I can't believe that came from your mouth!
Twizzlers Spousal Abuse
We were watching a movie at home and munching on snacks. The strawberry twizzlers were broken out and enjoyed until Jess slapped me with one. Those freakin’ candy ropes hurt like the dickens! Seriously, they should put a warning label on the candy bag. We both ended up with twizzlers burns, but Jess got the worst of it, which is just fine since she started it. And I did a Google search for “twizzlers hurt” and got this video.
Those red marks on their arms are welts, not stains from the candy.
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