Your third grader won’t be taught by a crackhead or a junkie.  Meet Krista Crosby.  She has a comic book name, and her superpower is the ability to fail spectacularly at being an educator.  She also has one of the most pathetic booking photos ever.

 

Krista brought her heroin and her pot to school because she just can’t make it through the day without her smack.

From Omaha.com here:

An Omaha Public Schools (OPS) teacher will be fired after bringing heroin and drug paraphernalia to the elementary school where she taught.

Krista Crosby, a third-grade teacher at Florence Elementary, 7902 North 36th St., was removed Thursday from her classroom.

An employee of the school found a bag containing possible narcotics that belonged to Crosby. A small amount of marijuana and paraphernalia were also found on Crosby, according to police.

Crosby will not be returning to OPS, because the evidence was apparent.

She is not the first OPS teacher arrested in a drug case.

Lynn Weibel was arrested at her home in 2005 and later convicted of possession of a controlled substance – methamphetamine. She was a fourth-grade teacher at Wakonda Elementary at the time, but was later fired.  Another OPS teacher, Jolene Cortez, was arrested earlier that year and convicted of conspiracy to distribute meth from her home. She was fired from her job as a second-grade teacher at Conestoga Magnet Center.

Meth must be huge in Omaha if all the elementary teachers are doing it.  Remember when school teachers weren’t paid enough to afford drugs?

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