sending this along. He mentions that the technology behind the AT&T datamining program that has liberals’ panties in a bunch is fairly straightforward and mundane.

The technology is based on “communities of interest.” To people in marketing, you would think of social networking and the ability to target advertising toward people that have common interests. If you are a leftist moonbat convinced that the government and evil corporations are out to get you, you think of tracking protesters and terrorists.
You can see code snippets and a boring flow chart here at Wired.
From the article:
Programs written in Hancock work by analyzing data as it flows into a data warehouse. That differentiates the language from traditional data-mining applications which tend to look for patterns in static databases. A paper published in 2004 called ACM Transactions on Programming Languages and Systems shows how Hancock code can sift calling card records, long distance calls, IP addresses and internet traffic dumps, and even track the physical movements of mobile phone customers as their signal moves from cell site to cell site.
With Hancock, “analysts could store sufficiently precise information to enable new applications previously thought to be infeasible,” the program authors wrote. AT&T uses Hancock code to sift 9 GB of telephone traffic data a night, according to the paper.
AT&T already has the ability to track your movements throughout the week by plotting what cell towers your phone pinged or communicated through. I think it would be a neat feature to have a phone tell you about points of interest based on your location. But unhinged privacy advocates are avowing to leave their cellphones at home and communicate with smoke signals.
One moonbat in particular, by the name of “spiedupon”, in the comments of the article clearly has his walls at home lined with tin foil. He writes:
Since I became politically active in opposition to the war in Iraq, the spooks have stolen large quantities of clothing, put caustic substances in my soaps and shampoos and on my water bottles, run into the side of my van, cut a bolt half way on my car so that I narrowly escaped death, turned the lights on in my car numerous times, stolen books, stolen bras, tee-shirts, and jackets, damaged many pieces of electronic equipment, pushed so hard on my front door trying to get in while I was in the shower that they splintered the tops and bottoms off my dining room chairs that I had under the door knob, attempted to enter a motel room with an electronic card while I was in the restroom (but I had furniture pushed up against the door), shut off my cell phone remotely numerous times, censored my e-mail, and committed many other serious crimes with the aid of electronic surveillance equipment.
No logical person would think I was a threat to the security of the US. Some high ranking person (or persons) with secret police powers is (or are) mad. There is no greater threat to the United States than unchecked secret police with electronic surveillance powers and the keys to everything. It must be stopped and those involved must be removed from power and held accountable.
In a later post, he rambles about how the police are all in on the government conspiracy because they refuse to listen to him or review security tapes at the malls where he shops and claims that the “spooks are stealing from him.”
Catching the spooks on camera will solve the problem only if the police will arrest the perpetrators. The spooks have stolen from me where they were filmed by several businesses security cameras in several jurisdictions and after repeated calls to one jurisdiction about multiple occasions of thefts, thefts stopped at that location stopped, but the police officially refused to talk to me about the thefts. At another business location, the police refused to look at the cameras saying that they had a “good relationship with the business and did not want to disturb their privacy and had other very pressing business to attend to.” At a retail location, the sheriff refused to look at the security cameras that could identify the thief. At that same location, on the occasion of an earlier theft, I viewed the security tapes with the business manager and from the tapes, it appeared that the clerk was involved and the clerk was fired. However, that situation appears to have lead to some undercover efforts to stop further harassment.
I think its clear that the real threats to society are unhinged moonbats running around the malls demanding to look at CCTV tapes in their never-ending quest to spot “spooks.”
I asked my wife who she thought crazy people feared were after them before the invention of the US Government and the CIA. Being the brilliant and insightful woman she is, immediately responded to me, “That’s easy. The Church. The Pope. The Spanish Inquisition.”
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Burning Man Arsonist Tries to Burn Cathedral
Oct 30th
A brain-addled moonbat from San Francisco, unhappy that his 15 minutes of fame was over after prematurely burning the “Burning Man” at the Burning Man Festival, tried to burn down a landmark cathedral.
Midget Mental Patient, Paul Addis admires the flame.
When he burned down the giant wooden effigy he was jailed on 25,000 dollars bail. When you try to burn down a cathedral, they up the ante to almost a Half Million bucks. He may not be able to make that bail.
From the AP here:
A man accused of prematurely torching the Burning Man festival’s namesake effigy in August has been arrested on suspicion of trying to set fire to an historic cathedral, police said.
San Francisco performance artist Paul Addis, out on bail in the Burning Man charges, was taken into custody on the top steps of the Grace Cathedral around 11:40 p.m. Sunday.Addis had an ammunition belt of small explosives strapped around his waist. Police were tipped by a caller who said they overheard Addis talking about a plan to set fire to the local landmark. No fire was set and there was no damage to the Episcopal church, a French Gothic structure that sits atop the city’s Nob Hill.
Addis was booked on five felony charges — attempted arson, possession of arson materials, possession of a destructive device, arson of a church, violation of a court order — and a misdemeanor for altering a firearm, according to the sheriff’s department.
He remained in jail late Monday in lieu of $488,000 bail. A jail spokeswoman said she did not have any information on whether Addis had a lawyer.
Addis also faces arson charges in Nevada for allegedly setting fire to the Burning Man effigy in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert days ahead of its scheduled burn.
Addis is a whackjob anti-war loon, who in the video below, talks about his 15 minutes of fame being almost over, and then becomes all misty when talking about ending the war. Rot in jail, moron.
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Should I Start Smoking Again?
Oct 30th
I have been smoke free for several years now. But I still like to visit pubs where people smoke, and every now and then I see a movie, like Tarantino’s Death Proof, which shows scenes where someone takes a drag on a cigarette, and it makes it look so appealing I want to run out and buy a pack of Marlboro Reds. I still get the urge to pick up the habit again.
Now Congress is talking about expanding the SCHIP program, which is free medical services to poor children. The Democrats want to expand the coverage to wealthier kids and to even some adults, and to pay for it, the nation will need 22 Million more smokers. Should I do my part to help out? It could save a life. Check out this video, which demonstrates the point.
On second thought, screw the little bastards. They should pay for their own healthcare by becoming smokers themselves. In fact, I’m going to give out cigarettes to kids for Halloween. The nation needs more smokers, so I will do my part to get them hooked.
Thanks to HotAir for the tip.
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Reason 91 to HomeSchool: Pasty Ginger History Teacher Won’t Bang Your 14 Year Old Son
Oct 30th
Child rape is all the more horrifying when the teacher is puffy, pale and pathetic. Meet Alison Mosbeck. She is a married mother of two who is really into child rape. And being a child rapist, she decided to get a job as a teacher so she could meet some young hot meat.
From KHOU here, along with a video:
A Spring ISD teacher has been charged with having sex with a student. Alison Mosbeck was in court Monday and was released from jail after posting bonds totalling $80,000.
Three weeks ago, the Pct. 4 constable’s office received a tip that a teacher at Spring’s Dueitt Middle School was having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old student. Following an investigation by its own police department, Spring ISD put Mosbeck on administrative leave.
Late last week, the Harris County District Attorney’s Office filed four felony charges against the 34-year-old Mosbeck, who went to work for the district two years ago. She faces one count of inappropriate relationship between teacher and student and three counts of felony sexual assault.
A probable cause affidavit says the first contact was in November of 2006. The boy told authorities that Mosbeck masturbated him in the car as they two left a community event.
That was followed by three other counts of sexual assault of a child, all within a five-month period. It included two hotel visits, where Mosbeck used her credit card to check in or registered under her own name.
Spring ISD police interviewed her, and she did not deny any of the allegations said authorities. Mosbeck has since resigned from school said Spring ISD spokeswoman Regina Curry.
A Google search of her name reveals that Alison often used her real name online for movie reviews and restaurant reviews. Her Yahoo username was alison774, and a search for that term reveals that Alison was a sucker for soap operas that involved teenager love. She also submitted a sappy valentine line for a 2005 contest that said,
“Love is not having to think about it, because you just know.”
I think its apparent that Alison did very little thinking about love. She will likely be divorced and lose custody of her children over this. But it seems she wanted to get caught. She was busted when she was sending pornographic text messages to the student, and his Mom read them. And she used her real name and credit card number to get a hotel room for her rape sessions. Not too smart for a teacher.
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Finally, Some Common Sense Thinking on ComCast and Net Neutrality
Oct 29th
Comcast has been a frequent target of my criticism on this blog. Just do a search for comcast and you will see what I mean. But when they were lambasted this past week for using technology to stifle the bandwidth hogs that are running P2P applications, and most notably, bittorrent, I had to rise to their defense.
As an internet service provider, Comcast has an obligation to deliver a safe Internet experience to their customers. This means that users of their network should not be fearful of rampant viruses, spam, or internet attacks. And if the customers are paying for broadband, they should get a broadband connectivity experience as well.
If delivering this experience means that Comcast has to block Internet attacks, filter email based on content or terminate Comcast connections that are participating in botnets, then so be it. Its what I would demand of them as a customer. And if it means that they suppress bandwidth hogs that use 50% of the network to run P2P applications that are likely used to trade copyrighted or pirated content, again, its fine with me. And its fine with most of their customers too.
But now Senators in Washington DC want to hold hearings on how Comcast filters their own traffic. This is meddlesome and wrong and it will only cause a doubling of the price for Internet connectivity if ISP’s are no longer allowed to block malicious traffic and are forced to purchase new hardware to meet the demand of P2P users.
Geeks Are Sexy takes on this issue by saying that Comcast was wrong.
But an excellent article by Rob Malan at Arbor Networks has the other side of the story. He writes:
What Comcast is trying to accomplish (along with every other carrier on the planet), is how do they provide a good level of service to every subscriber at a pricepoint that has razor-thin margin. It’s not easy. Appetite for high-bandwidth applications are only increasing, they’re roughly doubling every year with no end in sight. However, the distribution of people that use bandwidth is not uniform. I have seen very real empirical data from an MSO near you, where something on the order of 90% of their traffic is generated by less than 10% of their customers. It gets worse, for that same broadband provider, almost half of their bandwidth is consumed by less than 0.5% of the customer base. Yes, you read that right. Guess which kinds of protocols are running 24/7 from that base?
Peer-to-peer file sharing protocols are not the best way to use network resources.
I’m sorry, but Net Neutrality isn’t about letting my sixteen year old neighbor trash my UBR ring by up/downloading 100Gig of porn or stolen movies a month using p2p filesharing protocols. No! It’s about making sure that your Grandmother can get online to read her email, surf the web, and not get her machine owned in the process at a pricepoint that is within her budget.
Net Neutrality, isn’t supposed to be the wild west, where the person with the best client-side networking stack wins the game. It’s about equality, where the bully next door — who has hacked his kernel to ignore TCP congestion control — doesn’t drive your grandmother off the road.
I have to agree with Rob at Arbor on this.
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Campgrounds Have Wi-Fi Now. Serial Killers Thankful.
Oct 29th
Halloween is approaching and what better topic to write about than the extension of wireless access to campgrounds? I recently stayed at a couple of campgrounds where you could sit in a tent or cabin and enjoy making caustic remarks on annoying YouTube videos. Now serial killers who live in the woods at these campgrounds can stay connected like never before. Enjoy the video below by SuperDeluxe.
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Hillary Mask is Halloween’s Scariest
Oct 29th
Forget the gnarly burned face of Freddy Kruger. The scariest face on the 31st will be that of the Human Cankle, Hillary Rodham Clinton. I hear she’s running for President too. I am going to send her a huge box of crest white strips. Is that tax deductable?
Aiieee!!! The Face of Fright. Seriously, try some Pepsodent and some Crest strips.
From the AP here:
Hillary Rodham Clinton leads in a poll for top choice when people were asked which major 2008 presidential candidate would make the scariest Halloween costume.
Asked about costume choices, 37 percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose New York Sen. Clinton. Clinton was the choice of four in 10 men and one-third of women.
You know how I know she would take care of the country? Look how well she cared for her teeth. She would definitely show the same amount of effort she puts into flossing.
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Was Megan Williams A Masochist?
Oct 28th
There is finally some more news out of the Megan Williams story. Thanks, Trench!
If you remember, Megan Williams was the black girlfriend of a white man that was accused, along with 5 others, of kidnapping and torturing her in a West Virginia trailer. The story prompted cries of racism and demands for hate crimes trials. I wrote about it previously here.

Megan was tortured all right. Tortured by love!
Now Christie Messer, the woman who told the police about Megan Williams’ situation, and is also the sister of one of the kidnappers, George Messer, is speaking out about what happened. And its a bizarre tale of a love affair that is fit for a Jerry Springer show. According to Messer, Megan Williams was given many chances to leave the Brewsters’ trailer. But she wanted to stay because she loved Bobby Brewster.
From the Daily Mail here:
The day before police found Megan Williams, she was given an opportunity to leave her captors. Christie Messer said she told an officer about the 20-year-old’s captivity after trying to get Williams to safety.
She is the sister of George Messer, one of the six accused of crimes against Williams.
Christie Messer said she visited her brother on Friday, Sept. 7, at his trailer in Big Ugly. He had recently reunited with his girlfriend, Alisha Burton, and moved out of the Brewster trailer.
It was there that Christie Messer says she found Megan Williams in a back bedroom, eating macaroni out of a bowl on the floor.
Williams was in black lingerie, with cuts on her body that were clearly infected.
Christie Messer said she let Williams out of the bedroom. She gave her the keys to her car and told her to go to the car, but Williams refused to leave, she said.
“She said, ‘I don’t want to go. I love Bobby [Brewster].’
Messer said she told Megan she needed to go to the hospital to get treatment for the cuts on her leg.
Messer said she told her brother to take Megan back to the Brewster trailer in Big Creek and she would bring the girl antibiotics.
On her way to the trailer she stopped and saw a deputy she knew, Michael Sutherland, and told him about what had been happening to Williams.
“He told me not to worry, that they would get a few guys together and go get her,” Christie Messer said. Police arrived a short time later, she said.
It had been previously reported that Williams was undergoing torture for at least a week. This is not true. Williams had been putting up with abuse for over two months prior to her rescue from the Brewsters’ trailer.
On July 9, Trooper T.L. Toney and another trooper were dispatched to the Brewster trailer. Frankie Brewster called and said Williams refused to leave, Toney said.
The troopers spoke with both Frankie Brewster and Williams and everyone agreed that she would gather her clothes and leave, Toney said. Megan was told that if she did not leave or if she came back, charges could be filed against her.
Toney said Williams had no marks or indications of abuse when he saw her.
On July 18, Bobby Ray Brewster was charged with domestic battery and domestic assault for allegedly striking and verbally threatening Williams at the Big Creek trailer where she was eventually tortured.
On July 21st, Williams was back at the trailer, Christie Messer said.
Messer said that, according to her brother, the first night back in the trailer was when Williams was forced to eat dog and rat feces and to lick parts of Frankie Brewster’s body.
“Bobby was mad about the [domestic violence petition] and they were just being mean to her. He [Bobby Brewster] said it was because she had him put in jail … and because his mom had to pay $300 to get him out of jail.”
Williams was stabbed on Aug. 17, Christie Messer said. She knows the exact date because she has had to go over the details with investigators, she said. Messer said she doesn’t believe Williams was stabbed repeatedly.
“I guess it’s been going on for months. They would get drunk and do stuff to her and the next day everything would be OK,” Christie Messer said.
I am having a really tough time wrapping my head around Megan Williams’ insistence on staying with Bobby Brewster and his abusive circle of freaky friends and family. But its becoming apparent that she could have left her situation, and in fact, was urged to- first by police under threat of arrest, and then by Messer. Some have suggested that she was mentally disabled. But what kind of retarded love would make a woman eat feces, have oral sex with her boyfriend’s mom and then refuse a trip to the hospital to treat an infected wound?
And now Megan Williams has teamed up with a hate group, the New Black Panthers, led by Malik Shabbaz. The New Black Panthers are still trying to pass off this incident as a hate crime, and are marching to raise money for Megan Williams. That the Williams’ embraced Shabbaz and his hateful band of racist merry men only adds fuel to the fire that inflames this ridiculous story.
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Credit Card Cloning Scam
Oct 28th
If you are like me, you probably believe that most cashiers and waiters are honest, hard working folk, and often harding working that you are. Waiters, bartenders and cashiers are always on their feet, hustling to keep you happy or keep the line moving at the store. But would they rip you off, right in front of your face?
There is an interesting video that shows how some scammers use card readers to swipe your credit card details. By watching this video you can help spot the tactics to know if someone is trying to rip you off.
Things to watch out for:
- Taking the credit card to an unusual spot in the pub- like the kitchen or a “better lit” spot at the end of the bar.
- Clumsy drops of the credit card
- Someone pretending to “clean” the magnetic strip
- Too much scrutiny of the signature. Are they memorizing the CCV?
Stolen credit card information is not often used immediately by criminals. A valid credit card with a pin number is considered as black market currency to hackers. They will often trade such information to other hacker groups in exchange for botnets, software exploits, or denial of service attacks. It could be weeks before anyone tries to steal money from your account.
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Hackers Targeting Stoners?
Oct 26th
The F-Secure web blog highlights today an amusing phishing scam in which phishers blast out spam emails touting the best “herbal” remedies. Actually, the spam emails claim that they are the world’s source for “legal” marijuana. If you visit the site they link to you can see several tarry buds for sale and it provides an online shopping experience.

Stoners beware: Pot makes you stupid enough to fall for online fraud.
You can read the rest of the analysis of this scam at F-Secure here. The gist is that it is likely a phishing botnet that is both sending the emails and hosting the fake online pot store.
As such, you can bet that any credit number provided for a shipment of these illegal goods will certainly get swiped.
But I wonder why hackers don’t target someone with more motivation? Most stoners wouldn’t have good jobs that would afford them the necessary credit history to get a credit card in the first place. Or if they do, are the hackers counting on the fact that pot makes you stupid enough to hand over the credit card number on a fake website? Or maybe they are hoping that this type of fraud will take longer to be reported. Who would tell the cops they were ripped off by trying to buy pot online?
Or are the hackers fantasizing about what they are going to buy with their ill-gotten gains?
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Last Supper Goes Online
Oct 26th
I am pretty excited about this. One of the world’s most famous murals will be posted online so people from all over the world can see it close up without having to travel to Milan, Italy. Prior versions of the painting online have been low resolution or bad photos from books.

Typical Internet versions have looked like this. Tomorrow you will be able to see brush strokes.
From Reuters here:
A high-resolution image of Da Vinci’s “Last Supper” will soon be posted on the Internet by an Italian technology firm, allowing art lovers and conspiracy theorists alike to scrutinize it from their own computers.
The digital imaging firm, called HAL9000 after the killer computer in Stanley Kubrick’s film “2001: A Space Odyssey,” will post the 16-17 giga pixel image on its Web site www.haltadefinizione.com on Saturday.
Located in a former monks’ dining hall adjacent to a church in Milan, the 500-year-old mural by Leonardo Da Vinci depicts Jesus Christ when he predicts that one of his apostles will betray him.
“This will make it easier for people to see it,” he said, referring to the difficulties of arranging a visit to the hall where the mural is located.
So many tourists visiting Milan want to see it that they often have to make reservations at least a month in advance.
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The Marvels of Chinese Culture and Medicine
Oct 25th
A woman dubbed “the human pincushion” had surgery to remove 26 pins and needles that her twisted grandparents shoved into her as a baby to somehow attempt to force her sex to change to male.

From the Telegraph here:
Doctors in China have saved the life of a woman who had 26 pins and needles inserted into her body when she was a child in an apparent attempt to change her sex to a boy.
The objects were discovered when the 29-year-old woman, named in local papers as Luo Cuifen, went to hospital for a check-up after she started experiencing blood in her urine.
They had penetrated vital organs such as the lungs, kidney and liver, while a needle in her brain had broken into three pieces. Others in her chest were lodged near major arteries.
The woman believes they were inserted into her as a child by her grandparents, who were disappointed she was not a boy.
Since the one-child policy came into force, around the time of Miss Luo’s birth, many girl children have been aborted, abandoned, or killed after birth – in some cases by grandparents.
What a wonderful culture where boys are better than girls. And what kind of screwed-up folk medicine did they practice in China that made anyone believe that needles could change the sex of a human?
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Reason 80 to HomeSchool- Girl’s Soccer Coach Won’t Rape Your Son
Oct 25th
Meet Crissy Morris. She was arrested for 5 counts of raping one of her male students. She is also the girl’s soccer coach of Hurricane High School in Hurricane, Utah.

Her underage boyfriend told her, “I’m just not that into you, and by the way, I’m calling the cops.”
From KUTV here:
A southern Utah high school teacher was jailed on Wednesday for having sex with one of her students.
Cris Morris, 29, of Washington City was booked into the county jail on five counts of rape, which is a first-degree felony.
Morris, who works at Hurricane High School, was placed on administrative leave while officials investigate the accusations.
By law, anyone under the age of 18 is unable to give consent to have sexual relations with an adult. Therefore, sexual intercourse without legal consent constitutes rape, according to Utah law.
She was a good soccer coach, taking her team to the quarter finals, just last week. She was pretty good at scoring with the kids, too apparently. Oh, and she is married and has a little boy named Andy. I guess her husband Rusty will be filing those divorce and custody papers sometime soon. A glowing bio of her was written in 2004 located here.
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Storm Botnet Becomes Self Defending?
Oct 25th
The botnet that was built by the Storm Worm is estimated to contain up to 5 million compromised hosts, with enough computing power to rival the top ten supercomputers combined.

Now it is becoming apparent to some security researchers that the storm worm is defending itself against attempts to catalog or destroy the command and control nodes. Whether or not the cluster is doing this automatically or if it is signaling bot herders to do it manually is unknown at this time.
From the Reg here:
New features of botnets created by the infamous Storm Worm allow denial of service attacks to be launched against security defenders that attempt to interrupt its operation.
Attempts to probe command-and-control servers can result in a withering counter-attack of malicious traffic that can swamp the internet connections of security activists for days, according to Josh Korman, host-protection architect the ISS security division of IBM.
“As you try to investigate [Storm], it knows, and it punishes,” Korman told delegates at the Interop New York conference this week, Network World reports.
It’s unclear whether the counter-attacks are launched automatically by the malign system or by botnet herders manually. What is clear is that the code behind the malware is evolving.
Instead of simply disabling anti-virus applications, the latest refinement to the worm means that such applications may appear to run but are unable to detect malware. “It’s running, but it’s not doing anything,” Korman explained. “You can brain-dead anything.”
As malware writers become more sophisticated and they improve their botnets, it is inevitable that they should be able to collectively defend itself against interruption. Soon security researchers will need to deploy hacker techniques against the clusters to combat them, such as man-in-the-middle attacks or denial of service attacks- things that clearly cross the line and are in fact, illegal.
Will white hat researchers have to become “gray hats” to keep the internet safe? And would vigilante justice be justified in such a pursuit?
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OLPC Laptops to be Cow Powered
Oct 25th
Everyone who is familiar with this blog knows I have a er… “beef” with the OLPC program. It is a monumental waste of 1 Billion dollars to give inoperable technology to poverty-stricken children. Children in poor countries need running water, ready and abundant power, and sturdy roads for transportation. Once basic infrastructure is in place then do-gooders can worry about educating the masses.

Now I hear that the crank mechanisms that are supposed to be used to power the crappy laptops may not be enough. So they are working on an alternative source of electricity. Cow Power. They are going to take an old generator out of a used car, run a bunch of belts and pulleys and use it to power the laptops in one Indian village. If this “Rube Goldburgery” isn’t proof of the foolishness of OLPC backers, nothing is. If a village has no power, why not donate money to purchase a diesel generator or run electricity to the village? Idiots.
From Infoworld here:
The One Laptop Per Child Project (OLPC) is toying with a novel source of power for its low-cost XO laptops: cows.
“We plan to drive a dynamo (taken from an old Fiat) through a system of belts and pulleys using cows/cattle,” wrote OLPC’s Arjun Sarwal, in an e-mail dated Oct. 21 and posted to one of the group’s discussion lists.
Sarwal and others are now finalizing the design of the cow-powered generator.
The goal is to develop a low-cost energy source that can be used in Indian villages. Working in a village close to Mumbai, Sarwal said the group considered using solar energy but sunlight near Mumbai was not “consistently strong.” There was not enough wind or running water nearby to use these as sources of power, and the cost of running a gas-powered motor was too high.
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Reason 368 to HomeSchool: Special Ed Teacher Won’t Bang Your Special Needs Son and Let Him Drive Without a License
Oct 24th
There seems no end of predatory behavior by school teachers. The latest story is about a homely special education teacher by the name of Christina Butler who was having sex with a ninth grader. And after a romp in the hay, she would let him run around in her Jeep, without a license, giving all of his special friends a ride.

Tina Butler is a Special Education Teacher who admitted to giving one student an “extra special education.”
From Local10.com here:
A 33-year-old high-school teacher was arrested after admitting that she had sex with a 16-year-old student.
Christina Butler, a ninth-grade teacher at Middleton High School, admitted to the relationship with the boy after a series of events Tuesday that began with a police stakeout targeting street crime at an apartment complex, police said.
Officers first followed a group of six boys who left the apartment complex on bicycles, the report said. Later, the same group was pulled over driving erratically in Butler’s Jeep Grand Cherokee.
The 16-year-old driver, who did not have a license, told police that his friend Butler let him use the vehicle. Another boy told an officer that the driver was involved in a relationship with the teacher.
Butler was called to the scene and questioned by officers who said she eventually admitted having sex with the student, whom she taught in one of her classes.
Charged with lewd or lascivious battery, she was released early Wednesday after posting $7,500 bail.
She was suspended with pay from her $35,000-a-year job until the school board can address the situation. Butler is a new teacher at Middleton High, having just started there in August. She teaches special education.
Update!
It turns out that the school was warned previously about Butler having sex with the retarded child. But instead of investigating Butler, they suspended the student who reported her for spreading rumors!
From Tampabay.com here:
About two weeks ago, a girl started talking at Middleton High, telling people that a special education teacher for the mentally disabled was sleeping with one of her students.
Middleton principal Carl Green talked with the teacher, Christina Butler, 33, and the 16-year-old boy. Both denied it, said Hillsborough school spokesman Stephen Hegarty. The girl continued to talk, though, saying the teacher should be fired. Administrators suspended the girl, “pending conference,” which means until she and a parent or guardian sat down with an administrator to talk.
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TJMaxx Announces They Are Not Finished Screwing Their Customers
Oct 24th
The breach of TJMaxx customer data, which I initially wrote about here, has been updated. Brian Krebs at the WaPo says that data loss could have affected as many as 94 Million accounts.

The cost of doing business when you can’t keep your data secured? How about One Billion Dollars, Dr. Evil.

From the WaPo here:
TJX Breach Was Twice as Bad as First Reported
The largest digital data theft ever recorded was bigger than originally thought. TJX, the Massachusetts retail giant that earlier this year disclosed that a series of network and computer intrusions had compromised more than 45 million credit- and debit-card numbers, may have lost more than twice that number.A group of banks suing TJX over the compromises now claim that more than 94 million accounts were affected in the break-ins, according to The Boston Globe. The thefts included about 65 million Visa account numbers and roughly 29 million MasterCard credentials.
Several analysts have estimated that the total costs to TJX could run as high as $1 billion, including legal settlements and lost sales. To date, though, sales figures reported by TJX suggest that shoppers have not been put off by the breach.
TJX believes intruders stole the data via insecure wireless networks at two Marshalls stores in Miami.
An insecure wireless network. But not only that, such a network would have to be directly connected to internal databases that were also unfirewalled and weakly protected. Most security should have layers of protection, but it sounds like TJX had none of that.
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Safest City for Zombie Outbreak? Lansing, Michigan
Oct 24th
Now this is what I call specialized training.
Lansing Michigan, in addition to normal training for fires, crime waves, mass protests and even terror attacks, also practices how to repel a zombie invasion! You just never know, says the mayor.

From the Lansing State Journal here:
Imagine waking up tomorrow, switching on the news and hearing the anchor say that Lansing — or even the world — is being overrun with brain-eating zombies. No, we’re not talking about the Halloween variety. The real deal.
That means you won’t be stopping at QD for that doughnut on the way to work. In fact, you probably won’t be going to work ever again – well, unless your current job involves splitting zombie skulls.
Forget filling out reports, you’re probably going to spend your days either running away like a wuss or going toe-to-toe with reanimated mounds of flesh.
Do you know where your crowbar is?
If your best buddy, your neighbor or your mail carrier came lurching toward you with a soulless look in their eyes, would you have what it takes to ice them?
If the zombies attacked today, would you be ready? Would Lansing?
Prepared for an invasion
Lansing police and fire crews say they’re ready for any attack on our fine city. Officials said Lansing wouldn’t be taken by surprise and in a few hours could be armed to the teeth.
“We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years,” said Lansing Police Lt. Bruce Ferguson.
“People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we’ll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.
“If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we’ll block off the exits so they miss the city.”
You know, large natural disasters such as the California wildfires may actually be a government coverup for a huge zombie outbreak. The fires may be a result of burning piles of infected undead corpses or even the use of flamethrowers by the military. Once the smoke clears and bodies turn up, people should check the corpse’s heads. If they have head wounds, that is clear evidence that there was a battle and the zombies lost.
At least one city is prepared.
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