Safest City for Zombie Outbreak? Lansing, Michigan
Now this is what I call specialized training.
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Lansing Michigan, in addition to normal training for fires, crime waves, mass protests and even terror attacks, also practices how to repel a zombie invasion! You just never know, says the mayor.
From the Lansing State Journal here:
Imagine waking up tomorrow, switching on the news and hearing the anchor say that Lansing — or even the world — is being overrun with brain-eating zombies. No, we’re not talking about the Halloween variety. The real deal.
That means you won’t be stopping at QD for that doughnut on the way to work. In fact, you probably won’t be going to work ever again – well, unless your current job involves splitting zombie skulls.
Forget filling out reports, you’re probably going to spend your days either running away like a wuss or going toe-to-toe with reanimated mounds of flesh.
Do you know where your crowbar is?
If your best buddy, your neighbor or your mail carrier came lurching toward you with a soulless look in their eyes, would you have what it takes to ice them?
If the zombies attacked today, would you be ready? Would Lansing?
Prepared for an invasion
Lansing police and fire crews say they’re ready for any attack on our fine city. Officials said Lansing wouldn’t be taken by surprise and in a few hours could be armed to the teeth.
“We have been doing mock disasters and cross training for several years,” said Lansing Police Lt. Bruce Ferguson.
“People can feel confident, if zombies start invading, we’ll know how to close the streets. We can get chainsaws too.
“If a swarm comes in on I-496 westbound, we’ll block off the exits so they miss the city.”
You know, large natural disasters such as the California wildfires may actually be a government coverup for a huge zombie outbreak. The fires may be a result of burning piles of infected undead corpses or even the use of flamethrowers by the military. Once the smoke clears and bodies turn up, people should check the corpse’s heads. If they have head wounds, that is clear evidence that there was a battle and the zombies lost.
At least one city is prepared.
What about Anchorage? Wouldn’t the zombies freeze?
Perhaps, but they would thaw every summer.
And I thought that picture was of Spartan fans. Perhaps it’s the same thing?
what about alaska that place is not really that populated
Alaska is empty because of the Zombie grizzlies.
wow thats cool is that happend in real life thow.