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Robo-Ritas
Apr 21st
Got back from the quick Disney Trip. As you exit from Space Mountain, you see this scene from an exotic space destination in which you have robots serving Margaritas. Not a bad idea on paper, but would having a robot bartender be a good thing? I think by keeping us humans drunk, it would better prepare us for our robot overlords.
And I know one robot who may not be able to make a good mixed drink:
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TSA Agents Are Retards: Frisking White 6-Year-Old Girls
Apr 13th
It has been ten years since Islamic males walked past security at Logan Airport and hijacked American and United Airliners and used them as missiles to destroy US landmarks. And in the ten years since, the TSA has not stopped a single terrorist attempting to terrorize America. They have intercepted 30 metric tons of deodorant, creams and toothpaste, but have not successfully stopped a single plot. And TSA agents, who simply double their welfare salaries by becoming government employees, continue to fondle tiny children in a stupid theater play called security.
This stupid, fat black woman knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this tiny child was not a threat to air travel or to other passengers. Yet she insisted on molesting her anyways.
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Telstra Tower
Apr 13th
This stark radio tower atop of a mountain in Canberra is Telstra Tower, built in 1980. It is ringed with radio and microwave repeaters, and until yesterday, I thought it was just a garish piece of critical infrastructure. Then I heard from friends here that there was a rotating restaurant atop this thing. So of course I went.
Each of the three courses were paired with a regional wine. I had scallops, fresh bread and some great lamb shank. Below is a shot of what the place looks like at night.
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I Have Holed Out on a New Continent
Apr 12th
They do have Golden Tee Golf here in Australia. I found a pretty decent machine, but the distances and wind speeds are measured in meters and kilometers per hour, which has thrown me just a little bit. I also found out I can’t play for cash prizes since my account is tied to US currency, but that’s okay too. Here I am sinking a chip shot for a birdie.
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Wine Tasting in the Canberra Region of Australia
Apr 10th
Rather than write about individual wineries, I thought I’d switch this up just a bit and talk about the entire region of Canberra- Well, mostly the Murrumbateman village region, where I spent most of Sunday Morning. Many wine aficionados like to preach that its not about the wine, but the winemakers who give character to their wine that makes a good wine truly good. So in a region of great wines, how do you pick a winner among four wineries? Simply, the four winemakers who best help you experience their wine.
I visited several wineries, but four stand out in quality. Yass Valley Winery, McKellar Ridge Winery, Dionysus Winery and Clonakilla Winery.
Clonakilla winery is hailed by experts as one of the best wineries in the region. In fact, it was based on this recommendation that I went to the Murrembateman village to begin my winery tour. But the first winery I encountered was the Dionysus Winery. Like many wineries in the region, they specialized in Rieslings and Sauvignon Blancs, but to me what really stood out was their fantastic Shiraz, a bright purple wine with smells of smoke, harvest berries and spice. It was aged in oak, helping to provide a complex, smooth, yet bold flavor to a familiar grape. I took a bottle of their Shiraz back to the hotel to enjoy it during the upcoming week.
Clonakilla, was sadly, lacking in any kind of personal touch, and upon tasting their wines, I honestly had to ask what all the hubbub was about. It was staffed by a young, indifferent man who offered tastings of overpriced wines. His best wine was a Shiraz made from another estate’s grape. While that is not anything to hold against any vineyard, considering some of the local competition who grew local varietals, and grew them better, this caused me to bypass his offering for other regional bottles.
Next on my visit trail was the fantastic Yass Valley Winery, up the street from Clonakilla. This winery was spectacular, mostly because of the winemaker who ran the place. I was welcomed into their bright roomy tasting room, where I helped to remove the reds that were warming(!) over the floor heater because they were too chilly. The winemaker was Mick Withers, a retiree who sank his last years of his life into a beautiful winery making fantastic wines. He playfully guided me through their varieties. Most of their whites were to die for. The Traminer was great, as was the Verdelho, but I ended up settling on the Barbera, a red wine originally from Italy that has a fantastic flavor. I enjoyed a glass of the wine while Withers’ retiree wife made me a beautiful plate of bruscetta with local tomatos and fresh feta cheese. Maybe it was seeing this older couple run their business with pride that made this wine taste so well, but it is most likely the fact that the opposite is true: good wine comes from good, hardworking folk, and this is the clear winner of the wines I enjoyed today.
Last but not least, I stopped by McKellar Ridge Winery, run by Brian Johnston and his talented artist wife, Janet. Janet’s great watercolors, what were left after last week’s wine festival, adorn the tasting room’s walls. The Johnstons are trying to corner the local market on Bordeaux style wines by combining local varieties of Cab Franc, Merlot and Cab Sav together. The wines I tasted that they had to offer were exquisite. And they have won many local awards too. I think they will be successful with their blends. But the Bordeaux style wines were nothing fantastically new to me, coming from Northern Virginia where so many similar blends also tried to capture that French essence. Their whites, however, were what stood out to me. A crisp Sav Blanc and an equally tasty Riesling made for a great sipping wine on a warm rainy Sunday morning as I enjoyed the Johnston’s company.
It really is true. The best wines are not about the chemical makeup of the vintage. Its about the winemakers and their passions- and in my case, their ability to suffer a visiting Yank touring a wet region of outstanding wines.
Oh an that last photo of Kangaroo Prosciutto? I had to try Roo meat while I was here. It goes great with the Barbera!
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Wild Cockatoos of Canberra
Apr 8th
I always thought that Cockatoos were exotic rare equatorial birds. I didn’t know that they are almost the equivalent of pigeons down here in Australia. And though the scale size doesn’t translate well, these animals are much bigger than anything I see in pet stores back home. They tend to flock at sunset, and according to some of the folks I’ve worked with this week, they are kinda destructive too, and will gnaw off antennas from your car to sharpen their beaks.
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Finally! Now that Star Trek Boy Wonder Wil Wheaton Has Felt Violated, Maybe Something Will be Done About the TSA
Apr 7th
Or maybe not. Wil Wheaton, the boy actor of such movies and TV shows as Stand By Me and Star Trek: The Next Generation, has had his small wiener touched during a screening. Now all nerds are crying out in anger against the TSA.
From Wil’s blog here:
Yesterday, I was touched — in my opinion, inappropriately — by a TSA agent at LAX.
I’m not going to talk about it in detail until I can speak with an attorney, but I’ve spent much of the last 24 hours replaying it over and over in my mind, and though some of the initial outrage has faded, I still feel sick and angry when I think about it.
What I want to say today is this: I believe that the choice we are currently given by the American government when we need to fly is morally wrong, unconstitutional, and does nothing to enhance passenger safety.
I further believe that when I choose to fly, I should not be forced to choose between submitting myself to a virtually-nude scan (and exposing myself to uncertain health risks due to radiation exposure)1, or enduring an aggressive, invasive patdown where a stranger puts his hands in my pants, and makes any contact at all with my genitals.
When I left the security screening yesterday, I didn’t feel safe. I felt violated, humiliated, assaulted, and angry. I felt like I never wanted to fly again. I was so furious and upset, my hands shook for quite some time after the ordeal was over. I felt sick to my stomach for hours.
Wil, as a reminder, you pined away for a Democratic controlled government run by Barack Obama. You called Hillary Clinton a sad pathetic girlfriend who wouldn’t take no for an answer. This wasn’t just some fat TSA agent enjoying the feel of your tiny manmeat in his mits, this was Obama, by proxy, tugging your boyish nuts.
Keep shaking. Keep that feeling of violation. This is the government you voted for.
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Australian Winery: Lerida Vineyards
Apr 2nd
I had to drive between Sydney and Canberra, but I was scheduled to arrive too early so I popped into a vineyard on the way. Luckily, they were having their harvest celebration and the tastings were free. Lerida Vineyards is about 15 minutes north of Canberra nestled against the Cullerin Mountain. In the photo below what looks like huge cotton fields is actually their vineyard draped with netting to prevent birds from picking at the fruit.
Their tasting room is very nice with a full service bakery and coffee shop and it overlooks the awesome expanse of the great Canberra Plains.
The Chardonnays they offered were okay, if a bit on the sweet side. For their whites, their Viognier was actually the best- crisp and lightly sweet and best flavor.
The reds were unfortunately, unremarkable. They may be good for the Canberra region, or maybe I’ve been spoiled by Virginia wines, but the only one I really liked was the 2008 Cullerin Pinot Noir.
Aside from the spectacular view of the valley, the vineyard was going all out for their harvest celebration, and it was a wonderful event for their community. Pictured above is also a pumpkin patch with gigantic 5 foot pumpkins and a warning sign to watch out for poisonous snakes.
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Wombat Crossing
Apr 2nd
Landed in Sydney at 6 AM and just got checked into the hotel after a drive to Canberra. The whole driving on the wrong side of the road thing actually gets to be pretty easy after about 30 minutes. But trying to climb into the wrong side of the car seems to be a perpetual problem I just can’t shake.
On the way southwest from Sydney I encountered several of these types of signs- I think it is warning motorists of giant mutant groundhogs, but I can’t be sure.
One thing I’ve noticed about driving around in different countries- the roadkill varies wildly. In my region there are loads of dead deer littering the roads. In the UK, pheasant seems to be the top roadkill. Here in the 3 hours it took to get to Canberra, I think I saw at least one dead wombat, (Crikey they are large!) what I think may have been a dead dingo and upon entering the capitol of Australia, I saw my first kangaroo- splattered on the side of the road.
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Crossing the International Date Line: How I’m Skipping My Birthday
Apr 1st
I am in San Francisco airport between flights at a cafe watching skinny people struggle to pick between bottles of organic cranapple juice or green tea.
I am also reflecting on the remaining trip I have before me tonight- I’m going to Australia. Today is the 1st, and I am soon to be airborne. The 2nd is supposed to be my birthday, just like every year, but this year I have decided to skip it since the date of April 2nd will cease to be.
I will cross the International Date line overnight and will land in Sydney on the 3rd, obliterating my birthday from the calendar. I think I’m down with that.
I am also planning to drive once I get there. Since Australians are stubborn and choose to drive on the wrong side of the road, I jumped at the chance to include third party insurance when I booked my car.
I’ll post pics of my adventures down under.
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Mobility
Apr 1st
Im back on an airplane. This time it’s a long flight and it may be a while before there are regular updates. Feel free to check out the archives.
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DCA is a Scarier Airport Now
Mar 25th
If the wind is coming from the south, passengers on jets landing at the Reagan National Airport in Washington DC, (DCA) are treated to a wild ride as they come in fast over the curving Potomac river with steep turns. To some this landing pattern is fun; to others, it can be pretty scary. Now comes a report that the control tower was unmanned during two landings the other night.
The graphics in the video show the approach coming in from the South, the smoother approach. I know that on United you can listen to the pilot’s radio on one channel. That must have been a frightening moment for the listeners too. And, its why I like Dulles.
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Pics of Hartford in the Snow
Mar 23rd
Another snowshower greeted me this evening as I came back to the hotel. I wanted to get up to the Capitol building and snap some shots because the snow is supposed to get deep overnight- and I don’t want to trudge through the snow tomorrow and I won’t be here Friday afternoon. So here are the shots.
The first shot is on downtown from the Capitol’s Hillside. My hotel is out of frame on the left.
The next shot is of the American mythical beings known as “Indians.” The Capitol is in the background.
After that is a close up of an Indian with a peace pipe and waving goodbye to his ancient traditions.
Next is the Gold-Domed capitol building, adorned with white settlers who tamed this land.
Finally is a statue of Israel Putnam, who commanded the Revolutionary forces at the Battle of Bunker Hill
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Downtown Hartford is Bleak
Mar 22nd
First day of Spring yesterday brought a heavy snowstorm in Hartford. Luckily it didn’t stick. This is the downtown area as seen from my hotel window. White sky, brown buildings and winter-slain lawns make this town look rather bleak. I’m right across from the State Capitol on the other side of the street. I’ll try to get a good photo of the gold-tipped building to post for tomorrow.
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Holed a Chip Shot in Grizzly Flats
Mar 22nd
I’m in Hartford this week. And let me just say this about Connecticut: Lobsters come from Maine, Syrup comes from Vermont and Insurance comes from Connecticut. I mean the state is crawling with Insurance agents and auditors and lawyers. Like WHOA.
Anyways, there aren’t too many Golden Tee Golf games in this burg. I had to drive out to Manchester to find one that was both on and working. My first game was horrible. The second featured this shot and the last was the best of the night. And Golden Tee has a feature that when you are playing a live contest, you can see all of the players and their locations that are competing against you. I have traveled enough now that I am beginning to recognize some of those locations from having played there.
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Great Day at Virginia Living Museum
Mar 19th
It was a wonderful spring day for a visit to the Virginia Living Museum in Newport News, VA. The facility is a great place for exploring the sights, touch and sounds of wildlife, and Cartney just glows when he can touch a Horseshoe Crab or snakeskin. Below is a slideshow of some of the things we got to see and do-
Here is a video of the Tom gobbling and Cartney laughing whenever he did.
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Tower Bridge
Mar 11th
So many modern structures are beginning to crowd the London riverfront. Here is an awesome shot at night of part of the tower bridge. I love the HDR effect too. Looks so much better than the shot I took with my iPhone below from the waterfront next to the Tower of London.
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Memorial of Self Sacrifice
Mar 5th
It is good to be home. The family went out for hot wings and played pinball and the food and atmosphere was so refreshing after a week in London.
I did want to post this memorable photo. It is a memorial to Londoners who died sacrificing themselves for others and it dates back to the 18th century. These touching plaques which line a church wall near St Paul’s Cathedral remember the unlucky everyday somebody who never thought twice about themselves to rescue others. It was so heroic and touching.
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Bunhill Fields
Mar 3rd
I picked a random Tube stop after work today and I exited the Underground at Old Street. I headed south and spotted a cemetery that had some truly old gravestones. In the US you really don’t see things just laying around that date back to the 16th and 17th centuries, so I thought I’d check out the graves. In one corner was a standalone crypt, so I thought the person buried there must be important. I was stunned to find that I was standing at the graveside of John Bunyan, the author of Pilgrim’s Progress, one of the most important literary works of that period. And then, just across the way was a tall marker denoting Daniel Dafoe, the author of Robinson Crusoe. There were many, many other dignitaries buried there, including some Cromwells and even JRR Tolkein’s grandfather.
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6 PM Music: Ray Stevens – “The Skies Just Ain’t Friendly Anymore”
Mar 2nd
My brothers and I used to go to our friends house and listen to his 45 record of Ray Stevens’ “The Streak” over and over again. Until now I had no idea the old codger was still working. But he is and he has an opinion on the TSA.
Thanks to HotAir for the link.
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