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I’m a little bit late to this story, but it is a good illustration of how the typical Obama-voting woman from Minnesota thinks and feels about sacred wildlife. She has written many letters to the press and government officials suggesting that migrating deer cross the highways safely at school crossings instead of the dangerous deer crossings- where she has killed three deer herself.
From the NYDailyNews here:
“It seems to me that it’s so irresponsible of us to allow these deer crossings to be in an area where these deer are so likely to be struck by oncoming traffic,” she said. “Wouldn’t you agree?”
The show’s hosts found it hard to interject seriously, realizing just how dimwitted Donna was acting.
“The government can direct the deer population anywhere they want to,” she added. “All they have to do is move that deer crossing sign.”
Audio of the woman’s deer-related diatribe was uploaded to YouTube on Oct. 8, and has been viewed more than 3.5 million times.
The caller even earned a nickname: Donna the Deer Lady.
Who wants to see a movie about Sean Penn crossdressing, being a complete retard, and hunting nazis? I’m guessing absolutely no one.
Sean Penn is a rabid communist who once shaved his head in solidarity with Hugo Chavez who was undergoing chemo. Only lefties will see any movie with a crossdressing Sean Penn, but I doubt many of them will enjoy Penn’s performance. But taking their money kinda makes me giggle.
Two members of LulzSec, one of whom pretends to be an arm-flapping Asspie sufferer, has pleaded guilty of launching cyber attacks against corporate sites. The LulzSec logo is below, now featuring a glass full of anal leakage:
From CNet here:
Ryan Cleary and Jake Davis, aka “Topiary,” plead guilty to DDoS attacks; two others plead not guilty. The charges centered on events in a 50-day hacking spree last year.
Two British men pleaded guilty today to conspiracy charges related to a spree of attacks on U.S. and U.K. government and corporate Web sites by the LulzSec hacking group last year.
Ryan Cleary, 20, and Jake Davis, a 19-year-old who used the hacker handle “Topiary,” admitted to launching distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attacks on Web sites including Sony, Nintendo, News International, Arizona State Police, HBGary Federal and PBS, according to The Telegraph.
Cleary pleaded guilty to four additional charges, including hacking into U.S. Air Force computers at the Pentagon. His lawyer says she would fight extradition because her client has Asperger’s Syndrome.
As mentioned before, retarded people don’t get extradited from the UK, as Gary McKinnon has proved. But these hackers are already further along in the justice process, having admitted guilt for idiotic leftist attacks on corporate systems.
A fat retarded lady got on a bus in Los Angeles, and for some reason, this really pissed off the Sheriffs.
To me the most disturbing part is the cops demanding the phone from a private citizen who was filming in public. Public surveillance is not a crime. Being fat and retarded on a bus is.
Nelson Santioago got a sweet ass job in Ft. Lauderdale sticking his fingers up the asses of normal travelers and also stealing high tech equipment from the luggage after it went through screening. He often sold the gear before he was done with his shift. Although he shows considerably more intelligence than most retards wearing the blue TSA shirts, and has a harder work ethic, Nelson is now going to jail for getting caught with a flyer’s iPad down his britches.
From the DailyPulp here:
While most Transportation Security Administration employees are busy groping people or taking naked pictures of them, the cops say one of those employees was putting fliers’ electronics down his pants.
30-year-old Nelson Santiago stole around $50,000 worth of electronics over the past six months from Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport’s Terminal 1.
Santiago — a TSA officer since 2009 — was caught earlier this week by a Continental Airlines employee taking an iPad out of someone’s luggage and stuffing it into his pants. Santiago admitted to stealing computers, GPS devices, video cameras, and other electronic merchandise from luggage he was supposed to be screening.
Santiago would immediately take pictures of his new goods and upload the photos online to sell the stuff, and would typically sell the stolen goods to people before his shift was even over.
And just like every other TSA agent in the history of the United States, agent Nelson Santiago caught zero terrorists during his employment period.
If you are retarded, elderly with an adult diaper, or an infant, you get anal probed at the nation’s TSA checkpoints. But if you are a Nigerian, rank with body odor, with a think accent, with a fake ID, and someone else’s boarding pass, then by all means, climb aboard your choice of beautiful American jetliners!
From the LATimes here:
Virgin America Flight 415 from New York to Los Angeles was already two hours into its journey when some passengers in the upscale “Main Cabin Select” section complained that the man seated in 3E reeked of body odor.
A flight attendant asked Olajide Oluwaseun Noibi for his boarding pass and was surprised to see it was from a different fight and in someone else’s name. She alerted authorities, and Noibi went back to sleep in his black leather airline seat. When the plane landed, authorities chose not to arrest Noibi, allowing him to leave the airport.
On Wednesday, Noibi was arrested trying to board a Delta flight out of Los Angeles. Once again, he had managed to pass undetected through security with an expired ticket issued in someone else’s name. Authorities found at least 10 other boarding passes, none of which belonged to him. Law enforcement sources told The Times they suspect Noibi has used expired plane tickets to sneak on to flights in the past. On his website, Noibi describes himself as a “frequent traveler.”
Noibi was able to move past two checkpoints — at the security screening area and at the gate — with his expired ticket and university ID.
The man didn’t even use an acceptable form of ID to get through security. I guess if you stink and might be a Muslim, the TSA doesn’t want to offend you. Meanwhile, they are still giving swirlies to old ladies asses at checkpoints. If you wear the blue shirt of TSA, look in the mirror to see a retard.
The TSA continues to wage their war against the American People. This time they strip searched a dying woman to see what she had hidden in her diaper. The woman was travelling home to Michigan to die from her battle with leukemia when she was humiliated by the Obama administration’s blue shirted thugs at a Panama City airport.
From the NewsHerald here:
Jean Weber of Destin filed a complaint with the Department of Homeland Security after her 95-year-old mother was detained and extensively searched last Saturday while trying to board a plane to fly to Michigan to be with family members during the final stages of her battle with leukemia.
Her mother, who was in a wheelchair, was asked to remove an adult diaper in order to complete a pat-down search.
Weber’s mother entered the airport’s security checkpoint in a wheelchair because she was not stable enough to walk through. Weber said she did not know whether her mother had triggered an alarm during the 45 minutes they were detained. Her mother was first pulled aside into a glass-partitioned area and patted down. Then she was taken to another room to protect her privacy during a more extensive search.
She said security personnel then came out and told her they would need for her mother to remove her Depends diaper because it was soiled and was impeding their search.
Retards. If you put on a blue shirt and work for the TSA you are a retarded american. Anyone who can’t use their god given rights to tell right from wrong and use good judgement shouldn’t be paid my tax dollars in order to harass dying citizens. Won’t Congress do something to stop this idiocy?
Who is the retard in this video below? The mentally disabled man or anyone wearing a blue TSA uniform?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. TSA agents are all retards and menaces to our society. They have never stopped, and never will stop, a terrorist plot. They are all incredibly overweight and are barely fit for burger flipping duty at McDonalds, much less in a highly paid government position that draws a pension.
The evil bastards in the blue shirt made this kid throw away a stupid plastic hammer- meanwhile allowing a similar hammer to pass through screening in his mom’s backpack.
A cheap JC Penny suit and bad combover completes the picture of the mouthpiece of TSA, or as I call him, Chief Retard. His real name is Curtis Robert Burns, AKA TSA’s Blogger Bob, and he is a professional hired troll of the TSA. He smiles because he hates you.
From CNET here:
The Transportation Security Administration appears to have pulled off an Internet first: hiring the U.S. government’s most controversial spokesblogger.
All federal agencies have spokesmen. Some have blogs. But it’s the pseudonymous Blogger Bob who, more than anyone else, has come to represent the online voice and personality of his employer–not always with entirely successful results.
Internet fact checkers have accused Blogger Bob of eliding relevant facts about disputes involving the TSA. A Forbes.com column noted that Blogger Bob had curbed critical comments (and then subsequently permitted them). Reason Magazine has dubbed Blogger Bob someone who’s paid to “mock people harassed by TSA.”
Whenever a TSA agent fondles a child or a woman or an elderly person, its Bob’s cherished duty to protect the members of his retarded gestapo clan.
I have said it so many times, but it bears repeating: TSA Agents are retarded. They should qualify for special assistance, oh wait, they get paid gobs of money by us tax payers to stand around barking useless orders at airports. And it looks like they are now giving rectal exams to infants. If you wear the blue uniform of a TSA agent, this post is meant for you. You are a retard. You have no shame and no real purpose in life.
Why don’t these retarded citizens go get helpful jobs like sorting broken glass in recycling centers? Or be those guys who stand around holding giant arrow signs pointing to places of business? Or pick up litter on the highway? These guys in the video below get tired of holding signs, so they trade in their placards for a blue TSA uniform and scowl of disdain for the American traveler.
Meet Tom Gordon, Jr. He’s a TSA agent who enjoyed patting down little kids at airports has now been suspended as a TSA officer. Why? He was busted uploading child pornography to his Facebook account. Mind you, I have been lectured by TSA agents that they are highly trained and are smart, just like this guy pictured below who makes a whopping salary comparable to two burger flippers at McDonald’s.
Yep, Ol’ Gropey McForehead above who can’t even find deodorant or a razor in his own medicine cabinet, much less with an XRay machine of your luggage, is authorized to touch your kid at an airport. But not anymore. From Philly.com here:
A passenger screener at Philadelphia International Airport is facing charges that he distributed more than 100 images of child pornography via Facebook.
Thomas Gordon Jr. of Philadelphia, who routinely searched airline passengers, uploaded explicit pictures of young girls to an Internet site on which he also posted a photograph of himself in his TSA uniform.
Homeland Security agents arrested the TSA officer March 24, and he is being held without bail.
Citing privacy rules, TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis would not say if Gordon has been suspended from his job, but noted that he had been in federal custody since his arrest.
“We can assure the public that he is no longer working at the airport,” Davis said.
Gordon had uploaded five explicit photographs of young girls onto the web site Photobucket. Gordon’s Photobucket account also included a picture of him wearing his blue TSA uniform.
Gordon used at least six Facebook accounts and employed multiple names “to upload and store images of sexual exploitation of minor children.”
Authorities also seized from Gordon an HP laptop and a four-gigabyte flash drive that they say contained more than 600 images or movies containing child pornography, according to court filings.
The TSA can’t even screen their own employees and they are in charge of screening US?? And this guy is clearly stupid, and a slob to boot.
It has been ten years since Islamic males walked past security at Logan Airport and hijacked American and United Airliners and used them as missiles to destroy US landmarks. And in the ten years since, the TSA has not stopped a single terrorist attempting to terrorize America. They have intercepted 30 metric tons of deodorant, creams and toothpaste, but have not successfully stopped a single plot. And TSA agents, who simply double their welfare salaries by becoming government employees, continue to fondle tiny children in a stupid theater play called security.
This stupid, fat black woman knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that this tiny child was not a threat to air travel or to other passengers. Yet she insisted on molesting her anyways.
Ann Coulter tweeted this video and it was hilarious. So I’m sharing.
Okay, I just finished introducing my three year old to the wonders of the Goonies. At the end of the movie Chunk, the fat kid, makes a promise to Sloth, the mutant, that Sloth will live with Chunk. And Sloth swears his love to his new master.
Rule 34 y’all. It exists, and its gross.
I also learned through a google search that there are bands that will proudly name new songs “Sloth loves Chunk.” And those songs sound far less than awesome.
Political correctness continues to run amok. Only leftists seek to ban words.
From NPR here:
“Retarded” used to be a garden-variety insult, but it may be the next candidate for prime-time bleeping.
E. Duff Wrobbel never gave the word much thought — until his daughter was born with Down syndrome. When she was just a baby, Wrobbel was driving with her when another car cut them off.
“And I actually said that word,” says Wrobbel, who is a professor of speech communications. “And then I stopped my car and got teary. And I thought, ‘Oh my gosh, I can’t believe I just said that.’ “
Now, Wrobbel has joined other activists who campaign against the word “retard.” To them, it’s not a hilarious put-down; it’s hate speech.
That is so gay!
UPDATE! This Bitch is So R-Worded! She talks about LARPing and how no one wants to LARP with her.