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Miss Jackson If You’re Nasty: Janet Sings About Her Menses

This is according to BWE here. Janet Jackson sings about love that is “heavy as a first day period.” Holy Gross Similes, Batman!

You can check it out at the video below. The actual lyrics begin at 2:30 .

The lyrics:

Flyer than a pelican find another
Chick better than I don’t see her
Cause my swag is serious

Something heavy like a first day period

Strum me like a guitar blow out my amplifier
When you hear some feedback keep going take it higher

Why is it that the Jackson’s always want us to know what’s going on inside them? But Nasty Jackson is indeed singing about riding the cotton pogo stick. Singing about straining tomatoes. Singing about Organic African Chunky Marinara. Singing about making teabags for vampires. Singing about a rusty axe gash. Singing an ode to Aunt Flo. Serenading Carrie on Prom Night. A ballad about hitting the jackpot on the RedCross Slot Machine.

Dr. Jones

Do not talk about fight club. Oops.

One thought on “Miss Jackson If You’re Nasty: Janet Sings About Her Menses

  • Mizz Chocolaty

    Ha, wow really

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