Heh. Look at the near-empty office I found next to my corporate office of PlxxxCo out on the West Coast. I peeked inside and could only see a single maniacal employee with a robotic parrot. I’m sure any day now they will find the breakthru they are looking for. But probably [...]

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I don’t have the time to battle evil people, so I don’t think I would be able to be a superhero. But I could certainly get into the super villain business as long as it didn’t take up too much time or cross any lines. For instance, at dinner tonight at a great [...]

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I have a big meeting at PlxxxCo this week, which caused me to have to fly to Oakland California and rent a car and drive to corporate HQ in the Silicon Valley. I am dining as I write this on overpriced room service food (panini is a stupid word that just means crunchy bland sandwich [...]

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Weezer has managed to generate the best geeky music video based on Internet Viral videos ever! This Beans and Franks video, first off, sounds outstanding, especially if you catch it on the radio. But you can catch lots of internet stars in this, including cameos by Tay Zonday, and is that K-Fed? [...]

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I missed attending the parade that precedes the Ride of the Patriots this weekend. Check out last year’s slideshow here. But my buddy Tom went and sent along this photo of the Orange County Chopper designed for the US Army. Totally badass.

Hope everyone had a great Memorial Day!

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This is according to BWE here. Janet Jackson sings about love that is “heavy as a first day period.” Holy Gross Similes, Batman!
You can check it out at the video below. The actual lyrics begin at 2:30 .

The lyrics:
Flyer than a pelican find another
Chick better than I don’t see her
Cause my swag is [...]

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If you see the Google Street View van drive by, whip out your Googles. Just like this girl in Chicago.

From the Reg here:
we suspect that as the Street View motorised tentacles extend across the globe, the sport of “Flash your Googles” will become increasingly popular.
Yeah, let’s hope so. I want to see [...]

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A targeted spear-phishing attack aimed at corporate executives are shaking up some companies today. The emails look like notifications from the United States Tax Court that someone in the company has neglected to pay their taxes. Then the email urges the reader to download the full petition from a website, which of course [...]

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The pace of work is pretty heavy now which is why posting has slowed to a crawl. I’m in the middle of performing compliance scans for my new company, PlxxxCo, and we are up against a deadline so some of the engineers are getting a little panicky about not being able to complete their [...]

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I had the terrible experience of sitting through Strange Wilderness, a horrible movie so bad that it scored a 0.0 on Rotten Tomatoes.

About as funny as watching a cute animal die a long slow death - and probably as painful.

Full Review | Comment
04/11/08 04:40 AM

Glen Ferris
Empire Magazine

‘Strange Wilderness’ isn’t funny enough to produce anything [...]

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Wow, a malignant brain tumor. Nice way to go. Its better than drowning in a car.

From the AP here:
A cancerous brain tumor caused the seizure Sen. Edward M. Kennedy suffered over the weekend, doctors said Tuesday in a grim diagnosis for one of American politics’ most enduring figures.
They said tests conducted [...]

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This is indy music, but the sound is pretty cool. I think the difference between Indy music stars and rockstars may have something to do with how attractive the singers are. Or maybe it’s hair gel. I dunno, click the video to enjoy.

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Check out [GAS] for my latest post about the stupidity of the pentagon’s bureaucracy as they finally get around to defining “cyberspace” for their war chiefs.

Thanks to Sean for the .pdf!

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If you are like most people, you enjoy some gooey nachos and a huge video arcade. One of the best places to play video games and chow down on junk food is the Dave and Busters restaurants. But if you used a credit card at one of their stores recently, your credit card [...]

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We were watching a movie at home and munching on snacks. The strawberry twizzlers were broken out and enjoyed until Jess slapped me with one. Those freakin’ candy ropes hurt like the dickens! Seriously, they should put a warning label on the candy bag. We both ended up with twizzlers burns, [...]

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Lori Drew is rightfully the most hated person on the internet. She impersonated a boy on MySpace with the express intention of hurting Megan Meier, a little girl who was her neighbor. That girl, brokenhearted over drama resulting from the fake MySpace page, committed suicide.

I never covered this story since it was so [...]

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The British tabloids are going berserk over “emo” fashion and attitudes taking root in Great Britain. And supposedly, wearing black clothing makes their precious snowflakes want to “snuff it.”
First up is the face of failure- Hannah Bond. She goes from homely to goth-and-homely, to having pennies over her eyes.

From the Mail here:
Hannah [...]

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This is what you get when you strap rockets to your hang glider. I guess everyone needs a hobby, but wow.
From the BBC here:
A 48-year-old Swiss man has successfully jumped out of a plane over the Alps using a new improved version of his jet propelled hang-glider.
Yves Rossy has spent five years training for [...]

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Liberals are wetting themselves over the possibility that ICE agents are injecting sedatives into illegal aliens when they are packed onto airplanes for deportation. Oh Noes!!!

I think its great. I hope they get injected with a drug that makes them forget how to sneak across the border.
From Reuters here:
The U.S. government has injected [...]

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Being a black superstar means you have to invent a new line of clothing. Pdiddy has Sean John. Jay Z has Rocawear. Even porn-lovin’ Kanye West has a stupid clothing line called Pastelle. Now Beyonce Knowles came out with her overpriced clothing line called “House of Dereon.”
In a recent ad blitz [...]

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