Hillary Mask is Halloween’s Scariest

Forget the gnarly burned face of Freddy Kruger.  The scariest face on the 31st will be that of the Human Cankle, Hillary Rodham Clinton.  I hear she’s running for President too.  I am going to send her a huge box of crest white strips.  Is that tax deductable?

 
Aiieee!!! The Face of Fright. Seriously, try some Pepsodent and some Crest strips.

From the AP here:

Hillary Rodham Clinton leads in a poll for top choice when people were asked which major 2008 presidential candidate would make the scariest Halloween costume.
 
Asked about costume choices, 37 percent in an Associated Press-Ipsos survey this month chose New York Sen. Clinton.  Clinton was the choice of four in 10 men and one-third of women.

You know how I know she would take care of the country?  Look how well she cared for her teeth.  She would definitely show the same amount of effort she puts into flossing.