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Democrat War on Women: Marilyn Monroe Murdered by Kennedys?

The DailyMail has a story about how Bobby Kennedy, after poon-swapping with his President brother, ordered the murder of Marilyn Monroe because she knew too much or something.

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From the DailyMail here:

EXCLUSIVE – Bobby Kennedy ordered Marilyn Monroe’s murder by lethal injection to prevent her from revealing her torrid affairs with RFK and JFK: New book sensationally claims to have finally solved the mystery surrounding her death
Investigative journalists Jay Margolis and Richard Buskin believe they they lay to rest any notion that Marilyn committed suicide, and reveal how they think the screen goddess really died
The Kennedy brothers were ‘passing her around like a football,’ revealed brother-in-law, actor Peter Lawford, years after she died
Marilyn knew too much about the Kennedys and threatened to reveal everything
Bobby Kennedy did not act alone, the authors claim. Complicit in the murder was Lawford and Marilyn’s shrink, who gave her the fatal dose of pentobarbitol
Before that, she was given an enema filled with broken-down Nembutals and seventeen chloral hydrates
When ambulance drivers found her in her Brentwood guest house, ‘She was naked. She had no sheet, no blanket. There was no water glass. No alcohol…’

This astute tweet was pretty awesome:

I’m a huge fan of Ockam’s Razor, which states the best explanation for an event is the one that is the simplest and most likely explanation. Hollywood whorish starlets have been doing drugs for decades. I think it is more likely that Marilyn was just a broken woman who OD’d. But the innuendo is pretty lulzy.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

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