I can’t believe that came from your mouth!
30
Dec
Saddam was executed at dawn in the streets of Baghdad. The Arab world immedieately celebrated. The world breathes a sigh of relief today and the Baathists and insurgents in Iraq gasp in horror as their cause begins to collapse.
From the AP here:
Saddam Hussein was taken to the gallows clutching a Quran and [...]
29
Dec
Is the Sherrif’s Deputy that works for Buckeye Police Department. He singlehandedly took a coked-up Mike Tyson off the street and into jail. Apparently Tyson almost backed into the police car at a club where the Deputy was working overtime in a Holiday DUI Task force. The cop saw Tyson brushing white [...]
29
Dec
The split between Sir Paul McCartney and his one-legged whore is heating up. Heather called the cops to report that Paul “stole” paintings by Picasso and Renoir from a shared property. The cops showed up and then left once they determined it was a civil matter.
From the AP here:
LONDON - Police were [...]
29
Dec
Saddam will swing. Likely before sunset in Baghdad today. This is another huge milestone in how the Middle East confronts its future. Here’s to hoping that this brutal man’s death will help bring about peace.
From NBC News here:
Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, sentenced to death for his role in 148 killings [...]
28
Dec
A set of stamps featuring the Beatles Album covers are expected to be released in England on January 9th. I just ordered the First Day Cover, which features all of the stamps, canceled on the day of issue. The reverse of the envelope will feature the backs of the album covers. You can buy Beatles [...]
28
Dec
I wrote about this last week. Turns out that Todd Shriber, the weasel press secretary for US Representative Denny Rehberg, was canned by Rehberg’s Chief of Staff for trying to hire a hacker to alter his college grades.
From the Helena Independent here:
HELENA — Todd Shriber, press secretary for Rep. Denny Rehberg, was fired Thursday, immediately [...]
28
Dec
I doubt that this is a true story, or that Doctors would go along with a patient’s request for this, but it does pose an interesting ethical question. Should a parent that is disabled be allowed to genetically engineer a disabled child? Should you be allowed to request a dwarf? A deaf [...]
28
Dec
My whole life has passed by so far without me sitting down on my living room sofa to watch violent gay porn. At least until last night.
We watched Jackass 2 on DVD. Those. Sick. Bastards! I was uncomfortable the entire time I was watching, and several times my wife had [...]
27
Dec
With his email inbox filling up with spam, and frustrated with the lack of a working technical solution to filter the flood of chain letters, pump and dump scams, and penis growth cream advertisements, God lashed out on Tuesday and severed the undersea cable to China.
With a flick of his almighty wrist, God created an [...]
27
Dec
There is trouble brewing down in Key West, Florida. The Hemingway House, where novelist Ernest Hemingway wrote the novel “A Farewell to Arms” is famous for its lineage of cats, each of which have six toes. All of the cats are descended from Hemingway’s cat Snowball. A neighbor down the street from [...]
24
Dec
It is a mild Christmas Eve in Washington DC. My Wife’s Grandmother is in town and we drove in to the city to see where her husband is interred. The wreaths in front of the grave markers are beautiful, and it adds to the peaceful tranquility of those hallowed grounds.
24
Dec
I stumbled across this the other day and wanted to share it with everyone. Its Walt Disney’s Silly Symphony, “The Night Before Christmas” featuring Santa Claus. Its cute and awesome. Click the pic below to watch the cartoon.
23
Dec
Its almost Christmas eve, which means that the military staffers and volunteers at NORAD will be answering phonecalls and responding to thousands of emails from children to provide updates on the Jolly Elf’s whereabouts. The official NORAD Santa tracking site is here.
NORAD carried out its first Santa tracking in 1958 after inheriting the [...]
22
Dec
I just found out on Drudge that Diddy has been selling his fabulous Sean John line of overpriced hooded jackets lined with genuine dog fur from the mean streets of China.
From the AP here:
NEW YORK - Macy’s has pulled from its shelves and its Web site two styles of Sean John hooded jackets, originally [...]
22
Dec
As judged by the animation industry in 1994. Cityrag has compiled this list and managed to find all of the cartoons online. So if its a slow day, click your favorites and enjoy! Thanks to BWE for the link.
22
Dec
The whore who accused the Duke Lacrosse players of raping her finally changed her mind and decided that maybe she might not have been raped. The prosecutor, Mike Nifong, will drop the charges of rape against the Lacrosse players, but will still pursue charges of kidnapping and sexual assault.
From the AP here:
Prosecutors dropped [...]
21
Dec
Todd Shriber, the Communications Director for Montana Republican Congressman Denny Rehberg, tried to hire hackers to break into his college in order to alter his Grade Point Average. Apparently he had been lying about his GPA and needed it changed, pronto. Rather than coming out with the truth, he solicited people via email to commit felony [...]
21
Dec
With a Speargun! This Florida man has set a world record for catching the largest fish ever with a spear gun. He just happened to be in the water at the time that he encountered the huge Blue Marlin. No one in their right mind would deliberately jump in the water with [...]
20
Dec
Two Richmond VA men, Will Carsola and Dave Stewart went into a DMV in Richmond with outlandish disguises to get Drivers Licenses. They were making a prank film and wanted to capture on tape the incredulous looks of DMV employees who would refuse to issue licenses to idiots in disguises. [...]
20
Dec
You don’t hear too much about logic bombs anymore. But one Medco systems administrator tried to launch a logic bomb and was busted by other sysadmins on the network. A logic bomb is a piece of code written to perform a damaging routine at a specific time or when the right condition is [...]
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