I have been smoke free for several years now.  But I still like to visit pubs where people smoke, and every now and then I see a movie, like Tarantino’s Death Proof, which shows scenes where someone takes a drag on a cigarette, and it makes it look so appealing I want to run out and buy a pack of Marlboro Reds. I still get the urge to pick up the habit again.

Now Congress is talking about expanding the SCHIP program, which is free medical services to poor children.  The Democrats want to expand the coverage to wealthier kids and to even some adults, and to pay for it, the nation will need 22 Million more smokers.  Should I do my part to help out?  It could save a life.  Check out this video, which demonstrates the point.

On second thought, screw the little bastards.  They should pay for their own healthcare by becoming smokers themselves.  In fact, I’m going to give out cigarettes to kids for Halloween.  The nation needs more smokers, so I will do my part to get them hooked.

Thanks to HotAir for the tip.

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