Dude, You’re Getting a Pinkslip!
Dell is going to fire one in ten employees over the next year. Ouch. From CNET here: Dell...
Monthly Archives: May 2007
Downtime
It appears that OLM, my hosting provider had a bit of a disaster today. Something about a giant surge...
NASA Chief Gets It
The current head of NASA, Michael Griffin understands NASA’s role in the Climate Change Debate: Its not NASA’s job...
Top Spammer Behind Bars
Robert Soloway sent so much spam that prosecutors think that worldwide spam will be noticeably reduced during his lockup. ...
Using Google Maps for Fun and Chaos
If the United States government took a picture of your home, your car, and your neighborhood and put it...
Yoko Ono Dines on Corgi
Update! NOT! Turns out that the British media reported this originally, and it was picked up by TMZ.com, who...
How Weak Are You
If a Hamster can kick your ass? This sounds like a bad Monty Python skit, but a British man...
Stingy with the Chili Sauce
A man got pissed at a manager of a Wendy’s because he wouldn’t give the man enough chili sauce...
Cutest Nigerian 419’s Evah!
Aww, look at the cuteness and send me all your money. Gullible women are falling for the Nigerian advance...
Apple Stores Block MySpace
Apple is too cool for self-obsessed bad HTML coders. Too many idiots were coming into the Apple Stores and...
MPAA Uses Night Vision Goggles
What is up with Malaysia and the MPAA? I could maybe understand using dogs to crack DVD piracy rings,...
Lindsay Lohan is a Menace
How can an underaged woman drink so much? Lindsay wrecked her $175,000 Mercedes because she was drunk and stupid. ...
Memorial Day Ride of the Patriots
I just got back from an emotional ceremony in the parking lot of Patriot Harley Davidson in Fairfax Virginia. ...
Bellycasting
We are making a Belly Cast. Ingredients is one very pregnant belly, lots of plaster casting strips and whatever paint...
Big Rosie Leaves the View
Meat-fisted bully Rosie O’Donnell is leaving The View early. She had one last fight with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, and then...
Beak Lickin’ Good
I was going through my weblogs last night and stumbled on a strange referral to the site. It was...
Gazewitz Should Get a Real Baby
Yeah, I’m a heartless bastard sometimes. And I admit, I laughed out loud at the notion that this lady...
Environmentalists Happy With Naples Garbage
Environmentalism is so kooky in Italy that they refuse to allow anyone to build new landfills to dispose of...
Twice as Inconvenient
The Goracle is going to make a sequel to An Inconvenient Truth. From Cinematical here: If this summer movie...
Swimming Dinosaurs
There seems to be evidence that dinosaurs could swim. It seems rather logical to me that this would be...
Religion of Snakes on Planes
As if flying on airplanes with Muslims isn’t scary enough, some are compounding this fear by smuggling snakes on...
Slave Holders Arrested
A couple on Long Island, New York have been arrested for keeping two Indonesian women as slaves. They are...
Joya Williams Sentenced for Stealing Coke
This stupid woman turned down a really good offer on a plea bargain- 2 years, if she admitted to...
IPOWER Hosting 10% of World’s Web Malware?
Brian Krebs has an excellent article in the WaPo here today talking about IPOWER web hosting provider and its...
Michael Vick is Dogs’ Worst Friend
What a huge enormous degenerate scumbag Michael Vick turned out to be. Him and his whole family. Dirtbags. Thugs....