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Worshipping Mother nature and the Earth with Religious Dedication
Now Recycle Bins Are Racist Too
Dec 21st
Heh. Wanna make a leftist’s head implode? Create a recycling bin for only white paper.
Colored paper just gets binned. So does all of the rainbow-colored paper.
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Prancer Didn’t Make It
Dec 20th
There is a county park in Britain that is full of deer. For years parents have been bringing their kids to the park to see Santa’s Reindeer, where they live prior to their pickup on the big night of Christmas Eve. Lots of kids were traumatized when they saw icy corpses of deer sticking up through the ice as many of them drowned trying to walk across the recently frozen lake.
From the DailyMail here:
Children who visited a country park in the hope of seeing Father Christmas’ reindeer were left horrified when they saw several animals that had fallen through thin ice and drowned.
Visitors to Whitworth Hall Country Park, in County Durham, were greeted by the gruesome sight after at least eight deer and stags died during the big freeze.
Hoof marks could still be seen on the ice leading to where the deer broke through into the freezing lake.
‘We came especially to see the deer because the kids think this is where Santa’s reindeer live during the year before he comes to collect them for Christmas Eve.
I thought the world was getting too warm according to all those leftists out there? You mean that cold weather kills animals? Oh. My. God.
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How ‘Bout That Global Warming, Britain?
Dec 9th
You don’t hear too much talk about global warming anymore. I wonder why? As Britain faces its worst wintry December in a century, all those Global Warmin’ fanatics are strangely silent. I think they are hoping the rest of us will forget their support for a global economic takeover based on lies that the planet is warming. Anyways, to illustrate just how poorly Britain is prepared for snow, they do not have snow removal paid by the government. So they send out their soldiers with entrenching tools- not a real snow shovel.
Those spades only make it back breaking on the soldier and you can’t scrape the street surfaces with that thing. They may be smiling as they walk away from their job, but they left the road underfoot as a solid sheet of ice. Hope no one tries to drive on that.
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New Global Warming Confab Opens With Prayer to Mayan Moon Goddess
Dec 5th
I think the Global Warming zealots finally wised up and stopped holding their confabs in wintry northern cities where no one would take them seriously because they would get snowed out. Instead they moved it to Mexico, where no one will take them seriously because they are praying to a Mayan god who demanded human sacrifice of girls where men would wear the skin of the dead girls.
From the WaPo here:
With United Nations climate negotiators facing an uphill battle to advance their goal of reducing emissions linked to global warming, it’s no surprise that the woman steering the talks appealed to a Mayan goddess Monday.
Christiana Figueres, executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change, invoked the ancient jaguar goddess Ixchel in her opening statement to delegates gathered in Cancun, Mexico, noting that Ixchel was not only goddess of the moon, but also “the goddess of reason, creativity and weaving. May she inspire you — because today, you are gathered in Cancun to weave together the elements of a solid response to climate change, using both reason and creativity as your tools.”
“Excellencies, the goddess Ixchel would probably tell you that a tapestry is the result of the skilful interlacing of many threads,” said Figueres, who hails from Costa Rica and started her greetings in Spanish before switching to English. “I am convinced that 20 years from now, we will admire the policy tapestry that you have woven together and think back fondly to Cancun and the inspiration of Ixchel.”
Delegates from 193 countries are gathered in Cancun for the two-week meeting.
So just who was this goddess of the moon and weaving? According to a Mayan cultural site:
During this Mayan festival in the honor of Ixchel: the goddess of the Moon, beehives, fertility, medicine and weaving, a beautiful young woman was chosen by craftsmen and artisans to represent the goddess. This young woman was sacrificed by the priests and flayed.
Her skin was worn by a man who sat at a loom and pretended to weave, while the craftsmen danced around him in animal costumes. The ceremony was then completed when the worshippers engaged in bloodletting and then had a ritual bath.
To our modern sensibilities, this seems unbearably cruel, but to the ancient Maya, the offering of blood and life seemed to be the only suitable gift for their gods, for had not the gods themselves given their own lives to create the world? Once again, we cannot judge another age with the values of our own; only observe….and learn..
Love how they jammed an admonishment not to judge the culture. Bah! I’ll judge it by declaring that Cortez did the world a favor by bringing an end to this barbarianism. Savages and their filthy religions and false gods have no place in modern government, and it is just more proof that the Global Warming crew are a bunch of eco-worshipping idiots. Of course they want to end humanity. They should start by sacrificing themselves and maybe Ixchel will stop global warming. Its worth a try?
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Neil Young Lost Third of Memoribilia to His Own Moonbattery
Nov 16th
I hope Neil Young will remember that southern men make the best mechanics. Not leftist hippies from the gayest location in North America. In a hilarious turn of events, Neil Young’s bio-fueled 1959 Lincoln Continental caugh fire in his warehouse and destroyed a third of all of his collectibles stored there.
From the AP here:
A fire at a warehouse that stored memorabilia belonging to Neil Young started in a vintage car the singer had converted into a hybrid vehicle.
The fire began in Young’s 1959 Lincoln Continental and spread to the nearby warehouse in the San Francisco Bay area. Young had converted the car to run on batteries and a biodiesel-powered generator as part of his LincVolt project to create the world’s most efficient full-size vehicle.
Fire crews were able to save about 70 percent of the warehouse’s contents, including other cars and music equipment belonging to Young.
How much carbon do you think Neil released into the air by setting his garage on fire? Even more hilarious is his last album was called “Neil’s Garage.” Album’s totally hot. LOL
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James Ray Conducted Near-Deadly Sweat Lodges in Past, According to Testimony
Nov 13th
New Age Huckster and Shamanic Fraud, James Ray, had been dangerously cooking his followers in stupid sweat lodge ceremonies for the past few years according to new evidence presented at hearings in Camp Verde this past week.
From Verde News here:
Debra Mercer said her first year operating Ray’s sweat lodge, in 2007, “it was a shock” at what she saw.
She described one girl emerging from the sweat lodge and passing out unconscious in the doorway. “Her eyes were rolling back in her head and she was drooling,” Mercer said. She said the girl came out of the door and fell flat on her face and broke a tooth and was bleeding from the face, nose and eyes.
She repeatedly described the scene in 2007 when 40 people were lying on the ground “convulsing, throwing up, their eyes rolling in their head. That is a dangerous situation and there was no one there to care for them.”
Mercer described another woman participant in 2008 who had rolled into a ball, was having convulsions and had no control, and looked like she had an epileptic seizure.”
Mercer said after the sweat lodge in 2007 and 2008, James Ray exited the sweat lodge and kept separately from the other participants, drank a little water, talked with some people who approached and then left.
Mercer compared James Ray sweat lodges to “traditional” sweat lodges. “They are extreme, extreme! It really cooks people,” she is quoted as saying.
So it seems that it was only a matter of time before James Ray wound up killing one of his idiotic followers. See more here.
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Big Ass Lyger Alert
Nov 7th
Wow this is a big cat. It lives in South Carolina and now it has a baby brother lyger.
The whole article from the DailyMail is here. One thing that floors me is a couple of stats about this cat:
- Ligers grow at such an explosive rate, piling on about 1?lb per day
- Hercules’s face is 2ft 3in across
- 2in claws are the same size as those of a velociraptor dinosaur
- Like tigers, he also likes to swim – a feat almost unheard of among lions, which fear water.
This means that I think a lyger can defeat a velociraptor. And since it can swim, it can probably defeat most sharks, except for the great white.
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Nov 2nd
Some dumbass chef in South Africa came to work drunk, stood on the edge of the Lion Den at the zoo that employed him and verbally taunted the Lions. He sure didn’t think they could leap THAT high.
You know they weren’t lygers because you just don’t taunt a lyger.
From the NyDailyNews here:
Three lions pulled an inebriated worker who was taunting them into their enclosure and devoured him before his horrified friend.
Jan Bredenhand, who had been working as the restaurant manager for the Addo Croc and Lion Ranch near Port Elizabeth, South Africa, for just one month, returned from an all-night party Sunday morning and hopped on a gate around the lions enclosure when he was attacked.
A witness told police that the 30-year-old and one of his friends provoked the lions with loud taunts.
The friend, identified only as “Simon,” ran for help and brought back several tourists who were staying in a nearby chalet.
“It was horrific,” one of the tourists, Veluchia Hassim told South Africa’s News 24 TV. “The one lion was gnawing on his ribs when we got there.”
Tourism in South Africa must be pretty good if you get dragged by locals to watch their friends get eaten by lions. Do you have to tip them in that situation? I’m just not so clear on African customs. Do you applaud the lions? Obviously you don’t boo them!
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Indonesian “Mystic” Destroyed in Hilarious Volcanic Burp
Oct 27th
Some Durka-Durka earth worshiping Muslim holy man trusted his faith that a volcanic mountain he lived on wouldn’t hurt him, despite the scientific warnings that the volcano of Merapi was going to erupt. So he refused to evacuate and was fried to a holy crisp much to my personal amusement.
From the Australian here:
The body of Mbah Maridjan, one of Indonesia’s most admired mystics, was found yesterday morning in his house in ash-blasted Umbulharjo village, prostrated as if in prayer.
Maridjan, 83, was entrusted with interpreting and placating Mount Merapi’s spirit and he refused to leave his village 6km south of the caldera.
While police yesterday afternoon were still holding off an official identification, village head Bejo Mulyo said: “We have lost him, he was our guide and now let us all pray for his soul.”
Leaving the mountain, Maridjan said, would break the oath he made when he was named Ki Surakso Hargo (Keeper of the Mountain, in Javanese) by Sultan Hamengkubuwono IX in 1982.
Tuesday evening, after three days of red alert and 42,000 people had been evacuated from a 10km radius around its slopes, Merapi began spewing pyroclastic flows.
A symbol of Islam Kejawen, traditional undogmatic Javanese Islam suffused with animism, the humble little keeper was also a man of his times.
Score another one for science! And of course hippies and eastern religious dolts are weeping for this almost-90 year old muslim. Tom Cruise is sad because Thetans jumped out of the volcano and got Maridjan, not fresh cleansing lava. And he wasn’t prostrated in prayer, he was trying to kiss his old ass bye-bye.
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Mountain Goat Gores Hiker and Has Hippie Staring Contest
Oct 19th
Ah life in the great suburban outdoors! 200 dollar Timberlands Hiking Boots, freeze dried snacks and a baggie of trail mix. Uh oh! Its a goat! It gored Old Man Boardman! Quick! Hippie Goat Staring Contest, GO!
From the AP here:
A mountain goat that fatally gored a hiker, then stood over the man and stared at people trying to help, had shown aggressive behavior in the past, Olympic National Park officials said Monday.
Robert Boardman, 63, of Port Angeles, died Saturday after he was attacked by the goat while hiking on the subalpine Switchback Trail in the park, which is about 85 miles west of Seattle.
Park rangers later found the goat, observed blood on it and shot the animal.
Rangers have been tracking the goat and others for the past four years because they have followed people or approached hikers without backing down.
Boardman was hiking with his wife, Susan Chadd, and their friend, Pat Willits, and had stopped for lunch at an overlook when the goat began acting aggressively toward them.
Boardman urged the others to go ahead while he tried to get rid of the goat, according to the paper. The two heard him yell and ran back to help.
Hikers who came upon the group radioed for help. But it took nearly an hour before rescuers could reach Boardman because the goat stood over him as he lay motionless on the ground.Boardman, a locally-known musician and diabetes educator, was an avid hiker who also worked for years as a nurse for the Makah and Lower Elwha Klallam tribes.
Those goats aren’t native to the region. Why bother tracking them for four years instead of just eliminating them? Three guys with guns could have solved this problem years ago. But it takes a male nurse to get gored to get the hippies in the PacNorWest to actually unlock a bullet and put it to good use.
And OMG the goat is staring at us! What shall we do? Seriously, hikers, if there are any animals in the area which might intimidate you, take a firearm along.
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Lets Bionegineer the Quills Out of Porcupines!
Oct 15th
Time to turn off some of that DNA stuff that prevents people from giving these guys the cuddles they deserve.
Oh, and also, the dogs want to play with them too.
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Glacier Snuggle Suits For Moonbats
Oct 14th
This is a real thing. Its a giant oven mit made for whackjob green environmental moonbats that want to be able to hump or hug or drool on those every quickly receding glaciers (LOL NOT) without letting their body heat contribute to melting them.
From ITP.nyu here:
This suit explores the avenue of “body” language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an “ice breaker”, better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug. Worn on the front of the body, the reflective padded material serves to mediate the difference in temperatures between the human body and the glacial ice.
I think the suit serves better as a profilactic keep the stink of patchouli oil and hemp smoke off of the glaciers. I wish to god polar bears would eat anyone trying to do this. And just how is the discerning urban dwelling moonbat supposed to get to a glacier to poke his ineffective wiener into it? On a bicycle? Or will they have to burn up loads of fossil fuels to get to one? But that’s okay, because Gaea understands.
Thanks to Michelle Malkin.
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This Will Teach the Kid not to Donate His Stuff
Oct 13th
I can has Red-Eared Slider?
From WFTV here:
A horrified 8-year-old boy watched as an alligator ate his pet turtle at a Panhandle aquarium.
Colton Guthrie had donated his pet red-eared slider, Tomalina, to the Gulfarium in Panama City when she outgrew her home aquarium. Colton’s mother told the Panama City News Herald on Tuesday that the family watched as Tomalina was placed in an exhibit with other red-eared sliders and an alligator.
Although the alligator had long ignored the other turtles, Brenda Guthrie said the gator ate Tomalina as Colton shouted, “Oh no, alligator, let it go.”
The Gulfarium apologized to the Guthries’ and gave them a special meet-and-greet with the dolphins after the Thursday incident.
Sorry about that turtle kid. Wanna pet my dolphin?
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Physics Professor Quits American Physical Society Calling Global Warming a Fraud
Oct 10th
Harold Lewis is the Professor Emiritus of physics at the University of California at Santa Barbara. This is not a small physics lab. This place pumps out Nobel Prize winners. And the American Physical Society, after working hard to silence debate on Global Warming and climate change, has driven Hal Lewis to quit the society.
Hal’s resignation letter from the APS is printed in full at the Telegraph here:
…the money flood has become the raison d’être of much physics research, the vital sustenance of much more, and it provides the support for untold numbers of professional jobs. For reasons that will soon become clear my former pride at being an APS Fellow all these years has been turned into shame, and I am forced, with no pleasure at all, to offer you my resignation from the Society.
It is of course, the global warming scam, with the (literally) trillions of dollars driving it, that has corrupted so many scientists, and has carried APS before it like a rogue wave. It is the greatest and most successful pseudoscientific fraud I have seen in my long life as a physicist. Anyone who has the faintest doubt that this is so should force himself to read the ClimateGate documents, which lay it bare. (Montford’s book organizes the facts very well.) I don’t believe that any real physicist, nay scientist, can read that stuff without revulsion. I would almost make that revulsion a definition of the word scientist.
Lewis goes on to list the many instances where the APS has tried to stifle debate on global warming. And at the end he makes sure he lists his credentials and experience:
Harold Lewis is Emeritus Professor of Physics, University of California, Santa Barbara, former Chairman; Former member Defense Science Board, chmn of Technology panel; Chairman DSB study on Nuclear Winter; Former member Advisory Committee on Reactor Safeguards; Former member, President’s Nuclear Safety Oversight Committee; Chairman APS study on Nuclear Reactor Safety Chairman Risk Assessment Review Group; Co-founder and former Chairman of JASON; Former member USAF Scientific Advisory Board; Served in US Navy in WW II; books: Technological Risk (about, surprise, technological risk) and Why Flip a Coin (about decision making)
Science was something people could point at as absolute truth. Not anymore. It has become terminally corrupted by money and politics.
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Oct 6th
This is called Eco-Art. It is a propaganda poster designed to make you think that this little gir’s life is tied to the climate. Of course it isn’t since Global Warming is a huge hoax and has become a neo religionist movement among liberals
Moonbattery describes this as:
The above is the handiwork of a group misnamed ACT Responsible, which amazingly enough is composed of moonbats who work in the advertising industry.
I notice that for leftists it’s just fine to lynch people so long as they aren’t black. Would changing the skin color of the girl make this art racist? And wrong? Why isn’t it wrong to lynch a white girl? Besides don’t leftists warn that global warming will have a more powerful impact against minorities? So this would be more effective if the girl was black and barefoot because her Dad is in jail and won’t pay child support and her stripper mom spends all her ones on crack. Hey don’t groan. I’m just trying to improve the propaganda.
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Oct 4th
This photo went viral this weekend as Vegetarian Awareness Month kicked off. It shows a closely cropped photo of a pink material extruded from some type of machine being dumped into a cardboard box like a gigantic pink turd. The caption that goes with this picture is:
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from, things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. It comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But hey, at least it tastes good, right?
Of course it sounds disgusting if it were even partially true. But everything in that paragraph is an outright lie.
First lie is that this is mechanically separated chicken. It doesn’t look like this at all. It is a grayish-pinkish material that still looks like lumps of meat while the inedible bone is discarded as waste. And you don’t put it into a cardboard box. Empty cardboard is covered in little paper slivers and that would contaminate the food.
Second lie is that whole chickens are processed through one of these. Wrong. The white meat and most of the dark meat is picked off first because people pay good money to eat good chicken. Only the meat that clings to the bones are processed mechanically.
Third lie is that all fast food chicken is made from this. Wrong. Most fast food uses whole chicken parts, especially places like McDonalds, Burger King and KFC.
Next lie is that the meat is soaked in ammonia. Yeah, thats against the law for any food that is made for animal or human consumption. Real mechanically separated chicken is processed under strict sanitary conditions and immediately frozen.
And there is no need to add artificial flavorings, although I’m certain a lot of salt gets added.
I don’t know what is shown in this picture, but its not food. The intent was to clearly frighten people into being vegetarians. If Vegans can’t convince people with logic and reason to join their stupid movement they have to rely on shock and outright lies to do it. And people who think its cruel to kill animals for food sure don’t have any qualms about not wanting to use the whole animal. Wouldn’t using the whole animal be more humane if it has to die?
Here is a great video showing the real behind the scenes processes of how McDonalds gets their food from the manufacturer.
Thanks again to Ed of Right Rant.
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Oct 1st
Leftists think any dictator that purges the opposition is awesome. Mao, Stalin and Che Guevara are all held in the highest regard by lefties because they murdered anyone who stood in their way. They want to do the same with everyone who won’t toe the Global Warming line too. Moonbattery captured a video that the 1010 Global project is trying to purge from YouTube because of its disgusting violence. So if it disappears from this post let me know before you skip to the link above.
If these lunatics were serious about reducing carbon emissions they’d be blowing themselves up.
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(No Ratings Yet. Rate It!) Loading ...Moonbats Equate Hamburgers to Heroin
Sep 30th
To a liberal, there is absolutely no difference between eating a meat sandwich and injecting hardcore opiates. So far hamburgers have killed absolutely zero human beings. Heroin on the other hand, has taken the lives of lots of musicians, actors, and junkies the world over. But eating animal products must be demonized, even if it means you bring out your works and pretend to shoot up in front of a five year old kid.
The makers of this ad are Australian. The Aussies seem to be trying to catch up to Europeans in the arena of moonbattery. The first comment on the YouTube page said it best:
whoever created the concept for this PSA should be strapped down then given heroin? and a hamburger in 12 hour intervals. he/she will probably know the difference by then.
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Remember When it Was Wrong to Encourage Children to Smoke and Use Drugs?
Sep 22nd
As always, leftists have two sets of rules. One set for themselves and their fellow ruling class, and the other for the rest of the peasants. The latest example is making ice cream out of marijuana.
Very fattening sugary ice cream made from organic hair clippings from a hippy chick’s armpits provides up to three doses of dope per pint. And while the FDA is trying to regulate tobacco, they are completely mute about the marketing of pot products that are attractive to children. They should get Joe Camel to eat the ice cream on TV during Saturday morning cartoons.
The dope laced product is available only in Santa Cruz, California’s most hippie infested town.
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Maryland Green Party Candidate Natasha Pettigrew Suddenly Withdraws From Race
Sep 21st
Natasha Pettigrew was barely old enough to be a Senator at the age of 30, but she was a serious liberal progressive- she demanded free healthcare for all under a single payer system and she envisioned blanketing the state of Maryland with windmills because she thought the state needed to be ready when the coal and oil ran out.
From her Senate page here:
We must vehemently encourage the use of renewable and sustainable sources of energy. By investing in those sources, we can be prepared when coal and oil have been exhausted.
Maryland presents an ideal location for wind farms. If we invest in wind, we can provide not only for ourselves, but sell the excess to generate revenue.
Single payer health coverage would provide Americans with one administrative body for all health care needs
Natasha suddenly withdrew from the race when she took her bicycle out for a ride in the predawn hours and was flattened by a big-ass Cadillac Escalade. The driver of the SUV didn’t stop until she got home 4 miles away and pulled the crumpled bike out of her grill.
Isn’t this ironic? If Pettigrew believed in God, would she consider this a judgement? If she believed in Eastern Religion like most liberal whackjobs, would this be karma? And the Cadillac was made by GM, about whom Ralph Nader, Green Party Presidential candidate wrote his stupid book Unsafe at Any Speed.
And hey, I call dibs on her unused Carbon Credits under Maryland’s salvage rights and laws. I’m going to use it to fill up my buddy’s SUV with Premium!
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