Your third grader won’t be taught by a crackhead or a junkie.  Meet Krista Crosby.  She has a comic book name, and her superpower is the ability to fail spectacularly at being an educator.  She also has one of the most pathetic booking photos ever.
 
Krista brought her heroin and her pot to school because she [...]

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The Make A Wish Foundation has a new line of movies out.  Here is the first one created by Travis, a brave little boy.  Don’t you wish all movies were like this masterpiece film?  Click below to watch “The Boy Who Everyone Loved and Who Never Died.”

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Some stupid hippies who managed to work at CalTech as JPL contractors are suing the federal government.  They want to block NASA from implementing a new badging process which every other federal employee and contractor has already gone through.

The process involves being fingerprinted and having a background check performed.  Once fingerprints are taken and run through [...]

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Vlad Tepes, or Vlad the 3rd, known as the Impaler, or as his name became known by the Islamic people who ultimately defeated him, Dracula, the Satan-  was one of the first to stand against the rushing onslaught of Islamic savagery in Old Europe.

Constantinople had recently fallen to the expanding Islamic Caliphate in 1453, and [...]

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This is Holly Schnobrich.  Fresh off of a DUI conviction, she got hopped up on Percocets and Vodka and then made her 5 year-old son drive her home.  Yee Haw!
 
From the Indychannel here:
A woman was arrested for letting her 5-year-old son drive her around while she was intoxicated, police said.
Holly Schnobrich, 24, of Lafayette, was [...]

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Its obvious that the Federal Government can’t solve the illigal alien problem by itself.  Its going to take the cooperation of the state law enforcement to help identify known illegals that are in custody.  Once identified, they should be held for deportation.
The Virginia Republican party has a sensible 5-point plan to help things along.  Hopefully [...]

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In fact, more scientists now agree that with global warming skeptics than agree that mankind is causing global warming.  Over 500 modern papers on climate change were reviewed, and only one of them said that mankind was behind global warming and it would lead to catastrophic effect on the planet.
 
From DailyTech here:
Of 528 total papers [...]

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Monster has hired some security experts to help shore up their horrible network security to try to prevent another breach like the most recent debacle-  the loss of 1.6 Million user resume files which included the names, addresses and phone numbers of job seekers.
 
From the AP here:
Monster Worldwide Inc., a major online job-search site, said Wednesday [...]

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One of my favorite bands right now, and the video from one of my favorite songs.  Pure rock and roll!  Click below to enjoy.  The band’s website is here.

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Carnage at Earthlink.  And more to come probably.  Earthlink is trying to phase away from its money-losing business of cheap dial-up internet service to focus on a new money-losing business of “myspace mobile phones” and the money-losing business of city-wide wireless networks.
 
From CNET here:
Internet service provider EarthLink said Tuesday that it would lay off approximately 900 [...]

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Many people vividly remember the Sony rootkit scandal of 2005.  I still detect hosts on networks I monitor as being infected with the rootkit, prompting a system rebuild.  If you are not familiar with the 2005 scandal, Wikipedia has a pretty good summary here.  Essentially, Sony wanted to agressively protect its copyrights on its music, [...]

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The Burning Man Festival in the Nevada desert ran into a snag when Paul Addis decided to get a jump start on the celebration.  He ignited the towering wooden sculpture of the Burning Man Monday after midnight.  It was supposed to spark into blaze on Saturday.  Thousands could be heard saying “Bummer, Man” all at [...]

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Not much of a shock, huh?  Any bitch who would drive cross-country in a diaper so she could confront her boyfriend’s lover with a BBgun, duct tape, mace, and a mallet wouldn’t be too stable, eh?  But get a load of her laundry-list of excuses in the story below:
 
From the AP here:
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak is [...]

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Does anyone speak “Stupid Blonde Whore?”  Watch this video and help me decipher “Miss South Carolina” Lauren Caitlin Upton’s Miss Teen USA response to a question about poor geography skills in US schools.

I think her response translates into “Well, like schools are hard, and thinking is like, all hard and stuff too- and like, in [...]

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We all hate popup ads.  Most of us also hate flash animation ads that block out web articles we are trying to read, and we get pissed off more when we have problems finding the “close” button to make the ad go away.  Now imagine that you get those popup ads every 30 minutes, and [...]

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This picture is just too sickly sweet not to post.  Baby hedgehogs.  Orphans.  Their mama was squished by a palette truck.  They were taken in by a wildlife park and are being nursed back to health by a cleaning brush.

Somewhere I gotta find a picture of orphan turtles getting cozy with a VW hubcap.  Thanks [...]

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Minneapolis airport is a major hub for many connections to the northwest.  But apparently it is also renowned for having quickie gay sex between flights. 
It seems that the Republican US Senator from Idaho, Larry Craig, likes to skulk around in filthy public restrooms so he can engage in anonymous gay sex. 
 
Disgusting on so many levels.  Forget that [...]

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Vick pleaded guilty and then held a presser in which he claims that Jesus has forgiven him, so won’t we do the same?
 
From the AJC here:
Vick apologized to the world, asked for forgiveness and promised to redeem himself as he faces what could be more than a year in prison.
“I want to apologize for all [...]

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Like many people in the IT industry, I spent my allotted time working on a Help Desk, trying to help users get their problems solved, and also trying not to strangle the stupid and the inept.  I never had a great sign like this one below that I saw on Neatorama.  I usually responded to [...]

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Or was fired or whatever.  Im sure more details will be forthcoming.  Gonzales was under constant hounding by the Democrats in congress about the firings of several federal attorneys, which is perfectly legal to do under any circumstances.
 
Maybe if Gonzales deported kids he could have kept his job.
But if you roll tanks into a private [...]

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