Shots Rang Out in the Ghetto

Orange County has one neighborhood that is so bad that cops always go there with backup- sometimes 6 to 8 times per day! The Sheriff was giving a press conference on how bad things are in this horrifying ghetto and someone in the background is firing 6 rounds. No one even flinched.

The Norkies Finally Get Nintendo!

Things move slowly in North Korea where embargoes and the distinct lack of electricity prevent the glorious workers from enjoying some free time. Finally they have managed to replicate the Nintendo gaming system and this is the first officially sanctioned video game approved for the people.