Help Me, I Need a Translator

Does anyone speak “Stupid Blonde Whore?”  Watch this video and help me decipher “Miss South Carolina” Lauren Caitlin Upton’s Miss Teen USA response to a question about poor geography skills in US schools.

I think her response translates into “Well, like schools are hard, and thinking is like, all hard and stuff too- and like, in the Iraq there are like, different thinking and like, South African children like MySpace comments like, even more than me!”

Her response should prove that parents need to homeschool their children, especially the stupid ones.

What a waste of time her doting parents spent on this brainless tool, entering her into pageants.  Lauren should go straight to the pole.  She is too stupid to be in Playboy.  And even if she had won, wouldn’t a scholarship be wasted on this dolt?